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Haha, yes! Another one! Another thread! I can't wait to see all the posts about $60!

Well it does say "Temperament : unpredictable".

You're at a vg forum where you'll constantly see redundancy, just like in a procedural gen game! Don't like it, go somewhere else fag!

He must be pretty close to the center of the galaxy if creatures are behaving this strangely.

DELET THIS NOW
NOW!

NOW! DELET IT

Is this LSD Dream Emulator 2?

So I told him to go swim into the ground and he actually did it the absolute madman!

>go somewhere else fag!
Why don't you? :^)

Hahaha I make fun of a game I won't buy because I literally have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING going on in my life
I'll even make up a strawman of people being really hyped for it and expecting it to be great just so I can laugh at imaginary anons and forget how miserable my entire existence is
Am I Sup Forums as fuck or what?

It's confirmed there's no difference if you're close to the center or not

>not a madfish!

>waaah waaaaah! someone made fun of a game I preordered! waaaah!

go to bed Sean

>because I literally have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING going on in my life

this is how creationist see evolution

I haven't read anything about the game. Nor have I watched any leaks. I just enjoy watching people get really emotional and upset over a video game. I cannot wait to see the rage when people realise there is no net code and they can never team up to explore, which is what 90% of the posts on the steam discussions are about

"I don't care what people think, me and my buddy are going to take over a planet and set up a trade post".

HAHAHAHA. My sides.

No Mans FOV

>insect eater
it's clearly digging into the ground for worms user :^)

>billions of planets
>infinite possibilities
>surprised to find some sort of land fish that eat while upside down

it's past your bedtime sean

HAHAHA LE EVERYONE THAT FINDS MY OBNOXIOUS 24/7 SHITPOSTING ANNOYING IS THE CREATOR OF THE GAME MEME DO I FIT IN YET? XDD

>if I go full retard I'm right

No.

HAHAHA I'LL PRETEND THAT ANYONE HERE WAS HYPED FOR THIS GAME TO FEEL SUPERIOR TO IMAGINARY PEOPLE
HOLY SHIT I'M Sup Forums AS FUCK LOL ROFLMAO XDD

It's intentional.

All this shit talking yet none of you could make a game half this impressive

Speak for yourself, shithead.

I couldn't murder millions of jews either, doesn't mean its a good thing someone else could.

i thought the whole point was to be believable. in order for something like that to exist, there would need to be intense gravity and oxygen supplies. in which case the "bugs" would be much larger. the size of the bugs this specie is eating would not be able to satisfy its daily needs. imagine whales that didnt eat millions of shrimp just by opening its mouth, and instead went to the sea floor to piece the ground for food. also if there is even one predator on this planet this specie would stand no chance at all

>59.99

Fuck that beard looks hideous

>Igmatorq Sterlinari

Hold up.

If you're the first person to discover these animals and planets, why aren't you allowed to name them? Why does the game automatically assign some bullshit nonsense word that has zero meaning?

pls delete

I honestly wonder what the fuck goes on in your head when you type shit like this.

I would wonder what goes on in your head when you make the same thread over and over again to make fun of imaginary anons that were hyped for this game (aka none) but I already know the answer.

It's a fun glitch yeah, but I'm more concerned about the red bars hovering around what the fuck are thoses?

Also link to the video? It seems like a pretty lush planet.

nice thread faggots

You can, they just already have a name.

>the legal rules of debate don't count if it makes me sad!
epic

And we're back, poor space fish

REEEEEE STOP SAYING NEGATIVE THINGS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY NEGATIVE THINGS

The worst part is reddit will think it's le randumb and epic instead of just a shitty bug.

The hell do you even do in this game?
If you want to walk around empty planets there already is Space Engine. It's free and looks way better.

Fuck you guys are spoiled. We're about to be able to explore an entire fucking universe and you guys are sitting here crying about multiplayer. Back in my day.. We'd be lucky to explore more than 1000sq feet..

I don't think you guys understand what this fucking means for gaming and art in general. No mans sky is an ENTIRE fucking universe. That means there are going to be universes within this universe., there are going to be intelligent life forms that we can't even grasp yet.. Cultures we could never imagine... You could probably find the next Mona Lisa in this game if you wanted to. Can you imagine the music some of these aliens are going to be creating? All of this shit is going to be ours for 60 bucks and you guys are complaining. Shut the fuck up

No.
YOU shut the fuck up. Game is shit.

have you tried it?

bait? underage? why, we get to have our cake and it it too!

Somebody said this unironically at some point

Stop moving the fucking goalposts, you fucking newfag.

Imagine a civilization making a No Man's Sky INSIDE of No Man's Sky!

The game has INFINITE content and possibilities.

The worst part is the hoards of insufferable faggots like you who continually insert reddit into everything and won't fuck off back to where you came from like you should.

nice reddit reply

Easier to blame leddit than accept you're an undiagnosed autist.

There is someone for everyone waiting in 幻想郷. I suggest you find who is waiting for you.

doesnt look that bad 2bh, a little grindy and repetive but thats all

damn your mad.

Be happy with nothing less than perfect.
This game is going to massively flop and it's not just because theres " universes within universes" and "billions upon billions of planets to explore" that the game will be any good.
They could serve you shit on a plate and charge you $60 and you still would tell yourself to be happy with what you have.
Fuck outta here fanboi

>he played 50+ hours
>this is the ONE planet he found that looks decent

still doesn't look even close to what was promised in the trailer.

>won't fuck off back to where you came from

We're from Sup Forums you stupid nigger. Go back to redd!t

worms arent insects

>-20 C
>green grass
>reptiles

have you watched any streams in the last couple of days? theres been alot of comfy planets

>Game gets released recently
>Lots of threads about it
>Not realising this is how Sup Forums has been since the beginning
>Getting mad about it even

On the Steam page it recommends a 480 and an i3. I thought procedural generated games where supposed to be light on hardware.

*you're

>We're
That would include me as well and if you're telling me to "Go back to redd!t", it also applies to yourself. Work on your shitposting a little more you fucking idiot.

Where is the giant rhino charging at other animals?

>I'M A COOL GUY LOOK AT ME xDD LOLLLL

Go back to plebbit.

>comfyfats

SPORE 2.0

Why does every planet look like an Earth clone?

Where are the barren desert planets? The frozen ice planets? The ocean planets?

>it also applies to yourself

what do you even do in this game?

>forum
Please fucking stop

Its nitrogen grass and silicone lizards.

>Dat shoop

>you aren't allowed to say bad things until you buy it
>wow how dare you say bad things if you bought it you liked it you are just lying for attention
rinse and repeat.

>That UI
>That FOV

I can't really argue that, but do you have in-game proof to back up that claim?

explore planets
complain about it on Sup Forums

Seems like a "Sup Forums must buy" game to me

It has a whole range of interesting planets, if you think interesting is something from a pixar movie made for preschoolers that is

>Oh look it's another No Mans Sky thread

No but a quick scan of the area shows that the devs don't know what the fuck they're doing making lush flora spawnable on an icy planet/continent anyway.

thanks doc

>nu-males

Tbh it looks awesome. Day 1 buy for me

>inb4 shill

If you could point me in the direction of the place that's paying people to say this, that'd be great because I'll do that

>Vignette - check

>Shitty piss colored lighting - check

>total and complete absence of shadows - check

this is starting to look less fun than space engine

a game that isnt even a game

>look guys! I found a bug in the game!!!! It is SHIT

>he's never seen a majestic prairie trout before

yep

buying it just to make comedy webms to shit on on it

>18 quintillion unique planets to explore

Nothing looks really alien in this game. It's just poorly assembled chimeras of different earth animals. You have a giraffe-worm-lizard, a hammerhead-warthog. Nothing that looks alien. Also, every planet is just earth with a color filter on it.

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>user was gifted Sup Forums gold for this post

ITT: guilty people with buyers remorse tryiyng to justify their missing 60 dollars

I guess No Man's Sky just got blew out of the water

there was an ice planet in one of the gameplay videos.

He actually had to carve a shelter into the planet because he didn't have the resources to maintain warmth.

I didn't know anything about this game until 2 days ago when Sup Forums started LITERALLY SHAKING over it. Now I'm gonna buy it at release. Thanks guys!

Bullshit that something that looks like it's more than 3x the size of a human is only 360 pounds

>>total and complete absence of shadows - check
Are you blind

that's a big fish

>WHO CARE IF I PAID FULL PRICE FOR A BROKEN PRODUCT I PAID = IT'S GOOD