"Sir...

>"Sir, our game is getting downloaded at an unprecedented rate and it's turning into a mass phenomenon! What should we do now?"
>"Absolutely nothing."

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Shit game shit thread shit person for playing it.

know what makes me rage?

they had the audacity to complain about people using pokemon scanners, yet they DONT FUCKING FIX THEIR 3-STEP GLITCH, THE ONLY REASON WE USE THE SCANNERS FOR

fuck them.

I hope you die.

>implying niantic(CIA) gives a fuck about developing the game

The whole point was an exercise in group manipulation and you dumb faggots swallowed the bait without even chewing.

I don't get the purpose of this game.

It's basically just there to create hangouts for insufferable nerds.

>>>/reddit/

LOL! sick meme i'm posting this on /r/Sup Forums XD

What, exactly, is "group manipulation"? Are sports events and other popular things that get lots of people together considered "group manipulation"?

>Should we add next generation of Pokemons to keep the game alive?
>No!

Just stop

Seriously. If you're going to talk shit about a system designed to help track down X, at least fucking fix your own goddamn tracker. It was working perfectly fine up until that one update and finding things are complete ass without it.

>'game' targeted at normies, i.e. everyone who has a smartphone that banks on nostalgia to push downloads of the app
>needing new Pokemon

loving every laugh

Didn't you hear? Us normies all voted and we quit playing pogo. It's so last week dude.

To an extent, but now with the press of a button thousands of people can be herded into any given location at any given time.

Sports events can hardly do that with such efficiency.

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>he hasn't uninstalled it yet

Embarrassing Tbh

>Pokemon GO shot SoulSilver up to $300 new & sealed
Thank you GOfags.

"""""""""""""""""""""game"""""""""""""""""""""""

Don't worry, they already got all your photos, frequent locations, texts, calls and everything else on your phone.

is there any reason why nintendo doesnt do a coupe and take the game from niantic?

Cool. They have all my nothing because I only use my phone to play shit games.

>how does contracts work?

Nintendo has absolutely no idea how online works or smartphones work.

>There's a nintendo server somewhere that has pictures of me jizzing onto a sluts face.

I can live with that.

Because they dont own shit probably.
I dont think their shares on game freak are enough. and probably will never be, looking at how well PoGo is doin.

pls upload the video

An R4 is 20 dollars.

Anyone who buys DS games is mentally retarded.

Why can't you battle other trainers

Why do the gym "battles" consist of spam tapping the screen ((((normies))))

They are too busy trying to keep the thing from collapsing under its own weight

Niantic has a history of being the most incompetent and uncommunicative team in mobile gaming that it makes King, zynga, and supercell look line angels

This is coming from a former ingress players. This game will die because their people are so fucking shit

>normies
>knowing anything at all about pokemon
man have you SEEN revolution lately?
It's literally filled with normies, who don't know the most basic shit like how to get the ticket for the SS anne.

>"Sir, the servers are getting overloaded due to high demand, what should we do?"
>"Lets just release it in whole Europe, Canada, Japan and our whole solar system"
>"But sir, servers can't take in anymore players"
>"Well then how about we disable a core feature of the game and make it unplayable for everyone equally?"
>"Fucking perfect sir!"

>not sniping Pokemon from your air conditioned home, relaxed and cozy

Niantic not only fucked players by removing dratini nests and switching tons of nests up; they gave cheaters a reason to snipe

They're Google fags; they don't look at suggestions unless it's on Google +

They're that self absorbed

they're like 35% owned by google, it's probably a contractual obligation.

>literally cheating at a mobile walking simulator
What's even the point?

Yeah because that makes sense to do when the game hasnt even been out for a month and 80% of the current playerbase wouldn't recognize anything past the original 151
And only the most hardcore players/botters are even close to filling out the current pokedex

But the games have RAM powered by batteries, don't they? Wouldn't the price go down over time, since the batteries run out?

>"Lets ask the Magic Conch!"

you can repair the batteries for like ~$5 USD.

>Implying you ever got a woman to accept your jizz
>Implying you aren't a 24 year old virgin.

>Nintendo stole all my anime girls
Ree

>"Sirl, people are scanning, botting, sniping and spoofing in our game, what should we do about it?"
>"Literally nothing!"

I'm still waiting for those banwaves so I'd be finally free

I see like 5 video games there

They didn't do nothing. They purposely broke the radar to lighten the server loads.

Uninstalled this piece of shit.

>that Kancolle (boy) pic
Great tastes my man.

UPLOAD THE VIDEO

They did release an update yesterday though which balanced the moves significantly
I have no clue why they didn't say anything about it though, it's like they are shy or something

Th-Thanks user

>check eBay
>no one is buying it at that price

WEW
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This game is perfect when I'm talking my sleeping kid for a walk.

you are talking your kid into sleepwalking while playing pokemon?

yes..talking... that's what I'm doing. Exactly what I meant to write.

They watched the anime and collected the cards, the ones who played the games probably dont care to remember that shit anyway.
Its nostalgia that is fuelling this game

> IT HAS SPOKEN

What makes ME rage is the fact that they could solve a multitude of problems with one simple solution:

Replace the *KSH* sound when Pokemon appear with the actual cry of the Pokemon. That way you don't have to whip out your phone every minute to see that it's another fucking Rattata. You could just hear it make the sound, ignore it and move on. Presto. No more people walking into walls staring at their phones.

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>made in a /d/ edit thread a few days ago
>already on gelbooru and now back on Sup Forums
What the fuck that was fast.

That's enough Internet for today

>flounder face

>company comes up with a game that encourages people to get active in their communities, meet people, and exercise
>"Ugh! This game is garbage!"