Pokemon go

>He chose mystic

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>he plays mobile """"""""""games""""""""""""""

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>he plays shitty "pokemon" lite

why not just download an emulator on your smart phone and play whatever you can download?

:O

O_O

Fuck, I knew I should've joined Instinct.

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the madman

Nigger
Mongrel
Make Pokémon Great Again !

>mfw Instinct

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>Tumblr trying to portray him as a dabbing MRA misogynist because he's a white male
The hypocrisy is outstanding.

I think that's just you, friend.

Pokémon go is shit. made by normies for normies

enjoy your safari zone simulator

I have no interest what so ever in pokemon nor mobile games, but my dick cant ignore the red team leader.

I dunno man, pics or it didn't happen but that sounds exactly like something tumblr would do

HOW

>considered picking mystic when I first started playing not knowing anything about the game
>realized that probably pretty much everybody was going to pick the blue team with the cool mage-looking silhouette character
>pick red instead because I'm a hipster

looks like I should've actually picked yellow if I wanted to be really hip but I'm actually glad I picked red, since apparently red is the violent white male misogynist team. I like being the "bad guy"

>tfw you're a twisted fucking psychopath

The red leader's a girl

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I don't get it

I know, I meant that it's violent white racist woman-hating males like us that choose the red team, silly.

>Still playing Pokemon Go
Niantic fucks up too often

Red is the normie team. Team yellow is team extinct, there's nothing hip about it. Enjoy your FREE gyms you normie red.

Candela x Spark is true fucking love.

lurk moar

We will, thanks.

>tfw bots and spoofers can't play due to API changes


:)

Theoretically, wouldn't yellow be the best team to play? You can capture gyms all day long.

I see what you did there.

>trying to push personalities onto fictional preset characters

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How are you supposed to capture gyms when they are all level 6+ gyms and stacked with 1000+ cp pokemons.

Bots are fucked, but people can still spoof and put their obscenely high level pokemon in gyms

The game is a joke.

>Vote Gary Johnson

I gotta admit that's kinda funny

>a mentally challenged person goes on a rant

who fucking cares

no you won't.

>game released in Latin America (Brazil)
>tracker still isn't fixed, pokevision down
>catching pidgeys takes like 3x as many pokeballs as before

really tells you where Niantic's priorities are right now

>one literally who posting on twitter
i wish twitter was a bannable offense

>>a mentally challenged person goes on a rant
You just described tumblr and most of twitter.

was that made on SFM?

beacuse it looks to me it was made on SFM!

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What a dick.

m8 pretty much everywhere there's pokemon go fanart for this dumb shit, Spark is always protrayed as either a dumb memelord or an alt-right Sup Forums user

just because he's a white dude

incredible!

youtube.com/watch?v=GdUVtEeg9I4

This madman flipped a bottle for a talent show.

wait a minute..

>candela and blanche take pokemon way too seriously while spark just sees it as a dumb game for fun

pottery

>>tracker still isn't fixed, pokevision down
As it should be.

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Why is Niantic fucking retarded?

>the tracker is supposed to be broken!

Yeah, no. Fuck off, seriously. Then I could just throw a pokeball on a spinning wheel.

based in san franciso

Are you sure you chose the right team Sup Forums?

Awakening, Fates, and now Pokemon Go.
I want to stay on Owain's wild ride.

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>the artist
Post vore now.

wrong franchise
now fuck off

I should've joined Instinct

>yfw you joined instinct

>implying this isn't Red Leader and Blue Leader
youtube.com/watch?v=xgQOfe6pheU

>unironically making fun of libertarians
Why? It's just an objectively not shit version of their retarded ideology.

dayum

WUSSUP RAYRAY

>objectively not shit version

Beautiful

I am proud to have this person as my team leader

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you should be leveling

I haven't even played this game lmao

But that's good advice. Stop being a victim, take control of your own future, make your life what you want to make it.

As someone who hasn't played Pokemon GO yet, what do the teams represent?

pokemon

Candela is like dark-skinned Hinoka

And I like it

>telling mentally ill people to stop being a victim and make their own jobs is good advice

your autism level to brag on Sup Forums about what you've chosen

Favourite colours. Pokemon GO bubble has burst btw.

Red
>Tomboys and burning hot shonen protags
Blue
>I'm so smart guys
Yellow
>Underdogs and hipsters

>had depression
>that's the advice my therapist gave me
Take a look at the whole situation, see how you can take control, and do it.

I don't get it.

Oh shit. I didn't even draw that intentionally.

>>that's the advice my therapist gave me

You wasted your money.

It worked, didn't it, mate? Therefore looks like I didn't waste my money.

Is Mystic a boy or a girl?

I'm graduated in Psychology and I agree with this fellow here:

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>he didn't choose Instinct

No, you did. Nobody adult person to be told to take control of their own lives. If that's the advice your therapist gave you than you wasted your money.

Then what advice would you give?

>Encouraging people to analyse where their triggers are, examine the situations affecting them, and retake control of their lives is a bad thing.

>it's a let me tell you about your illness episode

Yeah you didn't go to a therapist.

wtf I love Gary Johnson now

Why does this """""game""""" have have the worst fucking fanbase? It's like brony tier enthusiasm/ obnoxiousness mixed with Nickelback fans

>Pokemon are now randomly placed
>Catch pokemon but get a different one instead
>Pokemon now runaway more often
>Throwing pokeballs ends up to short or too far from the pokemon

Great update Niantic

>someone disagrees with me
>they must be lying
Not an argument

>it's a pot calling the kettle black episode

You paid a therapist to tell you something
that literally anyone could have told you with no formal knowledge or training in psych

Waste. of. money.

Therapy is a complex process. Mental issues are the same. They're not a mathematical equation where you say "if you have X, you apply Y."

A good therapist will offer advices and use techniques based on your life story, the things you tell him, the emotions you show and don't show, your social relationships and such.

I would first listen to that person's suffering, try to understand what's going on and how / why that person feels the way he/she feels and start working together with them for a better mental health.

What the fuck do nickleback fans do?

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Why entertain an argument that is stupid?

This nigga gets it.
This nigga don't. Do you honestly believe that the therapist literally just said:
"Lol just take control of your life fgt."