What video games do Germans play?

What video games do Germans play?

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Nothing violent or sexual anymore. It's the videogames causing all the violence in germany!

Actual german here
Cucked simulator [current year]

CS :D
LoL xD
And some F2P :3

>mfw germany now

Seen a couple of Germans role playing as construction workers in GTA Online.

Back when xfire was a thing a german randomly added me. He spent most of his time playing Trackmania, when I asked him if it was a good game he told me to leave him alone.

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Mama Merkel 2012.

So Germans are just like Finns?

I play Dota with a german guy who also plays CS:GO.

No, they have a different kind of autism

simulator games
fifa/pes
battlefield
civ

Fucken Simulator

Do germans still use krautchan Sup Forums or do they come here?

Who cares.

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Video games are haram, they don't play any.

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That was some sarcastic comedy you idiot poltard

Gothic 3

Mount & Blade Warband

It may be sarcastic to normal people, but to Germans it's real.

German here - can confirm. As soon as you as a white german defend yourself, you get 99% jailed, even if you don't hurt your attacker while defending yourself against his axe.

Im pretty sure you are Brazilian Sup Forumsposter

you're in germany, just say you converted to islam and that it's a hate crime for them to arrest you

no because they require you to recite a few verses from the Koran.

All we can do is offer my wife and children for them to take so I won't get jailed.

the police in germany are versed in the quran? get a goat to offer them, more valuable than women