HOW DO I BEAT THIS FUCKING FAT ASSHOLE

HOW DO I BEAT THIS FUCKING FAT ASSHOLE

HE KEEPS KILLING ME

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME

FUCKING HELP ME, V

GIVE ME SOME TIPS

git gud

git

gud

Dodge

Like every enemy in every Souls game, run around and stab them in the bum hole.

Try clockwise.

Use that falchion you got to hit him a couple of times, make him bleed, repeat. Use the thief ring.

What is with this falseflagging shit?

Kill yourself OP

play either temple knight or royal, remove armor if TK
two hand weapon, get behind him, and stab
when he floats, roll away
if royal blast it with magic but don't get cocky or you'll get fucked
return to its rear and start stabbing again
rinse and repeat

Fuck it I'm going to play Demon's Souls tonight.

I don't think you know what falseflag is

But hey, I'm not expecting anything from an anime poster.

>anime image
You kill yourself

this nigga right heree.


Also Shrine of Storms is a hard fucking place.

Best tip is to run past him and make it to the boss.

DEMONS SOULS DOESENT FUCK AROUND

just stab him

Bait/10.

difficulty wise, I found everything post false king pretty easy the first time around. giant defiled ones/ black phantom giant defiled ones were harder than any boss after false king.

This tip works for 90% of all enemies and bosses.

false king is kinda meant to be the final one you take on

easy as fuck
>he did not beat the tutorial demon
lmao

Circle strafe.

I'm kinda mad you don't get a rematch in subsequent playthroughs just so you can see what you missed the first run

Going back through the Asylum in Dark Souls on NG+ and one shotting the asylum demon with a plunge attack was so cool

How the fuck are you having trouble with him?
The game even gives you a fucking hiding spot to go heal if he ever hits you
Out of curiosity, which boss do you find the hardest so far?

this is my first souls game

and he keeps wrecking me

Then all i can say is git gud
I'm not even memeing you, user
That's literally all there is to it
If you were complaining about the Flamelurker then i'd understand, he's a difficult boss, but not the Vanguard.
He's slow all you gotta do is circle him.
Though i'm curious if you're gonna figure out the trick to the Adjucator

You are meant to face False King last, otherwise you ruin the pacing for yourself.

The "you cannot pass until you have killed an Arch Demon" wall shouldn't have been after Tower Knight, it should have been after Penetrator and instead been "you cannot pass until you have killed 4 Arch Demons".

Invest in DEX
Get bow and arrows
Upgrade bow along sticky upgrade path
Kill it in 5 arrows

Stick close to him and you can actually move under his arm for some of his attacks, and just try to keep behind him. Watch for his tells and learn to dodge his attacks when you need to and learn when you've got enough time to safely get some attacks in. It's pretty basic, man.

Knight or Thief for my next DS run?

Thief.