ITT : things we'll never understand

>sweaty lolis make out
>Sup Forums loses their shit

post sfm

Should I get this game if all I want is masturbate to the lolis

>Ellie was lesbians all along
Can't make this shit up

No, just use r34 or something.

Wtf. Why did she have to go gay
Grrrr

>Being lesbian in a world where a majority of the human race has been wiped out
These girls wanted humanity to die.

>"""lolies"""
>human and negro

I would be fine if it was 2 white girls

Even more strange when we see acting pretty childish with the black kid in the main game. We really get the vibe she's little more than a child there.

This

Because Sup Forums (and Sup Forums in general) gets triggered by blacks, seen clearly here It's literally the only reason.

Because it was some of the most transparent SJW bait I've seen in years. This came out right after Gone Home exploded into popularity by all the retard gaming outlets because it's theme was an underage lesbian girl running away from her family to join her les partner. Naughty Dog, bastions of cinematic "video games", decided to step it up a notch and add an INTERRACIAL lesbian couple. This is the Citizen Kane of gaming we're talking about here.

really just an in the moment thing between two hormonal teenagers.

It was just poorly paced. When Ellie meets Joel the first time in game, she's a bratty little shit that doesn't realize how real shit gets out there, and eventually learns from Joel about survival at any cost.

Then they whip up some DLC where Ellie actually is best friends with a new Firefly recruit negress who has a gun and is in total lesbians with her and they see some shit, and the black chick basically apes Joel's speech nearly word for word but chronologically it happens way before Ellie meets Joel, and apparently is the inspiration for Ellie to endure?

It was really hamfisted and a stupid way to cash in on SJW dollars.

>LOOK AT THIS DIVERSE GAY MULTIRACIAL COUPLE WE'RE SO PROGRESSIVE

Meanwhile, no one gave a single fuck about Bill, who is actually a well written gay character in the mainline story.

>disliking interacial lesbian

its actually hotter because the white girl skin is more contrast, its like lesbian oreo

Try to seem less obviously triggered next time, holy shit.

Those are children not "lolis" you disingenuous pedophile.

OMG CANT POL FUCK OFF ALREADY GOD DAMNIT THIS WHOLE SITE ISNT POL FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I WANT TO TAKE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES NOT HEAR YOURE RACIST FUCKING BULLSHIT
FUCK OFF POL I FUCKING HATE YOu

>Meanwhile, no one gave a single fuck about Bill, who is actually a well written gay character in the mainline story.
Loved him, but of course the guy got no attention because he was not screaming "LOOK AT ME I'M SO GAY AND FABULOUS"

Fuck off Sup Forumstard
Fuck off Sup Forumstard
Fuck off Sup Forumstard
Fuck off Sup Forumstard

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>western shit
>"""""loli"""""

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>The only person capable of repopulating the human species doesn't want to reproduce.

like this?

>mfw every Naughty Dog game since U2 has been disappointing as fuck
>that empty feeling after beating U3 was a sign of things to come

LOL XD I HATE POC TOO CAN I FIT IN YET AHHA FUCK SJWS AMIRITE VEE?????

Im just mad it was a nigger

I can't tell if this is false flagging or not.

She actually can't; her saliva alone causes the mushroom virus to infect someone. If she made out with another chick or Joel now, they'd become a clicker eventually.

As seen when she bit the cult leader.

MODS!!!!!!

I AM NOT A PEDO

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Didn't they live in an all girls military school or something? it's really not surprising they're lesbian since they just hang out with other girls all the time

you need at least seventy viable breeding pairs to bring a race back from the brink of extinction, preferable seven hundred, she wasn't gonna do shit on her own

welp I cant argue now

I don't remember giving you permission to (You) me

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Not once in my life have I been to Sup Forums, I'm just stating the facts.

trolled hard

i dont care theyre gay

but it was the single most unrealistic and cringey writing AND acting i have ever seen in my entire life. Not hyperbole, this was actually the worst, by far. I had to stop every few minutes just to stop myself from shooting myself

its so fucking bad

yet people give this game goty awards and say its great dlc

fucking kill me

This is the problem
The gay thing was clearly shoehorned just for the sake of it, to be "progressive".

Fucking based bear Bill.

He had a 'partner' but he couldn't handle Bills Alphaness, stole his battery, wrote a nasty ass note and hung himself because he know he'd never be as Alpha as Bill.

(you)

hot

Holy shit the left one thirsts for the lolipuss
i-i mean MODS

they thirst for the attention they get when they do that, its how women work even little girls

>posting shit tier vidya lolis

Step up your game

It's called experimenting. She isn't old enough to have fully realized who she is, so she certainly can't be considered a lesbian yet.

SHUT IT DOWN

sauce

Where the FUCK do I find a set of those headphones where you press the bottom left/right to turn your mic off and then you let go it mutes it again.

>lolis
they are both ugly, not lolis, and one is a nigger
no thanks

Neo-Sup Forums hates loli. Old Sup Forums would call her a nigger though.

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the black lesbian best friend was featured in TLoU comic which came out way before the DLC.

i agree. it did seem forced and unbelievable and Bill was a good character played by a good actor

Lesbians are just a meme.
They just haven't been dicked hard enough.

>there will never be a black tomboy loli bouncing on your dick as u cum the moment she makes her white loli gf squirt on her tongue


HE

IIRC it was because of the double standard.

SJWs praised this as being the most progressive shit, while Japan gets called degenerate pedos for it.

>has billion+ $
>makes no more games

Literally why is this illegal?
There is no one being sexually abused here.
Its 2 children exploring their sexuality, it happens all the time.

Because it's the land of the free you degenerate pervert.

Get the fuck out.