WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

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Oh i died to an enemy i walked into. What a bunch of dookie ass sludge, caked in my cats ass secretions. I'd rather fist a giraffe while it shoots liquid anus down my dickhole

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how was I supposed to figure that out?

diarrhea buffalo dick squirts

FUCK

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LIVE

It's like in Simon's Quest

DICK FUCKING ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Okay niggers, what's your favorite episodes? Mine are:

>Castlevania series
>Bugs Bunny videos
>Nintendo Power

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this is really weird

Swordquest

Also I liked in the end of the Winter Games episode when he burns the game cart with the fireplace and the way he yells "BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!" was awesome.

get that shit outta here, this isn't an irate gamer thread

*drinks Rolling Rock*

THIS GAME IS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

*continue to show game and dying to some bullshit mechanic*

THIS GAME IS FUCKING GARBAGE I'D RATHER EAT THE SHIT FROM A DYING ORANGUTAN WHILE JACKING IT OFF

*drinks more Rolling Rock*

Okay the game isn't that bad, but the mechanics are really inconsistent. Sometimes you fall through the floor for no reason and you can't ever tell what's a wall or background. It's a shame because the game is actually pretty fun despite how glitchy it can be. It can be really frustrating dying to the same part in a level just to do it all over again.

*drinks Rolling Rock*

*game character comes in and tells the Nerd he's just shit at the game*

FUCK YOU

*ensure fight scene between the Nerd and the video game character*

OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT HUH YOU FUCK

*pulls down pants and shits on the video game character*

YOUR GAME FUCKING SUCKS

*explosion*

*Cinemassacre*

*fade to black*

Fred Fucks?!

Tiger games

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Pretty much what you just mentioned.

Bible Games
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters

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Well you certainly nailed it on the head.

>it's been ten years
I still admire James for his dedication to the production values of his videos and how they kept getting better and better and longer and longer from 2006 to 2009.

Grrstbrstrrs

We know she'd like to meet em, she know she'd like to meet em, but does John know she'd like to meet em.

My sides exploded the first time I saw that game over screen part.
If only all the people inspired by James could have copied the effort he put into his videos.

BUGS BUNNY'S BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT? MORE LIKE BUGS BUNNY'S BIRTHDAY BEATING!

>read it with his voice

this post needs more (you)s

>tfw marathoning AVGN episodes in glorious 4:3 360p

Fucking spot-on.

WHO WERE THEY KEKING?

Thanks, guys.
I've watched a lot of AVGN in my years on this planet.

Probably the bible stuff

...

>AVGN show is 10 years old

:/

That gave me nostalgia

>The earliest AVGN episodes are older than some of the people who post here

swordquest
tiger games
batman games
terminator games
paperboy

I remember I found him right when his first episode got posted. I just got done beating my dick at a new grounds game.

Now I'm 27, divorced, remarried, and have a child.

12 years actually.
First episode was filmed in 2004 and aired on cinemassacre website.

James really needs to improve the quality of his "Nerd vs. video game character" skits. I want them to reach Peter Griffin vs. Giant Chicken levels of epic. Shit would be so cash

L

> divorced, remarried

Some people never learn.

What was he thinking making a shit character with even worse "humor"?

BEE SEVENTEEEN BAAALLMERRRRR

>remarried, and have a child.

Wife's son?

IT'S CINEMASSACRE'S MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It started off with him just bashing a game for fun.

BOMMM SQWAT
THE CODE THE CODE FIGURE OUT THE CODE

Oh you! I tell you what!

THEY'LL NEVER DO IT IN TIME

Anyone got the picture of mike's 10 inch dick

>A FUCKIN CHICKEN MASK

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST...

TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

HE'D RATHER HAVE...

NYEEEEEEEEEH WHATS UP COCK?!?

HIS WIFE'S HAIRLINE GOING BACK TO HER ASS

A BUFFALO...

to let craig fuck him in the ass.

He has the money for it, too. I want him in the hospital goddammit.

What's wrong with that baby it looks deaed

There were complications at birth.

Think his wife fucked his friend?

James wife definitely fucks Mike.

Does Kyle Justin get any action?

I don't think Kyle is around anymore. She fucks Mike

why isn't there an avgn "I'd rather" generator yet

It was a blowout all right, more like blow it out your ass!

Guess now he's just the Angry Video Game Cuck

Anyone got that avgn and german loli image?

Documentary episodes like Castlevania or Swordquest.

I miss that shit.

sleep tight baba

When he first started out he just reviewed games from his childhood that pissed him off. He ran out of material a long time ago.

There is

Don't forget the part where he thinks of ending avgn for the 100th time.

But you better buy it because this is the REAL gaming console.
That was its slogan, "REAL". Because it's a real piece of shit.

This one is cool because it's an owl, and owls are cool

Fug.

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You can apply the virtual boy criticism he made to all the vr shit springing up now
>Expensive
>Hurts to use for long periods
>You look retarded
>Mostly shitty games

Dear Nintendo Power editor
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

MEGA MAN IS READING PORN

kino youtube.com/watch?v=XacN05uJY00

mike matei

10x7

man he's really reaching for shit now. It's like he just wanted to do a mega man episode instead of actually having something to build upon.

Now his wife is taking 10 inch dick...

I like to imagine Mike is Paul and AVGNs wife hates him

Mike's dick is 4 inches bigger than mine. Im jelly

James wife LOVES mike she fucks him all the time

Wifey doesn't want him fucking tighter pussy while she gets rekt by mikes cock.
I wonder what AVGN has to say about this....even though he made a sentimental video.....a cuck is a cuck, and cuck's aren't to be respected.

In an alternate reality James created the AVGN movie with just him, Mike, and Kyle.
It was an amazing movie and his magnum opus.
Funny, tons of action, hilarious banter between the group of buddies.
I wish I was in that alternate reality.

I read that seamlessly in James' voice.

Yup, in reality James is a cuck. He even associates with Niggers and thinks Whites should breed with them.
In the end, his child is Mike's

Too bad Mike didnt write the movie instead of kevin finn

So when's James making that horror film?

why is it illegal to kill girls?

Actually a little while ago Sup Forums and Sup Forums unanimously decided James is cool for standing up to Feminists, saying he doesn't want to see Girlbusters and getting a load of internet butthurt in return. "how dare this nobody say he doesn't want to see it"

I want cuck memers to leave.