>start a new dota game
>20 mins in match
>mom yells at you to let the dog out
What do? No guarantee the enemy team will pause for me, I usually have to make up a reason for leaving, and my dog sometimes takes forever to piss. I don't want an abandon. Is there a solution?
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Walk your fucking dog and screw that shitty game you stupid faggot retard.
>Turn off game
>Piss on dog
>Pause game
>Make excuse like "had to wax pubes"
Try harder to b8.
Shut up faggot, this is now an Edd, Ed n' Eddy thread.
Anyone else like the new raid?
get a non shit animal like a cat too late the dog pooed on the floor
woof woof woof woof
You're living with your parents like an invalid, you deal with the consequences.
you let the dog out, you idiot
you probably should've done it before starting to play, faggot
>still living with his parents
What are you, 15?
What you should do is move out and get your own place you manchild
>user just pause it
Back when I played LoL I had a friend who would take a smoke break at the very beginning of the game like 9 times out of 10 and take 5 minutes doing so.
How the fuck do you even get through the tire swing, literally one shots our tanks
they're running the fadfreaker build if that means anything
why did you keep queuing with your friend?
>What are you, 15?
>Moving out after 16
Good luck with that, you unrealistic phaggot.
>Move out of parent's house
>You now have to pay everything
>You now have to decorate everything
>Furniture is expensive as shit
>The entire house/apartment is dirty because the only rooms you use are the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen, you filthy cunt
And was it worth it? No. Your excuse of being able to fuck girls is invalid since you were previously a basement dweller, the only difference now is that you have a bigger room to shitpost in.
Just enjoy your parents while you can, then get a house of your own when they're not with you anymore. Simple.
Your friend should get his teeth smashed in.
Trump is literally Eddy
>Start a new dota game
>20 mins in match
>Some faggot gets on the mic and insults the great nano's sacred sea cucumber balls
What do you do?
just use lianas
also if you're sumo jimmy you can fuck yourself now because you can't even use them and you too big to get around those tires
>you have to decorate
since when faggot?
>TFW parents buy an over-glorified trailer on a hill so we get shit internet
>Stuck in a dead end rural town so can't move out until I finish college
>Can't enjoy multiplayer ever
It's simple. Kill your mother and your dog.
You should look into those little handheld-sized 4G dongles.
You get one free abandon per week.
The problem is we're too far out for 4g to be stable
As I speak right now, my connection bounces between 3G and 4GLTE without moving a centimeter
And that's because our home internet provider shit the bed and now their tower is out (our internet uses a satalite aimed at their tower)
And this shit could have been avoided if they just got a fucking house closer to the main town but no, they needed their fucking retirement home
He could have gone afk for 2 out of 3 matches and it would still have been preferable to yolo queue, have you guys even played a moba?
Get fake siren, pretend that someone's been stabbed, problem solved.
The dongles I mean though are specifically for travel/spotty areas. They're about the size of a phone and I hear they're great and pretty cheap.
If you were playing Techies, place some mines and do your shit. By the time you come back, you should be on a godlike or your team has reported you. Either way...
mom asks me to let the doggo out every day fucking retard
>What do?
You fuck off, you underage faggot.