These Minecraft jokes are actually pretty funny

These Minecraft jokes are actually pretty funny.

Haha, you'll guess what happened to my sides

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Which Metal Gear Solid character do creepers like to avoid??
Revolver Ocelot!!

What do you call a squid's version of the political ideology of the totalitarian government of Oceania in George Orwell's dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Inksac.

Which direction does Steve go in when he needs some ink sacs?
Squidward.

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They didn't!

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wtf, I dunno if those are written with irony or if those are serious jokes, like, imagine the poor fag who had to redact that shit on cmputer, just imagine the amount of cringe he had to bear with, just to cash a $30 paycheck, picture that sad scene

XD jajajaja

The person writing these definitely wanted to use "he died" but couldn't.

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They were destroyed!

HA HA HA HA

>Did you hear..
>a skeleton?

Thanks for the giggle.

jej

What happened to the user that posted the same unfunny thread again?

Reply to this post or your mom will die

fug

What happened to the player who blew himself up with TNT?

It wasn't!

He got ______________DESTROYED________________________

What is going on with this book?
Legitimately it looks like gibberish some Chinese knock-off book of something would have, the punch-lines and jokes don't fucking make any sense half the time.

Money laundering

It was written by a child. It'd be forgivable if it wasn't published and sold.

It was writing by an autistic dad and his retarded son. I think thier mother is a writer or something as well.

I like to think it was like a school assignment where the students had to make up Minecraft jokes. The teacher then stole them for his book.

Does this unfunny garbage sell? Are current day children so autistic?
Seems this book would totally fit you

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The fuck is up with that finger? It legit looks like a toe.

DELETE THIS

That's a thumb, user.
Are you sure you're human?

>their mother
And this is Why incest is bad

>$5.49
I am tempted to be quite honest

Does it count if it's deleted?