They are taking the objective... STOP THEM!

They are taking the objective... STOP THEM!

Don't worry, I got this, I'll just wait for my scatter arrow to regen then kill them all with my ult on this ledge 20 meters away...

>xXpr0snip3zXx has died
>xXpr0snip3zXx has left the game

Even Hanzo knows he is worthless and has to rely on his team to carry him to victory.

Sure thing, bro. I'll be there in a minute, taking the long flank!

It always amuses me when you hear a Widow say get on the point. It's like Blizzard fucking knows and put this in deliberately.

>Hear "I have found the enemy teleporter!" voice line
>Player doesn't destroy the teleporter

>tfw nobody backs you up because they are huddling behind the choke point taking pot shots like the pussies they are

>"The enemy has a teleporter!"
>Nobody, including yourself, bothers to look for it

A TARD ON YOU

Rate me

I dislike Overwatch.

I was more poking fun at Reinhardts who try to flank instead of going down main, but yeah... I can't play him in pubs because everyone else is such a fucking sissy about pushing in.

stop leaving matches early/10

He's useful when retards aren't playing as him. But unfortunately, the bow and arrow character usually draws that type of player.

>Quick Play
>"PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES"
>Exit game and requeue

Anyone else do this?

I live to pocket heal agro tanks.

>Quickplay

Show us your comp stats. Props for using Lucio that much though, nobody ever wants to support in this game and it's pissing me the fuck off.

>QP
>ana support
>leave and requeue

>Reinhardts that charge into the entire enemy team, doesn't pin anyone on his charge, doesn't have ult, and expects their team to follow through

Fuck these Reinhardts. They just want to fuck shit up with their hammer than protect the team.

this

also torb/bast on attack, genji on defense, hanzo

we're getting pretty efficient at having the same exact conversations about this game, huh

...

>fairly well rounded team, only lacking a support
>HUNZZZZZZZOOOOO AT YO SUVISS

...

gas yourself zarya picking scum

I'll bite. What's wrong with zarya

He is just buttblasted he can't deal with them

and how they can really help a team

Nothing, and that's the problem.

He's too dumb to not shoot her shield

lol. made me chuckle.

Who is the match narrator anyway?

Is she part of the story like TF2's announcer?

>Rein drops his shield that was covering three damage-dealers and a healer to shoot his fireblast
>healer gets popped by enemy Widow
>fireblast misses

Good times.

Best boy

I'd be his groupie if I were a woman

She some AI that Winston made I think.

She's too stronk for the baby man to handle.

It's called Athena. Apparently she's gonna be a playable character.

OR, as a team you could shoot enough damage to break the bubble, not let her get any time to regenerate her sheilds, and just shoot her big slow ass down while her only means of protection is on cooldown for 10 seconds

Athena. AI Winston made.

Pretty sure Lucio is gay, user.

>"I have tickets to a show tonight."

Fucking happend yesterday
>die protecting point A on Volskaya because 2 people jumped on it
>switch to teammate camera
>4 of them were in the left side building trying to kill a Zenyatta close to the spawn
>the 2 guys that killed me ended up capturing the point after 10 seconds without even being contested
It made my blood boil uncontrollably. Probably most infuriating moment in the game I've ever experience. None of them even MOVED TOWARDS THE POINT or acknowledged its existence for that matters.

>Symmetra on offense
Oh shit, this person must know some next level tech to make this pick!

>they die 10 times in a row with no kills/obj time and switch to tracer
I shoulda left before the match even started.

>Barrier can't hold for much longer!
>Drop it to pop a flamestrike and get behind cover instead of letting it break and have to wait for the longer recharge
>Team doesn't take the hint and continues to push and take loads of damage

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm still just a low rank shitter, though.

>Oh shit, this person must know some next level tech to make this pick!
I'm quickly realizing that this is never, ever the case. Even if they're a higher level than me

>its a hurrrrrrrrrr lets all pick the same hero match!
>calm down user its just for fun!

Don't worry, user, when deathmatch hits all these Hanzo and Widow shitters will start playing that.

>Join random quick match
>Enemy team all 6 of them Soldiers
>TACTICAL,TACTICAL,TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED
>Lose horribly

>Next round
>Entire team of enemy Dvas
>Win with 99%/99%

>Final Round
>Entire team of Reapers
>Win easily

What does this mean?

Its okay luv, I have been resetting the time for the last 20 seconds. Take your time to aim you WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, HOLY FUCK I HATE HANZO PLAYER.

6 Rein's on payload attack is fucking hilarious though.

where did they mention that? would be interesting

thing is, either you play with people you know (possibly on voicechat) or no one is fucking paying attention to anything. I started playing competitive with two friends and saw a huge improvement in winrate and generally in having fun with the game just by having half the team actually work togheter at all moments.

Is there anything more frustrating than getting oneshot bodyshots from a Hanzo?

if this happens you gotta convince them to do 4 of a guy and 2 that'll help that work
for example 4 anas and 2 reins. they'll really feel zat in the morning

>game with infinite ammo and built-in aimbots and wallhacks

you tell me user

a team did that on us once, they lost horribly

mostly because the kept charging in random directions

>this is never, ever the case
I'm in that camp now. If it is my team that is.

>enemy team is defense with nothing but tracers, genjis, and a lucio
Heh, walk in the park, just gotta get on old monkeyman and take care of this!
>rest of my team keeps their current picks
>can't get anyone to counterpick
>none of them can aim
>we lose to tracer/genji defense
Terrific!

Not really, especially due to the fucking 20 tick server putting the Hanzo at an advantage.

GETTIN SENTIMENTAL?

>some guy picks soldier at the same time as another guy
>2 other people immediately swap to soldier
>we all swap over
>it's a "we're all soldiers now" match
>we win

On a side note, 6 man mercy is hilarious. Anything besides those usually ends up being a loss.

I hate the overly defensive and turtling Reinhardts even more.

>Rein with his shield up by himself, me and two others are on him.
>He Earthshatters us but IMMEDIATELY puts his shield back up and doesn't try to take any of us out.
>We get back up and kill him immediately.

I love playing Rein and seeing that sort of shit on either team really pisses me off.

And him shooting tree-trunk-sized projectiles

How are you even supposed to counter 6 x 76?

Honest question: Would OW lose anything if they outright deleted Hanzo from the game? I have never met a single one that had an impact on the game short of PRESS Q AT CHOCKPOINT actions.

yeah, variety

nope. he's just widow, but worse in every way.

While you sit there crying I'll be taking your gold medals and POTG.

If you want a shield, go D.va

>be the hottest hero in the game
>useless
at least there's mcree

Hanzo is fucking op. His arrows deal a devastating amount of damage and the hitboxes are ridiculously huge. You get even one shot behind a fucking wall. They could at least make his hitbox more balanced.

>variety
>of the one character that is in every game
>twice

I'd say the opposite, actually.

what server?

they made the hitbox smaller

They have said they want to make it have the same hitbox as virtually any other gun, but we'll see, right now it feels like the Reinhardt hammer in terms of hitbox

a well-timed rein charge can singlehandedly make or break a push though
not to say you should spam it like a retard, but it has its uses

>Would OW lose anything if they outright deleted Hanzo from the game?
There's 22 heroes in the game, they wouldn't lose much by deleting any single one.

But the point is variety like said. They want snipers in the game, so they put two (now technically 3) snipers in the game. Just like they have multiple tanks, multiple healers, etc.

The question is does Hanzo do anything that Widowmaker doesn't? And the answer is "not really."

Fucking Korea

he can score many kill by pressing q

Widow cant do that unless the are all in front of her and brain dead at the same time

>Use Blizzard
>Enemies were already informed about it yesterday so nobody gets caught.

>hottest male hero
>Not Grandpa Knight

Here's a fun fact, Genji and Hanzo were supposed to be the same character

I'd suck him

>we want the MGR audience!

>Playing D.Va on Numbani attack
>Rein is sitting on the payload on the last stretch
>Try to get around him, but he turns
>Boost him back a bit
>In his face, but he still has his shield up
>Slowly crawl closer to him shooting
>He keeps backing up
>Back him into a wall
>Clip through his shield
>Kill him
I really wish I was making this shit up

Every non retarded reinhardt would boost into your face after you boosted in his

Zaryabros, unite!

genjis pressing e all day everyday and mccrees with good aim

I usually wait for them to charge first before I decide to get retardedly reckless, but I hit shift anyways

>play since beta
>didn't like Zarya at all
>she's now my most played character

she could use a small damage buff (with 100% charge) though

aigoo~

>hear my character say this
>don't see it anywhere

your character is probably saying that they "detect" it, but it's not actually in your vision. just that they know there is one

porn artists draw her with huge tits when in reality they'd be rather small

Maaaaybe. Her right click consistently feels underwhelming, even if I do realize it's always more DPS vs 2 or more targets. It's not at all uncommon for me to be leading in Damage as Zarya though. Get your tracking down just right on her LMB and ooh mama, that's some melted genji right there.

Zarya's almost a mandatory pick after the D.Va buff.

>People still don't know that ults have different lines depending if it's an ally or enemy

Its really stupid when people ask if the ult is coming from their team.

What was really stupid was when someone on voice chat said "NOT MINE" whenever the enemy of the same hero ulted.

>Defending
>Payload is 2meters away from final checkpoint
>Whole team pushes too far to defend
>2 tracers & 1 genji get to the payload
>i die alone after holding it for 10sec with Lucio
>"Defeat"
>"[team] : lucio afk ??? no heal"

>A Torb on Numbani escort attack
>He doesn't even build turrets or anything
>Just uses his gun, only the long ranged firing mode
>Plus a genji who seems to think he is hanzo

barely won thanks to a Lucio

Some characters like Bastion or Torb don't, though.

Never heard of someone not knowing this. Is this NA?

I bought the frog skin because I can't stand his dazzling eyes.

>"THE DRAGON BECOMES ME!"
>"OH SHIT ENEMY GENJI ULTED LET'S ALL SWARM AWAY"
>meanwhile our genji rushes in alone and gets completely obliterated

it's like watching monkeys playing.

How would you fix Hanzo so he becomes a viable pick?

one reinhardt one bastion and thats enough already.

>FIRE AT WILL
>Their whole team is captured
>You're team decided to run away from the ult