Ck2

anyone like crusader kings 2

I do.

>achieved 400 hours today
are you proud of me?

I used to like it until that moronic conclave update came out.

op i have 430 but i am proud of you

not OP, but thanks

It's unplayable without mods. I'm currently playing as the Paulician Patriarch, repeatedly taking advantage of Byzantine civil wars to push my relative's claims on the throne.

I've been waiting to post this image since forever.

yes lol

I sure do

you got an explanation for this or did the game just flip out and have the guy an hero

No fucking explanation, I just got that message and I thought of Roger A Muirabe
I don't know how you die in battle against yourself

I figure he got caught up in friendly fire.

Was this shit ever explained ?

Discovered an old forgotten cache of saved CK images yesterday. Literally laughing out loud alone to myself at dem pops man.

Ah the joys of being a ck autist.

There were two people named Roger a Muirabe

Look at the portraits, they're different Roger a Muirebe's

xplain

Trust no one not even yourself, not even yourself's self not even Cell himself

>ck2
You mean the start of the fall of Paradox quality?
When they learned that if they casualize they sell more?

>Female sperm.

Am I stupid? Is there female sperm? What?

The best part about that is, to me, how easy getting their kid dispostiton maxed, but how worthless it is.

"daddy I love you"
"shut up, i need to write flattering things about these fucking counts so they stop trying to cuck my taxes"

Pretty much every dev in the industry did that though

I'm a fan.

Haven't ventured out of newbie Ireland yet. What's a good location that's relatively beginner friendly I could try next?

It's a good game but Paradox really doesn't know how to improve upon basics and make it shine at least as far as I care.

Coulda been a contender.

Paradox gsg always had a following of very passionate fans.
Their sales we're always alright.
Their games we're literally fueled by history autists who loved all their games.
Their true masterpiece (Victoria 2) still holds up to the rest of gsg games.
And yet they decided to get greedy, EU4 was the last nail in the coffin.
And with HoI4 they literally killed their core fanbase.

the norse lands after the viking age starts. You have to worry about romuva faggots, and other viking lords subjugating you, but you get pretty much infinite gold and prestige with the raiding. Helps jump start your viking conquests of the germanic holy sites and reformation, along with the germanic empire building.

user please into basic biology. Females have two X chromosomes, Males have an X and a Y, thus all female eggs can only contribute one X, whether the child ends up being male or female depends on whether the males sperm contains an X or Y chromosome.

(Don't feel bad about not knowing, at least you learned now.)

retards way of saying X chromosome carrying sperm

The Byzantine empire can curb stop basically everyone except the Abbasids no problem. Just make sure you know how to manage vassals.

John Oliver's "BECAUSE IT'S [CURRENT YEAR]" meme.

I'm very happy that i got to see all these comments i gift you all if count titles so you can work your way up to kings you crazy bastards

I had a pretty big Empire that stretched from Lithuania to the black sea, went around the eastern border of the map and almost looped back to estonia at the coast effectively encompassing a couple of bri kingdoms.
I just survived the Ilkhanate and thw Golden Horde when it blew up.
Since I hated succession crisis I thought it would be smart to only give 1 fief to each lord.
worked out pretty well but last time my king died 30 vassals of a hindred rebelling was a bit much. stopped playing there.

Make some kings, or get viceroys.

>playing with a few friends
>we're all kings in the HRE, worked up from counts over the course of a few hours
>the emperor has raised crown authority, so we can't take any more land inside the empire
>only megablobs on all sides, so cant expand there either
>make a pact: they'll make me emperor, because my kingdom is already the largest so I dont want any more land for myself, and they can still crush me together. In exchange, I keep crown authority low so they can still expand
>the ultimatum is delivered, we fight for ten years before France backs up the emperor, and another ten after that
>I am finally crowned
>"Okay brev, lower crown authority so we can get back to expanding"
>"The Emperor does not take orders from mere kings."
>raise crown authority
>40 more years of civil war

how could you play 400 hours in one day? seems fake