What's your favorite game about shooting rocks with lasers?

What's your favorite game about shooting rocks with lasers?

My best-loved feature is how if you shoot the laser at the rock too long it overheats and you have to wait for the laser to get cool again.

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Finally we get to the truth. Let's ignore for a sec the fact that procedural generation doesn't exist at all yet

Every gamedev producer at a publisher will tell you that after 5yrs + $254m, NMS would have been canceled the minute he saw it

Cortex command is my favorite game about shooting rocks with lasers but I feel it has a lot of wasted potential

They spent $254million on this? That doesn't seem right after looking at this list: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_video_games_to_develop

I still have no idea what you do in this game please someone tell me

No memes

>gamedev producer at a publisher
Am I being memed?

To all NMS refunders. If you get a CS message saying they are deducting "chargeback" fees, **DO NOT AGREE**. They CANNOT DO THAT!

Thanks

"Make your own fun", no seriously, that's the idea.
It's the same principle behind Bethesda's Fallout being so bland and empty, they drop people in a sandbox and expect them to amuse themselves, instead of offering players actual content.

Good thing I'm not refunding it

I have been out of the loop, did the game turned out to be shit?

>haters mad they can't stop it

Haha I'll be spite playing it for months

gameplay leaked which shows how shit the game actually is

There was a leaked 20 minute gameplay video. It's taken down now (does anyone know where you can still watch it?)

He was basically shooting lazers at rocks to collect iron which he needed in order to upgrade stuff. It was basically like minecraft without building. Everyone was pretty disappointed.

months from now when this shit-show collapses & people r watching this, they're going to be blaming guys who just wanted to make a game

It's Starbound: Console Edition. You land on randomly-generated planets to mine ore (your drill overheats every 5 secons, so good luck with that) so you can land on more, slightly different looking planets to mine ore.

There is no base-building and space-"combat" is extremely basic and looks tacked-on.
Imagine an RPG built entirely out of Bethesda-style radiant quests. That's No Man's Sky.

I knew immediately when they boasted about the absurd number of planets that it'd be shit.

This

Haters eternally BTFO

Maybe Sup Forums should stay with their Call of Duty garbage if they seriously can't find something to do in this beautiful sandbox universe. I hope your ADHD meds all kick in so you can start enjoying games that don't rely on explosions to keep you interested.

HG have made a lot of noise about a procedural generation algorithm. Except it actually doesn't work in the engine. At all. 970 billion planets. That's how big they claim it is, compared against one of the systems in the game; and using one of the large constellation on the platform as reference. word is that it doesn't even FIT into memory; let alone adding it to a scene instance, adding players etc. Man, I don't even know anymore

...

It's clear that you don't fit in here.

The game is already a success and it's not even out yet. Stay mad virgins.

This is fallout 4 level shitposting, report, ignore , ect

Elite Dangerous.

Lmao quit shilling this blunder of the year

Line of Defense

ummmmmm.... what? unlimited quests, a deep expansive story, tight combat, beautiful world, massive amounts of loot, intricate npc interaction.... i can keep going. keep in mind this is all Bethesda standard quality, how is it not good enough for you?

These people have no idea what they're talking about

Eve Online

I love nu males sky!
I also love, reddit
Coming on here, is like, totally literally my guilty pleasure xD

>being autistic

>biggest NMS shill
>already calling it repetitive, after 2 days

Did nu male replace millennial? I'm just curious

Fucking buy and play the game before you start making retarded judgements like this. Seriously what is wrong with you

No

That's the guy who bought the $2000 leaked copy

$1250. Stop spreading this false info

>being this triggered
Hahaha fucking pre teens

wait, this shitbiscuit doesn't even have multiplayer?

Are cucks nu males or are nu males cocks? Which meme should I be using this week?

No
you can't even see other players' character models lol
It's like if you found a penis scribbled in a school book, that's your multiplayer

Elite Dangerous is so much better than NMS. You just need to play for like 300 hours. I mean you can do so many different things. And there is a really fair PVP system in place.

Oh really? Have you played no man's sky?

the one where you kill yourself for being a retard

nope
no interaction
which is odd considering the geometry the devs imply from their talk of going to the "center of the universe"
if the playerbase is converging to a single point in the game, wouldn't it be logical that the closer you get to said point, the more interaction you will have with other players?

What kind of games do you think Obama plays? Will he actually enjoy NMS?

Yeah it's fucking crap
I could see why mentally challenged people would buy it though

Yes. It is awful. There are literally no opportunities to just relax and talk to my bros. Because I have a real life, loser!

>MW2 is the second most expensive game ever developed
How? What the hell did they spend a quarter billion dollars on?

>Give us money before you realize how shit our game is and it's too late for a refund.
You're really not even trying to hide the fact that you're a shill.

Just buy it. Trust me. It's good.

Ah I see the no fun patrol found a new game to latch on to.

>bland and empty

Wut? Did you play any of the Fallout games? There's hundreds of unique locations and quests. The game would be terrible if it was just the same bandit cave repeated over and over with slightly different textures and no story.

stupid tripfag

Oh you guys have played it? Wow how did you get an advance copy? How is the space combat?

wat

Ah I see reddit is down for maintenance

50 on game, 200 marketing.

>buy and play the game before you start making retarded judgements like this.
don't you find it odd that video games are the only product this argument is used for?
don't you find it odd that video games are uniquely suited to previewing prior to purchase, yet there is a huge uproar from developers as soon as someone mentions watching some gameplay before deciding to buy a game??

go away todd

>using a trip
>current year
(you)

It's awesome dude! I've found 7 variations of the same enemies already! But for an autist like me, it's completely fine I love it

>Fallout 4
>"hundreds of unique locations and quests."

What I like about this game so far is that Sup Forums is trying its very hardest to shit talk this game into the ground

Of course the real reason is because you are all secretly hoping to mutually lower your expectations enough that you are pleasantly surprised by it turning out to be better than you expected.

What will actually happen is that you will have low expectations and then even these expectations will be betrayed as it turns out to be even worse than your artificially lowered expectations thought it would be

And at that point it will be glorious as you will all be crying and I will be enjoying the highest form of laughter.

No, they promissed multiplayer, but then they went with "too large universe, you cant find each other", while throwing in a "maaaaaaybe if you are extremelly lucky you can see a ship flying by"

Which is just a cop out, i want to see someone try some data control software to know if it actually even have an internet connection.

>Fallout
>unique quests

>How is the space combat?
well, from all the information released by devs, I'd have to say non-existent

>yet there is a huge uproar from developers as soon as someone mentions watching some gameplay before deciding to buy a game??

Where is the huge uproar cuckboy

just fuckin buy the game u nerds lmao

Can one of you homosexuals tell me if reddit is circlejerking this shit? I need a kek and this is Sim City 4 all over again.

i like to count colors. I will screenshot every location and order them in my screenshot archive. And I will exchange them for good boy points.

>if I close my eyes and put my hands over my ears, nothing is wrong!

All you have to do is link me some developer uproar because people watch gameplay before buying a game

Guys, everything is alright. Just get your mom's credit card and buy it. It's worth it. I promise.

Yep, they are all over it with shit like "best game ever" or "i will literally spend weeks playing only this". its hillarious, check those shitheads out

No. Most of us by now know what it means when a game makes extremely boastful claims, gets constantly delayed, and tries to keep gameplay under wraps near release date.

Shitpost all you want. The game is already gold. Hahahahaha stay mad.

holy fuck I haven't played this in ages

just shitpost about the quality u shills lmao

All those haters in here. I will just preorder a second copy. Hah!

It's mostly just a really creepy obsession with Sean Murray, but yeah they are circlejerking it.

>Sim City 4 all over again

Sim City 4 was good, m8.

Are you talking about "Sim City"?

The nintoddlers sure are upset about this game.

twitter.com/NoMansSky/status/759111898675679232

also all the DMCA takedowns for the original and all the mirrors of the gameplay videos

also all this is fake uproar and it was a viral marketing ploy

>the highest form of laughter
>LMAO THOSE ANONYMOUS AUTISTS AREN'T HAVING FUN WITH THEIR MINING SIMULATOR

That isn't high at all

>Google "No Mans Sky Reddit
>First page
>Waahhh waahh it's not shit
>The streamer dude was oh so considerate not to spoil too many rocks being lased
>LEAVE SEAN MURRAY ALONE!!! ;_:
>"When I am old enough, I want to suck suans dick"
>reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/

Reddit. Reddit never changes.

To be fair he was on a very toxic planet. But I imagine most of the planets you will visit will be barren and dangerous. What bothered me was how fast your resources were used up. And especially the laser thing.

>Sim City 4 all over again

IT'S SHIT I SWEAR

DON'T BUY IT

YOU JUSE SHOOT ROCKS STOP LIKING IT RIGHT NOW

STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Sim City 4
umm. BRB.

What ship will you all be getting? I want one of those bulky dropship looking ones.

From what I've heard, yes. I don't think this will flop as bad as Sup Forums thinks but it also won't be the second coming of Christ like plebbit thinks. People are pre-ordering like mad (these same people haven't watched the leak because they "refuse to spoil it") so will be interesting to see what happens.

I want the one that takes me to a fun game.

Buy it already. Shoot rocks.

youtube.com/watch?v=o8DbQcPJjzg

Oh yeah, I am a dumb dumb. SC 4 was pretty good. I did mean the new one.

The trip is the number after the name, bro.

Namefags are stupid, but they aren't as deplorable as tripfags

>people STILL want to play this Polygon 6/10 game

I-I love you Sean. I'll buy however many copies you tell me too...

What I really want to know is why we haven't seen any Sean Murry edits a la Toddposting.

(You) are literally defending this reckless faggotry in (current year)