kirby has swallowed you. what powers does he gets now?
Kirby has swallowed you. what powers does he gets now?
Kevin Gutierrez
Adrian Lewis
Disappointment
Nolan Lopez
Nothing.
Luke Davis
the Patriarchy
William Cooper
Depression
Ethan Hill
A really nice hat, halved defense
Cooper Young
A bit fat black man dick
Ian Campbell
A trump hat
Jaxon Anderson
...
Ethan Hall
Shitposting powers
Benjamin Adams
Actor Kirby
Luke Scott
the ability to jack it completely silently
Elijah Lewis
Near blindness. He can now only see clearly whatever is six inches from his face
Christopher Campbell
The ability to act, improvise, and imitate decently.
And and afro.
Daniel Thomas
depression
solitude
hikikomori
death
Jaxon Evans
if he swallowed OP he'd get the power of beign a fuken fagget lmao
Joseph Smith
A BBC
Christian Rivera
Sword.
Carter Bailey
what was the point of this post?
Julian Cooper
savage
Jack Bell
The ability to complain about dirty toilets
Wyatt Morgan
Apathy
Ethan Ward
stops every couple seconds to contemplate suicide
Jack Ross
procrastination
Nathan Stewart
diabetes
Nicholas Peterson
The power to surpass metal gear
Hudson King
extensive knowledge about trivial things.
Christian Perry
Graduate-level physics knowledge. i.e. nothing
Jonathan Scott
Autism
Robert Russell
...
Tyler Cox
To be the most straight acting male but actually a huge fag
Evan James
Jesus OP got rekt
Joshua Hernandez
The powers of addictive personality and drug problems
Luis Martinez
obesity.
Tyler Rogers
Not being able to enjoy vidya anymore.
Owen Kelly
bump
Henry Ramirez
Lonelyness
Brayden Mitchell
the power of self doubt
Leo Lee
Fuck off, Jon.
Jeremiah Cox
Diarrhea
Isaiah Martin
Insomnia
Grayson Gomez
>That
>Spending life alone
Nah fuck off with that fake bullshit.
Gavin Hill
But Kirby ALREADY has the ability to swallow huge things
Camden Butler
Why is this mediocre doujin posted so much?
Ayden Watson
gimme the sauce or i'll tell the teach on you user
Michael Baker
is that older tomoko or some shit
Cooper Diaz
This.
Liam Bell
I know Tomoko got a boyfriend in the manga recently so I think so.
Camden Barnes
The power to keep going even though you're dead inside.
Landon Morris
If Mega Man defeated you in a boss battle, what power does he gain?
Eli Evans
...
Cooper Garcia
> I know Tomoko got a boyfriend in the manga recently so I think so.
HURR WOMEN CAN BE SOCIALLY INEPT TOO YOU GUISE
further proof that all it takes for you to have a good life with zero effort is have a cunt
fuck women
Carter White
A herriditary high risk of colon cancer
Luke Brooks
>I AM MORE THAN A ROBOT! DIE user!
Jayden Long
...
Oliver Kelly
Why are you angry?
Matthew Scott
Damn it I was going to say that
Bentley Allen
Closeted homosexuality.
Justin Cook
Can I get a sauce F A M?
Charles Sanchez
...
Ryder Johnson
Teeth
Julian Powell
but what if kirby swallows king dedede?
Christopher Carter
I'm pretty good at super smash bros melee, so maybe if he sucked me he'd become a higher tier.
Henry Smith
>being this assblasted over a nip's comic
Ryan Myers
>Kirby is now a Chinese Gold Farmer
Carter Powell
The power to deepthroat huge dicks balls deep.
Thomas Smith
what no
Yuu was the one with a boyfriend and she dumped him.
Ryan Ortiz
nothing. plus why would he want to fight with some faggot who does nothing but sit on his computer and write shit on Sup Forums?
Nathaniel Allen
Fart rather loudly.
Power of scepticism and general disbelief.
He can be Olympic champion Laziness was one of the sports there.
John Harris
...
Jason Gonzalez
Anxiety and the inability to deal with it without intoxicating yourself; have fun, Kirbs.
Christopher Baker
Self loathing and ability to have short amazing times in life followed by long crappy times
Jose Cox
Endless fap
Tyler Nguyen
first post best post
Brody Ortiz
Mediocre slightly better than casual player video game skills.