OH SHIT

OH SHIT
This guy is about to fucking SHOOT you!

The last weapon/item you used in a video game is your only means of protecting yourself.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

>Fire breath

Hopefully it can stop the bullet.

>leech seed
>sleep
>vine whip
Gg faggot

>A wild west steam armored train with four gatling guns.

UH HELP I GOTTA SELL MY GOODS

I was playing as Lanky in DK64 so...a fucking grape shooter.

>reaper's shotguns from OW
h-how do i reload these again?

if i can time my roll correctly....

>WF's Kohm
I'll rip him to shreds.

>Seibzehn from Xenogears
Sweet

I'm fairly fine, OP.

I think a BTR-90 will keep me safe, or the G18 pistol I have, or the ACW-R I have as well.

Battlefield 4. These threads never leave me fucked, I am the one who will be pushing in someone else's shit.

>Snake's Mk.22 tranquilizer pistol from Snake Eater.

I'm gonna put him to sleep and rape him.

>Bear Killer from E.Y.E

my legs are ok

Maybe he'll get scared when he sees it transform.

I mean, I guess I could take him. At the cost of my house blowing up.

I'll I have is my Diamond Blade knife.

Fortunately though I saved and closed while still in my Seamoth, so I just laugh as he tries to swim down to 300m depth only to be eaten by pic related.

Pretty sad though, I could've used another person to help me out down here.

Draw!

Pretty fucked unless the guy has a seafood allergy or something.

Maybe he'll think I'm too autistic to waste his time on and he'll just leave me alone.

If I could cast Quen I should be fine, otherwise I'm fucked

Stun grenade launcher in MGSV. I'm kidnapping his ass and sending it to motherbase

>Barrel on bottom
>Cylinder doesn't properly line up
>Gun doesn't explode on first shot

So many fucking weapons modellers in modern shooters need to be taught how guns actually function.

i win

safe af

think again fuckboi

>Arwing laser cannon
Get fucked mask meme man

You want to defend yourself, not start WWIII.

Dr. Mario's pills in Melee.

Huh...

>A needle full of really shitty Heroin
Maybe I can jab him.

Better not miss, I guess.

Well fuck.

Guess I have to amuse him with sick 8-bit tunes so he might consider sparing me.

>Grimoire Weiss
>Phoenix Spear

"It's killin' time."

>Assault Rifle made with Ravager technology
I think I'll be fine

I think I win

...

>poison heal

W-well at least I'll die healthy...

Do I get the entire player or just the ball? Either way, I'm probably fucked and so is he.

Glorius japanese steel is my protection. I can't lose.

water gun bruh

MOONSTONE CANNON
...
...
...
FIRE

>TF2 Soldier's Liberty Launcher

Looks like playing in that god awful meet your match update wasn't so pointless afterall.

Hold still while I nuke you.

>Shantae's hair
Welp, I'm dead.

Hold it!

>Not using your badge

But were you playing the Lana Skye case?

>survivalist rifle
ARRÊT!!

...

Maybe I ape out, don't feel the stopping power of the bullets very much, and charge his ass while my homies come back me up.

That or I chug it, grow in size, and say "Well, I feel healthier" before being shot to death.

Elixir of Iron
+300 Health, +25% Tenacity, increased champion size, and Path of Iron.

Tenacity reduces the duration of all crowd control effects, except for Suppression icon Suppression, Stasis icon Stasis and Airborne icon Airborne effects such as Knockbacks, Knockups and Pulls.

Path of Iron: Moving leaves a path behind that boosts allied champion's Movement Speed by 15%.

Try me

I feel bad for the man who pulls a gun on Soulgain.

maybe it's an anti Soulgain gun

Or maybe it's BEOWULF

>EDF 4.1 Cascade 2
Both fucked

>D.va's meka

Routing power to forward shields

Fuck off Beowulf.

>This guy is about to fucking SHOOT you!

Got
>99x Revives

Minus the one I used before you made this fucking question.

I doubt his fucking pathetic little weapon has more than 98 bullets. He will fall victim to my fake immortality and I will end up being victorious.

Your move now OP.

>AK with HV rounds from Rust
too bad my bullets are TOO FAST

300HP could be pretty fucking huge by normal mortal human standards.

Lady's missile launcher from DMC3

I can't even lift the fucking thing so I'm dead.

>artillery
Well, it would take a while I guess

You pull the trigger, it goes PEW PEW and someone drops down. What more do you need to know for a video game?

>Sancti Tigris

>Pistol VS Shotgun

GG buddy.

time to frag

is dragonite a weapon

>L56 AF20-RAR from EDF
That motherfuckers gonna eat 60 rounds of lead per second

Something from rainbow six so I'm goodie

>whip sword
>*disarms while flipping behind him*
nuthin personnel kid

He Is saying that the artists who do weapon models should at least try to make them look like they would actually work.

A lot more.

The more someone gets the details right, the greater the immersion.

Please don't tell me you're one of those retards that thinks immersion in a game is unimportant.

>tfw rape SWEP in gmod
Oh how the tables have turned

>mindhacc him into shooting me to show him the power of mindhaccs

A hook.
Fuck.
But if I'm like pudge, I can soak up a lot of bullets.

>Gunlance
Shield from the bullet, ram him then literally blow his guts out.

>sledge from Rainbow 6 Siege
come get some mac11, nigger

He doesn't stand a chance.

> a lvl 6 oshawott

I could win, maybe?

>MH Greatsword
I could block the bullets, I guess

>scouting droid

>a Pz IV J
gg no re

>Colony Wars: Red Sun
Okay I might die.

Bayonetta Witchtime (two days ago.)

Try to run away in 3 seconds....
might not survive

You gotta dodge the bullet first.

Well, that guy is gonna be super dead, but I might still get shot.
So, hopefully I get that Titan armor too.

Also, my wrist might be pretty fucked.

>aims his gun at me
>"all who oppose me beware"
>*teleports behind him*
>hits him for 200-232 damage
>*teleports to andariel*

THANK YOU NAJ'S PUZZLER

Need For Speed Underground 2.

He getting ran the fuck over.

Okay bye guys.

I know but he gonna shoot again and then my witchtime is half a second

das rite

Revive potion from Child of Light. I'm probably alive.

You use that time to take his gun, you dolt.

Walking Fortress Balam.

>barrel is three quarters the size of the cylinder
>cylinder and barrel still don't align properly

Bungie is just flat fucking retarded when it comes to this shit.

You can seriously tell that none of them have shot a real gun in their lives.

>bungiedrones will defend this

>XCOM Laser rifle
not gonna stop a bullet but would probably kill/ seriously injure the stock mage man if i managed to a get a shot off

>white mugger

Mein neger
However I used a Dragon Long Sword +5.

YOU DIDNT PROTECT A DAMN THING

QUICK
AND
NIMBLE

Astalos DB
But no worries, I can just adept dodge through his bullets. Nothin personnel, white mugger.

OMAR COMING TO PLAY CHESS

>Harm spell

Assuming I have enough fatigue to spam it till he dies, I should be fine.

Seven 254mm Chainguns mounted on a Battleship, this faggot is fucked hard

Mugger is kill.

Along with me

and the entire city block

Uhhh, I think it may actually be a little overkill.