Pokemon Go

>just was out and catched some pokemon
>met another trainer
>he told me that pokemon actually means
>wait for it
>POCKET MONSTER

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

SEGA is actually an acryonym. it means Sega Enterprises Game Adventures

one of the gyms is a clefairy

No Way

>normalfags

uno dos tres

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Could Mozart be still alive?

ekans | snake
arbok | kobra

So you left your basement for the first time in your life just to find out people really talk like npcs. You can go back to Fire Red/Leaf Green now.

>SEGA ENTERPRISES GAME ADVENTURES ENTERPRISES GAME ADVENTURES

How many levels of ironey deep are you people?

that's something along the lines of what an npc in the actual game would say, so you're probably making that up.

I went outside and bumped into another trainer and he said, "I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" Then he robbed me at gunpoint.

cuatro cinco seis

YOU KNOW IT'S KIND OF HARD JUST

char(sala)mander
char(ka)meleon
char(L)izard

....

Gotta CATCH 'EM all.
Ash KETCHUM.

>Hey did you know there's a banned episode that only aired in japan that gave a bunch of kids seizures?

MAGIKARP

>> magic
>> carp
>> magic carp

...

Squirtle.
Squirts (water) + turtle.
Squirrel (tail) + turtle.

>(ka)
Go back to school.

MOltres
ZApdos
ARTicuno

Could Mozard still be alive?>?