I'm so high right now lmao

>I'm so high right now lmao

DUDE

WEED

>the guy who bong rips nto the mic

WEED

LMAO

>not enjoying vidya with weed

full pleb

People who smoke weed should be shot.

Do you share your weed with your mates?

People that drink should be shot.
People that smoke weed and keep it to themselves are a-okay.

>that dude with the clan tag [KUSH] or [WEED]

You hear it you lose

people who drink don't go around and inform everybody within hearing range that they drink

DUDE WEED
DUDE CURE CANCER
DUDE ITS A PLANT
DUDE NOT ADDICTING
DUDE 420

>he's never been high and played videogames!

Is reading comprehension that hard of a thing for you, or did you just tunnel vision the first party of my post?

>he still smokes weed

I did but I quit. Keep telling yourself you're not addicted to it. Try to go one day without taking your bong hits, bro

Fuck, every time I see him I can hear his fucking stupid intro too
>WHAT UP WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUBE

>"i have never seen a gang of lads on a night out drinking"

drunk teenagers/young adults are a million times more annoying than people who sit at home and smoke bud, they're more dangerous too

>he drinks alcohol
>but doesn't smoke weed

guys guys, stop fighting
this is a "I wanna fuck that bunny" thread

There's always gotta be that one obnoxious stoner.

>tfw I only smoke every once in awhile but when I do I usually get cross faded af

>Dude lmao what if you played GAME X while hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

What happened, did your work introduce piss testing and you had to capitulate like a bitch?

My friend once said me that while we were chatting. I went offline in seconds.

someone post the one where he calls the police on them

>my only dealer is a guy I met a long time ago
>Always just chipped in with friends to buy off their dealers
>would feel like an asshole calling up this guy after 5 years just for weed

Weed makes me really paranoid. I can't help it, wish I could

Idk what to do

No, I grew up.

Ask the guy who's right behind you if he can help.

can u tell what manga is this? looks familiar

Haha

>sometimes play W:ET when drunk after coming home
>always had to tell it to everyone on the server
Not because I wanted to brag or anything, getting wasted at an young age is completely normal here. I did it because my paranoia always kicked in and I was 100% sure that I was playing like shit and that everyone was silently judging my shit skills.

>"Why are you playing so horribly in this team based game?"
>"lol im high right now dude fucking chill XDDD"

I don't care if you smoke weed but please don't play team based games when you're high.

Also why do people that smoke weed need to notify every single person they meet online they are high. It's fucking irritating.

Holy fuck I just had major deja vu after reading this

nah nah nigga its this one

>why did you spawn early, wtf?
>dude I'm so high
>oh no please don't kick me

>vices are inherently childish

This guy is like the INCARNATION of what i imagine when i hear the word "stoner".

Is this like a autistic confession or something?

You probably only succeeded in annoying everyone while bragging about consuming alcohol.

quentin thread

...

How to smonk weed without bring paranoid???

There are hundreds of people dying because of weed. It damages the brain.

Alcohol too, but its impossible to ban it in the current state. Too widespread.

I've actually heard of stories of people dying from weed. One guy jumped off a 4 story building

What's the point of this thread?

Yeah man my teacher told me a friend of his had his entire head blown up from smoking weed. Shit's super dangerous.

Make fun of people that smoke weed

you just gotta relax bro and enjoy the dope vibes

peace and 420,
stonrrr steve

I'm not joking, it actually happened. Stop trying to downplay the situation

I wouldn't call it autistic, I was just a stupid kid back then. And I've always been competitive as fuck. Plus it has permanent servers and I only played on the servers of a clan I was part of, meaning I knew all the regulars and we talked about all kinds of stuff and we "knew" each other.

Lol dude XD bro smoking weed is mature and responsible haha

Haha I feel so peaceful when I smoke da dank budz, I just wanna blow my brains out haha

If the guy jumped from a building because of weed then he was either genuinely retarded or had taken something else alongside it that actually did the screwing around in his brain.
Like all things marijuana is dangerous in excess but there's no problem in taking it ocasionally. Or do you also believe alcohol should be banned because what dumb people do when drunk?

The forced hate for weed is almost more embarrassing than the degenerates loudly enjoying the drug. It's like you're going to start crying because weed is so dumb, everyone that smokes it is dumb. :c

kurt cobain smoked a big bowl of dank ak47 kush before he blew his brains out

>dude I go to the gym
>dude getting laid is so easy
>dude I'm so high lmao
>dude I'm so drunk lmao I literally had a glass of wine

You're so fucking boring

>Dude lmao you gotta learn to have some fun dude lol here take some of these pills

I bet you're fun at parties...

I fucking hate people who brag to impress. Of course I like to drink at parties but what the fuck, if you brag about going to the gym you can fuck right off. There's nothing special about it.

I've been offered cocaine multiple times by coworkers. People who do cocaine think they are the hottest shit, but I guess that's part of the effect of the drug.

>I will literally give you some of these expensive drugs if it will make you shut up and stop being an asshole for a few hours

>tfw myasthenia gravis
>watching all these kids talking about fucking their health up while i don't have the chance to have one anymore

Shit fucking sucks.

gunna need sauce

I'll give you my special sauce

my friend used to sniff coke like his nose was a vaccum. I myself never tried it but whenever I'd hang out with him he'd always offer. It was so annoying MAN im feeling the coke! MAN in so BUZZED and so on

he's pretty fucked in the head now. Pretty sad knowing what he was like before all that shit tbqh

Why didn't you save him

I tried. He didn't want to stop. He was a grown ass dude who could make his own decisions. I wasn't about to try and be his mom our entire lives. When you try so hard to help someone and they don't want the help or keep doing that shit it gets annoying

sauce

>There are people who think alcohol isnt a drug

Maybe you should have been his mom. In fact, HE probably wishes he had a mom like you or something.

Is this a high school thing? Most of the stoners I know keep to themselves.

OOOOOOOOOOH

GNOOOOOOOOOO

>Dude weed lamo!
Are those people that obnoxious really? A friend of mine that did it was pretty chill and didnt shove it in my face or anything like that

>Tfw v is too much of a boring pussy and a loser room dweller to smoke
Lmao enjoy your permavirginity u unloved dweebs

:)

I don't smoke pot because it's illegal. That makes it a pain in the ass to obtain and it's not worth fines or a minor arrest, to me.

Yes it is very much a high school thing.

When kids first start smoking they're obnoxious af about it and feel the need to tell everyone. Older smokers don't care though as it's obviously not a big deal.

Naturally v doesn't know any older smokers, or anyone else for that matter...

This guy perfectly described me in the 8th grade. First smoked weed and though I was hot shit. Now, I couldn't give to fucks about it

Lol yeah dude, I know u can't leave your room let alone approach a black dealer in town square

I did before I found out he's pusi boi who lives the NEET life with no bills. {Spoiler}I have fucking bills to pay you faggot. Grow the fuck up and get a life{/spoiler}

>Comparing normal socializing to doing something illegal
Congrats on being a retard

Yeah, I trust stores over criminals in alleys. Crazy, right?

Start selling pot cigarettes in gas stations and supermarkets, and I might buy some and try it. Not before.

>that makes it a pain in the ass to obtain

It's everywhere, people will even occasionally approach you and ask if you want some. Atleast where I live.

Say what you will about alcohol but it at least doesn't make your general vicinity smell like absolute shit, that alone makes it 10 times better.

You sound like the kind of guy who'd get pangs of conscience if you accidentally stole a pen.

Fuck off retard

You sound fun to be around

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Yo waddup reddit

>Omg weed so illegal I could go to jail
Top kek you're such a pussy. Nobody cares, unless u live in some shithole like texas. You're not exactly murdering someone u doucheball, or buying heroin for that matter

Just googled this.
Jesus dude, I don't think I've ever actually felt genuinely bad for someone on /v. How often is treatment for it?

>Shitting on potheads is a Sup Forums thing now

I would if I fucking could. Too autistic to go find a dealer.

I can't fucking stand being sober.

>weedfags get triggered
now i know youre an insufferable faggot, thanks for proving it

It depends where you go though; I hung out with some stoners on the regular in high school and never found out until one got expelled for carrying weed and I asked the rest of them if they smoked. And even when I found out, they still never pushed it on me.

Is that Leonardo DiCaprio? The dude in the self titled "pussy posse". I sure do respect his opinion

It's inconvenient to be busted. A waste of time and money. Maybe it's not a bother to someone who already has a criminal record, but I don't.