This is your paladin for the day

This is your paladin for the day

Honestly I wish this was an option in more games. i think its pretty unfair that theres this huge percentage of games where you can play a masculine buff female and dress her in woman's clothing, but there's like 10 games in history where you can make a passably feminine male character and dress him in women's clothing.

SJWs cry and bitch about women characters in games but 99% of the time female avatars have way more cosmetic options than males. Kind of pisses me off. This should be an option IMO for way more games.

Pic related. Only two games I know off the top of my head are blade and soul and fire emblem awakening.

Do I get to fuck her?

That's a guy user

You can make cute boys in Dragon's Dogma. They still get locked out of all the lewd clothing options, though.

I want the female paladin meme to become less overused. What are some games where I can play as a chivalrous and manly male paladin and smite evil and save princesses n shiet?

Do I get to fuck him?

Astolfo is straight though

bullshit

Thanks, I may pick it up now, do you know any other games? The list is way too small :/

Where's the armor ?

Can't argue with that Boner

I remember when I used to play female paladin because they felt novel and heroic.
Now every game and its expansion features either a female protagonist or a female as the main character.
It's like you can't find male heroes anymore, just a lot of bald spessh marines.

No, that's a little girl.
This is a Paladin

what's the opposite of edge?

Moralfag

It's because Japan went Agrias->Saber->A trillion saber clones. Now every knight is a blonde haired big tiddy girl and it bled over into western stuff where we just get ugly small tiddy knight girls.

>save princesses
Mysoginistic, videogames have evolved beyond females needed to be saved. Didn't you play the Tomb Raider reboot?

The Way of the Samurai series usually lets you pick a bishonen face in most of their games. I agree it's a real shame that there aren't more games that put effort into making the males attractive. There's nothing more enjoyable than dressing up a cute guy, but very few games even let you make a good looking male, let alone give him a decent amount of clothing options.

How did it get to the point where we went from
>average-chested blonde knight girl
to
>small-breasted blonde knight girl
to
>big-breasted blonde knight girl
Because the first two are clearly superior. Mordred best Saber.

I don't really mean there aren't games where you can make good looking males...because there's tons of games where you can do that.

What I mean is that there's way too few games where you can male girly-boys, but there's an endless ocean of games where you can male manly-girls.

It's like girls get both options, but men only get one. I'm fine with playing manly men, but I think male avatars should be permitted just as many options and just as much variety as female avatars, but they aren't.

Average size is best, not too small or too big.

I would fuck this girl, no homo.

>saber clones
The blonde knight babe was an animu trope waaaay before FF or FSN made it even more popular.

I want to do unholy things to that paladin.

Macho men aren't good looking, though. They're just dudes that don't know how to look after their appearance. Very few games let you play as a guy that actually puts effort into looking half decent, even ones with character creators.

Jeanne D'arc is the original blonde-haired knight.

Which is funny because Jeanne doesn't even have blonde hair.

>Jeanne D'arc is the original blonde-haired knight.
She's the original paladin.
Blonde hair are here to emphasize the holyness of her being.
And yeah, I believe she was brown-haired IRL.

I would bind her with my spells and kill all those she holds dear in front of her until her soul and spirit are crushed.
Then I would use my dark arts to corrupt her very soul and turn her into a mockery of what she stood for, and unleash her against her former allies and enjoy their despair and her excitement as she plunges deeper and deeper into a darkness from which she will enver escape, even after death as I'll bind her soul to make her one of my undying servants and forever condemn it to burn in the flames of hell.
And I'll rape her.

>She's the original paladin
Meant "She's the original female paladin"
Sorry.

Some of us think macho men look fine, you don't seem to understand that some people think macho looks good. You are mistaking "good looking" for having more options.

There's nothing wrong with having macho men, just like there's nothing wrong with macho girls. But as it stands, only the girls are allowed to look "fabulous." That option should also be extended to males as well. There's just no reason to give men half as many options as they do for women.

What you are arguing most people would roll their eyes at.

No, they're pretty much right. Those buff dudes are there for straight guys who don't care about how their character looks. They aren't there for anyone who's actually interested in men. You can do muscular men well, but most games simply don't because they aren't designed with attractiveness in mind.

Hmmm perhaps I can't see it then.

I guess we are in agreement at least. There really should be more options for male characters. It's tiresome how lacking it is. Not just in basic games, but even among modding communities in games, men have far, far less time dedicated to them.

It's such a shame.

Characters like Kratos definitely do not look fine by any standard. Pretty sure that's the kind of awful design they were getting at.

You just made a girl and then gave it a dick.

I'd say that's hella gay, but that's like half gay. You want the dick, but you can't commit so you stick a girl on top.

That looks nothing like a girl. The entire body is blatantly masculine. It's just a twink with long hair and makeup. Surely you can tell the difference, right user?

Ok, fine.

You put a female head on an effeminate male body.

You are brainwashed. Men can and do look like that too. Looking attractive like that isn't some magical thing that only women can do.

Even the face is clearly masculine. Men are inherently prettier than women. All it takes is a little makeup to really make it stand out. You seem like you don't know very much about how beauty works, user.

>And I'll rape her.
you monster

If that was a guy, explain why they give her 3 sizes?

Can't make flat girls in Dragon Dogma, so it'd still look like a girl due to the visible boobs.

>Rider of Black

>his insta
l-lewd

I am a girl

Because Japan isn't afraid to let boys look FABULOUS

What's Jojo's 3 sizes?

Depends on which Jojo

All of them.

wtf is second from left just a recolor of Juri?

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How is he so perfect?

This is rider of red

>that face

jesus christ user stop trying to hide your blatant homosexuality behind some self-righteous concept of "beauty". that face looks hideous since it's trying to look female while clearly being male, just like a female trying to look like a male is non beauteous.

Sounds like you just have shitty taste. Typical heterocuck.

Disgusting.

Pretty sure that user wasn't trying to hide how gay they are. And they're right, men are prettier than any women could ever hope to be. The fact that he's clearly male is what makes him beautiful.

Men are objectively prettier than gross women. Stop living in denial, breeder.

This is not what i expected, sasuga Sup Forums

But user I already am the paladin myself

The other way around, broski

Is the big blue one your keeper?

We dont really know as araki never wrote them and his art changed so much along the years that you cannot just measure using their heights and math (go look at the recent jonathan art he made, it looks like a fuckboi, even skinier than giogio)

What we do know is that their heights are decreasing
Jonathan was 185cm
Joseph was 185cm
Jotaro (first non western jojo) was 185cm
Josuke (second non western jojo) was 180
GioGio (also an half blood) was 175cm
Jolyne (mixed breed too, though only her dad and one of her grampas are japanese) was 165cm
Jonny is a criple
Dont know jo2ke's size

Its clear that nip breading ruined the Joestar family blood line