I want to start a Pokemon GO brothel...

I want to start a Pokemon GO brothel. and by "Brothel" I mean a place where i could offer girls Pokemon in exchange for sex. My plan is going to be something like this.

>Place about 5-10 lures in my house, hopefully in a way that causes most of the Pokemon to spawn inside. Or at least in my gated backyard.
>Put up a sign with my prices at the front door. I'll post the prices in a moment.
>Hope for cute girls to come and accept my offers.

As for my pricing, here's what i'm thinking of. Feel free to suggest better prices if you think i should offer more or less.

>Handjobs: 2 pokemon
>Titfucks: 4 Pokemon
>Blowjobs: 6 Pokemon
>Vaginal or anal: 11 Pokemon

I'd keep close watch of them before and after i'm finished. To make the sure they only catch the amount of Pokemon i offered. But the main thing i want to know is if anyone else has tried it? and if so, how many girls have you gotten so far? I want to make sure it's worth the money. Thanks for any feedback, Sup Forums.

are you autistic

I don't think you know how lures work

>Wanted to fuck nerdy fat girls who don't shave
might as well go fuck a bunch of men, follow your mother's footsteps.

Lol. That's pretty sad. Worst part is that you had this idea planned out ahead of time.

Nice pasta

most normalfags would rather do anal than give a bj

Holy shit, you're actually stupid.

I'm surprised that even with your apparent learning disabilities you were able to cobble together enough words and letters to create understandable sentences.

Understandable, completely retardsed sentences.

I tried it, OP. The only people who showed up were a bunch of fat nerds and they thought I was trying to sell my ass.

I somehow doubt this

The buzz has already died out, too late.

Just kill yourself, or at least go back to lebbit cuck, this is more pasta that what spilled from your mother last night

It's a pretty good idea senpai

somehow i doubt youve ever fucked one girl let alone multiple girls. normies think penises are gross and wont suck you off unless youre literally paying them

I already tried that and it works. I hope it also works for you, OP. Godspeed.

Bro you gotta at least double those prices. You know how fast and easy it is catch pokes? Should be more like:

HJ: 10 pokemon
Titfuck: 15 pokemon
BJ: 20 pokemon
Penetration: 30 pokemon

If you wanted to fuck and were willing to engage in prostitution why would you do all this instead of just going out and getting a hooker?

Maybe after trading gets implemented, but that'll only happen when the fad is over.

My ex loved sucking my cock

spotted the virgin

Must be bait. most people dont want their butthole filled with those "gross" penises

Also you would only be able to sex one girl every 2-4 hours or so unless you're superman or a hentai character.

That's why she's your ex now.

Nah, shit ain't gonna profit. A brother with chicks dressed like pokemons is going to sell like crazy though.

kek

haven't seen this one

girlfriends are not random strangers. they suck you because they """love""" you. try going to any bar or whatever and see how willing someone is to give a bj.spotted the virgins

No she's my ex because she's a cunt

>ITT: Autismo

This made me fucking die of laughter, I'm with God now.

Must be eurotrash or something. In Ameroca dick sucking is expected, but plundering booty-bunkers is atleast 2nd date shit.

I dunno, I eat pussy just because I like it

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Unlike your chinese cartoons and pornhub, real girls usually do not like anal at all aside from the occasional fingering. Stop lying to these poor virgins.

Tl;dr
I only date prudes

eating pussy is not sucking dick.
if youve ever been to college youd know just how wrong you are
wew lad i said theyd rather do anal than give a bj. i can tell someone else has never been to college either. how do you function without any reading comprehension? i wonder if youll even understand this post before flying off into an autistic rage

It hurts

>I only date STD ridden sluts with no self control or self esteem

Look man I love sluts too but let's be realistic.

Virgin detected. Doing it 3 times in a row is actually more difficult for the girl than for the guy. but still fairly common.

Most of the time you only go for only one "rematch" tho, but still, you don't have to wait 2 hours to get it up again. If you do, you might have erectil problems m8.

Lol my last girlfriend was nervous the first time we had sex. She ended up telling me why beforehand that she can only get off with something in her ass.

Are you 12

And? So do piercings, so do tattoos, so does lots of shit. Does it stop anyone? No.
You have a warped sense of reality.

>"works on my gf!"

this guy gets it. gf cant take the pounding for more than 10 mins but atleast shell finish me off

The last one.
Reading comprehension.

You can't trade in pokémon GO and no one would fuck your lard ass even for a shiny Mewtwo

I think this guy is actually autistic.

what about two shiny mewtwos?