Talk through the mic

>talk through the mic
>y-you're a girl?!
>beta orbiters are willing to take dmg for me
>they even give me free shit

men are subhuman no wonder you are the only ones dumb enough to die in wars xD

It's cute that you tried, here's your reply.

>images.jpg
it's image.jpg user you gotta step up your game a bit and try to be more subtle

>women pushed for the right to join the military
>women currently pushing for access into all the combat arms jobs

xDDD

>thinks its bad that men want to protect and cherish women

whenever it is precisely the opposite you will complain just as much, you brain damaged cunt

rofl xD

Nah it's ok I'm glad you boys pretty much exist to serve me :)

LONDON
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I got carried through trials of osiris on destiny for being a girl which i'd have otherwise never done since i'm terrible at pvp

All for only 75 CENTS TO A DOLLAR

Dumb slutposter

Fuck you OP

go fuck yourself, I love my dogs

shit thread

>tfw only grill in a smallish raiding guild
>tfw instead of being beta orbiters we're all bro as fuck with each other
>everyone gets along fine, no drama, no offers to be my e-bf, no freebies out of nowhere that were clearly motivated to gain my favor (I actually gave out more stuff to other people than anyone else because I was NEET at the time and played a fuckton to the point where I'd have extras of everything to give away if it wasn't account/soulbound)
>guild started to fall apart because WoW started sucking hardcore
>eventually the GL and all officers except for me stopped playing and the guild fell apart

Kinda miss them.

I totally exploited having a vagina in RO though, no regrets. Saved me a fuckton of grind, especially because the pserver I played didn't have shops that sold shit like Mejingard or rare hats/craft only hats

Samefag

>mfw pretend to be a girl online because I have a girly voice
>get free shit

Noooooooooooo!

I rarely run into anyone who cares that i'm a girl and the only ones that generally makes a scene are teens or younger. It's quite nice really

fat ugly cunt

I love shit threads

Nigger.

at least we can post some shitty images

>join guild with three girls in it
>they're all cool and reasonably competent at the game
>none of them ever start drama
>the only person starting drama is one dude who gets butthurt about everything

OH SHIT

>only play single player games
>all my friends who play video games are hardcore fujoshits
>mfw talking about video games with my friends is comfy and super fun and half of the discussion are about homo pairings

Good ol' beta orbiters.

fuck off

i dont want my puppers to die :(

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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>frogposter is the same type of faggot who posts reply to this so my thread gets more replies episode

this is what years of being a neet does to you. your mind breaks and all you can do is cry out for negative attention because certainly you're not worth any positive

I miss my MMO days, hated people who dickrode any of the girls made me look like an edgy prick but I guess weebs like that?

Last MMO I played was Dragon Nest with one other friend but you can solo that whole game but it's a lot more fun with friends

Kekkeroni, didn't read but well played.

I hate online games.
Sometimes, just sometimes, you find a group that's nice and won't change if girls come in.

and the rest you think are normal until a girl comes in and everyone becomes an orbiter, talking to her about her instead of talking about games.

I just want to play video games
I just want to talk about video games

I win

Only place I've seen people give a shit about that are MMOs, gmod, or Minecraft

d-does immunity cat work on th-this one, too?

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>when people treat girls like girls instead of fellow players and hinder any sort of progress

I thought that Biological warfare was illegal.

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A girl you say?

If you play whatever kinds of shitty games that are full of horny teenagers and neckbeards who go insane because a girl joined, it's probably time to move on to something else.

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dam

YAMEROOOOOOOOO

Fuck you.

thanks immunity cat

/thread

GG

HALT

You can't stop this. Nobody can stop this.

Not
>WORLD MEME DATABANK

Son, I'm disapoint

What's it like having a vagina?

I wanna take advantage of gullible socially incompetent assburgulars.

I mean I could do the crossdressing meme but I just don't understand the sissy personality at all. It would be easier if I had a vagina, since then my personality wouldn't matter.

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>It would be easier if I had a vagina, since then my personality wouldn't matter

SHIT WHO IS THIS SAVAGE

EXODIA

is this pasta?

reminder that if you're an ugly fat whale you're not actually a "women" you're just a disgusting pile of shit

and yes, I know you're all fat ugly shits

> /r9k/ representing ITT

Eat my dick

OBLITERATE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa-

I'm not really sure how to describe it, just as I'm sure it would be difficult to describe what having a penis is like. Not that it matters anyways. The kinds of people you'd be tricking probably don't know the first thing about them either.

Just act like a bubbly airhead, be flirty, but not overtly sexual and if they ask for pics just go to a random obscure tumblr and steal something from there.

You just used "xD"

Well done.

You are now a gamurr gurrl xD

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What is this, exodia for ants?

>I wanna take advantage of gullible socially incompetent assburgulars.
You don't even need a fucking vagina to do it, or even be in an actual mmo with character creations and all that

>14 years old at the time
>playing early pokemon showdon
>use hilda as my trainer
>after a battle some random sperg messages me and literally pulls that 'tis a wonderful thing to see' shit
>try to shake him but he almost insists on bugging me
>eventually give in and get him to order about $200 of domino's to my place almost daily for a month
>drop off before I get in top deep and never hear from him again
It was fucking weird, but I was the cool guy for a little while because near daily piza parties for my friends in school

>women are extremely picky and ignore most men
>get raped by the men they invited
>they expect the native men to defend them
>mfw i see a woman getting raped and i walk away

Tits or gtfo

It's sad to see that it has taken so long to be posted. It seems like the sjw have won

But thats how humanity works, dont pretend there is any multiplayer game that only mature people play.

if you say so fuccboi

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yer

>Some idiot thinks this is a woman and not just some shit poster

stop

Meh

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>>eventually give in and get him to order about $200 of domino's to my place almost daily for a month

You didnt think it was creepy that the stalker dude had your adress?

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>just as I'm sure it would be difficult to describe what having a penis is like.
Feels powerful when you plow things with it sexually
Feels a bit tingly when using it to aim pee
Is a bit uncomfortable if boner in tight clothes. Feels as though someone is constantly pulling your arm back. Only instead of your arm, it's penis

this is reddit tier

please don't hurt them

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Video games
X
Console games are dead

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Fuck you

MODS

It's a fucking video game.

A game in which the person you are "protecting" could be a thousand miles away and you'll never meet again after the match ends.

Well of course there isn't, but there are certain genres/games where you're more likely to run into those types of people. They just happen to be some of the more commonly played ones, unfortunately.

I was 14 at the time so no, my dumb ass thought all was fine, and I got free shit

Luckily that whole thing kinda died out and we moved so no long term consequences. Or at least there haven't been yet, and I've long since gotten my own place from my parents.

>Just act like a bubbly airhead, be flirty, but not overtly sexual and if they ask for pics just go to a random obscure tumblr and steal something from there.
Doesn't sound too difficult. Will try. Thx.

>The kinds of people you'd be tricking probably don't know the first thing about them either.
I dunno. Doesn't that type of person spend lots of hours googling about women?

The person who doesn't know about women would be someone who just doesn't give a shit

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Ayy lmao

OP is right though. Women wouldn't have their place in society if fucking beta orbiters didn't put them on pedestal.

Can't wait for waifu age so men will no longer need females altogether.