It's a matchmaking puts you in a match that is impossible to win episode

>it's a matchmaking puts you in a match that is impossible to win episode

>It's a 3 Genjis + 2 Reapers + You trying to actually win episode

>It's a people get mad at quickplay episode
>It's a people playing a team based game solo episode
Who am I kidding, I play solo and still get salty at the usual Hanzo/Genji shitters on my team

>king's row on attack
>3 genji's, a McCree, a reaper
>wants to play support and ask for a tank
>nobody cares
>game start, they all die like fucking retards in a few seconds
>leave

Do lots of cute traps play Overwatch?

>killed defending during overtime
>survivor cam is a Hanzo a few feet from the control point but not actually standing on it, a Tracer zipping through back alleys, and a Genji hopping around looking for people near the spawn

>its a low skill rank plays the DPS and instalocks mccree episode

>Win attack hard, 2min match
>Lose the def on overtime
>Lose to flip coin

gg

I just got the game this week and I'm so beta I play as Lucio 99% of the time because he's easy to play and no one dislikes having him on the team in any map on any side. I stupidly chose a Bastion on a KOTH map and the negative comments toward me pierced my soul.

>it's a I'm bad at the game but I blame the matchmaking and my teammates for it episode

>It's an OP plays a competitive PVP game and thinks he deserves a 100% winrate episode

Grow up baby

haha yeah me being bad is why my teammates make garbage picks :^)

Look, im not amazing in anyway, All im saying is, I don't think I really stand a chance when my team is 3 hanzo's and a widow maker.

I mean you've had game where that's happened on THERE team right? Think about how easy those games where and flip em.

Post your MO and we will look at how good your stats really are

>it's a get killed by one of your teammates' attacks reflected by genji episode

Get with the times grandpa, they've cancelled hero stacking episodes 2 seasons ago, unless you're still that one special child who tryhards in quick queue

>its a dindu nuffin gets on the mic and starts calling out targets like its MLG Halo episode

I play on the xbone

>game has matchmaking
>its forced 50
everytime

>its a "Shitter on Sup Forums plays quick play and expects a coordinated game

either than or you're sub rank 50

Im rank 67 and the difference in skill between my comp games and quick play games is huge. Its relaxing though because i can just play hanzo in quickplay and rack up gold medals while the shitters blame me

>It's a people playing a team based game solo episode
There is people like me who plays solo q

>got to 73 soloq in one single day
>got back to my previous rank the next day

70+ rank matchmaking is fucked up, dont play at some points of the day otherwise enjoy getting ranked up with low mmr in order to fix EQUAL teams.

Someone let me know when this devolves into a r34 thread. It's why we're all here.

can the furfags and anime cartoon fags just fuck off and go back to your containment sites? jesus why do you have to shit up everything

you know the equivalent of what you're doing would be like i went to the sports board and started posting fan art of tom brady having sex with david beckham in a football thread

...

> people complain about solo queue
> meanwhile
its not about the team, its about you, if you dont improve yourself, you wont win games

>choose soldier 76 because i'm the only one with range on my team
>start fighting the tracer because my support keeps getting harassed
>phara kills me from above while i was distracted
>start looking for pharas to shoot down
>manage to shoot her a couple times
>tracer kills me from behind while i was distracted
>no tracer in sight
>start gunning down that phara
>a second phara sneaks up and kills me
I don't know why i continue to play this game

>actually playing solocomp

Now show your win ratio.

her face looks like it's missing textures

>it's a matchmaking puts you in a match that is impossible to win episode

>you turn the tide

SHUUUT UUUUUP

>its a i instalock pharah and get three golds episode

It's because she has makeup caked on.

reminder that Kamina was a huge poser who was faking being badass and that this fact was the whole point of the show

>tfw quit playing because I got bored trying to carry teams as zarya/rein/lucio/mercy

>"oh nice i finally got to rank 70 maybe I'm gonna get some quality matches now"
>game places you in a PLACEMENT MATCH with mostly level 30 kids who know nothing about 90% of the game
well fuck guess its either queue with a 6 stack or go play something else

what the fuck is this guy's problem?

Ask mercy.

that was his fault to begin with, tho

nice bait 3/6 party queue

>it's a team ooga me booga episode
every game is winnable by carrying
t: solo from 51 to 74

I'm sad you managed to completely misinterpret it.

where does he get all of his spare shotguns from?

It's something people will only come to realise themselves, and only some.

>join game
>not even loaded, still black screen
>DEFEAT
>mfw

what's the point of picking Hanzo when Widowmaker exists?

Doesn't count as lose though.

why, what did she do?

How long do you have to be in, in order for it to count?

Do you just have to spawn?

Still a waste of time tho
everyone leaves the game and you get thrown back into the queue into another losing game

He pulls them out from his ass

I think 1 minute.

Zenyatta and Genji don't deserve to be bullied by Junkrat, Torb, and Zarya

>Hey my dude, get 300 wins in 50 days for these sweet gold weapons!

That's 6 competitive wins every single day, or like four hours of play a day in order to unlock Gold Weapons. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea for a system?

>On Nepal
>Enemy team is winston, dva, mcree, lucio, mei, reaper
>Entire game gets stalled out with self-heals, shields, stuns, and invulns

I thought cancercomp went away with the one hero limit
I was wrong

wait do the points stay after the season or do you have to get them all over again each time?

I fucking love Junkrat. He makes watashi no kokoro ga doki doki desu.

>watashi no kokoro ga doki doki desu.
what the fuck does this even mean

>*putong* *putong*

A-Are you feeling alright, user?

If you're saying he fucks Genji up with his traps then I totally agree.

>its a team vs randoms episode
>ez

Are those fucking Cheeri-o's in her hair?

I am heart boom boom go

>its a competitive match winner decided by sudden death coin flip episode

What's the best hero to play for Solo Queue? Roadhog isn't as good anymore now that Zen is in every single game

>playing Bastion
>ever

Your just asking for the hate.

not dark enough
not tall enough
not even remotely buff enough

shit/10

>its a you manage to carry the team to victory twist

>the comic relief ending is when nobody votes your card

Ripper/Macafee

>Someone on the other team says it while he's losing
I don't understand this, doesn't it just show you're salty about something?

>he's not a bastion main
Literally no reason not to main as him.
Just be smart about it and you'll be fine. You'll be credit to team while at the same time granting area denial. The other team might hate you, but it's their problem, not yours.

>We must balance teams!
>6 premade vs 0 premade while our rank going all over the place and theirs balanced
>70+ can play with 50+
I dont give a fuck about longer queque this is bullshit, I'm tired of getting low 65+ because they cant fucking realize how a shield or ults works.

>dark enough

I thought I read somewhere that Jeff said you could hold on to your points from season to season but fuck me I don't 100% know.

>Attack on King's Row
>Guy picks fucking BASTION
>Everyone screeches and yells, including me
>Guy doesn't say shit
>Get ready for a loss
>The remaining 5 of us just discuss among ourselves that a 5v6 is still winnable and we can do it etc. and maybe he'll switch etc.
>The fucking Bastion goes flanking and rips 3 people's asses in half a second and we cap the point within a minute
>Plants his ass on the payload and Rein just kind of silently shuffles up to him and holds his shield up in shame
>Steamroll to the end
I don't know WHAT the fuck that was
I've tried offense Bastion over and over since then and it never works

>queue
>insta-game
>ohno.jpg
>team on defense
>no tank
>everyone's dying
>I go rein, maybe it'll help people survive
>it doesn't
>we lose
>everyone quits
>thrown back to main menu
Th-thanks for the free loss blizzard...

Reposting to spread the message.
>playing mercy
>not playing lucio
He's objectively better in almost every single way, shape and form. He does speed boosts, he can knock enemies back, he can give a major hp boost, he can push, he can actually fight back, he can climb walls, he can jump around the payload without getting hit in overtime. Also, guess what's better than single-target healing? Group healing.
>but what about heroes never die
Just DROP THA BEAT and they never would have died.
>but mercy is my waifu
Lucio can be your waifu

are you me?

One time on ilios by going bastion at the last second and absolutely shredding their entire team

Bastion is best played as a flanker who moves into blind spots and changes position after kills.
You're the real scrub for assuming he can't work on Attack.

Lucio is better than Mercy on attack, and Mercy is better than Lucio on defense.

No, they're both completely viable at the same level of play in any situation.

You wanna bitch about a support who is only useful in one or two situations? Bitch about symettra

niggers just have both
if your team lacks offense swap mercy with zen
if the enemy focuses your teammates one by one too fast for mercy to handle swap her with ana

Attack
Route 66
Your team is 5 genjis and you're the 1 Lucio
This happen to me
we actually won

stacking doesnt mean you'll lose

I don't want to be another salty nay-sayer but this isn't league of legends or an actual MOBA it's a strictly team-based arena-esque shooter with heavy concentration on objectives.

If your teammates do not assist in capturing objectives, you lose.

>Queue into a game
>Enemy team has 6 zenyattas
>Our team has 5 zenyattas
>They're just AFKing on the payload while chatting in alltalk
>Game is perpetually sitting on overtime

>Lucio can be your waifu
but I'm not gay

aren't you

he misses jack's boipucci

>did a full naruto fight scene, everyone on my team is genji
>temple of anubis
That map is so fucking easy to win as Genji on attack it isn't even funny.

when is Sombra coming out?

2

>Try quick play since competitive is unfun cancer
>Immedietly encounter triple 3 D.Va

>get
>fucking
>gud

Jack is straight, and also taken