Here's your controller, bro!

>Here's your controller, bro!

>pass the controller, onii-chan

moar

sauce pls

Here's your controller sis

>pass the controller
I'm trying.

I remember i used to do this to my dick when i was about 9 or 10 while changing the AV and moving the control stick left and right so i can change the vibration setting on and off while watching exercise shows.

>h-h-here is my only next controller... bro...

Just boomerang it over to them

heres ur controller little bro

>here's your controller bro

>your controller bro... made by gayben... sure you will win with this... bro....

Can I play melee with this?

...

here you get the good controller

>Here user, you can use this one
>It's my house, I get the normal one

>here's your controller, just don't pwn me hard with it

forgot pic

>NIGGA DEY ALL IN CHINESE

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork 360 Controller" bullshit that's going on in the controller tiers right now. Katana controllers deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana controller in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid noobs with my katana controller.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana controller and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest controller known to mankind.

Katana controller are thrice as precise as American controllers and thrice as responsive for that matter too. Anything an American controller can own, a katana controller can own better. I'm pretty sure a katana controller could easily bisect a noob wearing full geek squad protection with a simple button press.

Ever wonder why America never bothered conquering Japan and just left? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined NEETs and their katana controllers of destruction. Even in the 7th console generation, American players targeted the men with the katana controllers first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katana controllers are simply the best controller that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better placement in the controller tiers. Here is the tiers I propose for Katana controllers:

God Tier
Katana controller (counts as master work)
Shit Tier
Everything else

Now that seems a lot more representative of the noobs cutting power of Katana controllers, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katana controllers need more recognition in controller tiers, see my new tier list.

>disciplined NEETs

Am I really the only person in the world who gave their friends the normal controller and used the shitty off-brand controller whenever they came over?

Yes.

>here bro you can use my controller

>pass my good controller that is working perfectly
>he leaves the next day after playing all day
>try to use the good controller
>character keeps going left despite not touching the analog
>one button constantly get stuck
should've given him the mad catz

>you can have your n64 back bro

>you can borrow my controller

I can't believe my sister is this retarded

Baka na Imouto wo Rikou ni Suru no wa Ore no xx dake na Ken ni Tsuite