My name's Todd Howard
I'm a Todd Howard-y guy
Every game made out of sweet little lies
I'd like to show you
Inside my latest new game
It's called Fallout 4 and it sure isn't lame
My name's Todd Howard
Robert Wood
Asher Walker
Shooter,
A very shooter-y game
Shoot at the Raiders who don't even have names
And find a pipe gun
And other level scaled loot
Boy this RNG system sure is a hoot
Benjamin Ortiz
i am so tired of you FUCKING shitposters
post that shit again see what happens motherfucker ill fucking kill you
Jeremiah Flores
Now it's easy to be
A clever smart dev like me
When you can do it all incompetentlyyyyyYYYYYYYYY
Mason Jones
You know it's easy to see
Why this game's big with normies
Because they don't want to play an RPG!
Justin Rodriguez
Todd posting is always entertaining.
Can you tell us what can we do in this digital Fallout 4 world?
John Collins
Welcome to my Fallout 4 world
Everything made out of Gamebryo code
Very good question
It's all up to you,
In the Fallout 4 world there are 3 things to do
Brayden Young
Wow, rescue settlers!
Mason Murphy
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Josiah Scott
Settlement style!
Do a Radiant quest!
Hey this is shit!
Samuel Perez
Hey look a pip gun!
Settlement style!
Do a Radiant quest!
Hey this is lame!
Dylan Rogers
If I turn you off, will you die?
Gavin Lewis
Look, Nuka Cola!
Settlement style!
Do a lore-breaking quest!
This game fucking sucks!
Tyler Ward
Wow look, nothing!
Ayden Roberts
Look it's a deathclaw!
Radiant style!
Build a settlement here!
I'm uninstalling the game.
Connor Lewis
...
Justin Gray
Sturges?
Tell her.
Jaxson Lewis
...
Adam Foster
It would be very painful
Ryder King
...
Jace Cruz
your'e a big guy
Dylan Cooper
Hello goyi- I mean potential customer. This is Modd Poward of Bethesda customer service. Please purchase a Fallout 4 (tm) season pass to continue this conversation.
Daniel Fisher
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Lincoln Morales
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Carter Rodriguez
for you
Robert Davis
listen to your heart
listen to the rain
listen to the big guy crashing your plane
Cooper Young
Crashing this hype train
Dominic Sullivan
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Jackson Fisher
STOP THIS
Luke Baker
Fallout 4
Elder Scrolls
Fallout 4
Elder Scrolls, uh
Nicholas Sullivan
PIRATING GAMES MAKE YOUR TEETH GO GREY
Brayden Rivera
You want Fallout?
You look like you want a Fallout
Doot doot doot doot doot
Lots of people want Fallout
Tyler Nelson
>game like fallout 1 and 3 are filled with unnecessary detail. Oh look it's all broken!
Juan Moore
DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Isaiah Thompson
What's that? A piece of crap?
You don't want to play a Fallout game like that!
Doot doot doot doot doot
Let's play Fallout!*
Jacob Martin
Fuck
Isaac Bell
ARE YOU BORED? YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT BORED! DUD UDU LOTSA PEOPLE GET BORED!
Thats your body, bored comes from your body! But your body, it musta have to be healthy! What's that? A piece of trash?! You don't want to play a game like that! Greedy, to play all that, you'll end up with your brain all grey! Do do doo do do do play Fallout!
Mason Cooper
Oh. Well, we already have a Fallout game...
Kevin Brooks
EVERY GAME IS GREAT BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT BEFORE WE BUY OR TAKE THE BAIT OR ELSE IT WILL BE TOO LATE
Matthew Bennett
Great news, now just a few more questions and we'll be on our way!
How many preorders have you made in the past week?
What's your favorite pipe gun?
Do you like settlements or workshop DLC?
Do you have 10 season passes?
Have you thrown away your copies of New Vegas yet?
Are you going to bu-
Robert Jones
QUIT SHILLING!
Mason Richardson
DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Jason Cooper
Forgot pic. Fixed it with mods.
Jaxson Evans
Hello user I am user
Please be nice to OP he seems cool and not at all a fag
Thomas Adams
Ebin.
Kevin Sullivan
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Camden Clark
I was working on filling the blanks the blanks to a previous version for the next Sup Forums sings, and then you post this
I'm fucking stealing it
William Martin
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Mason Ramirez
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Mason Gomez
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Leo Perry
dont
Eli Robinson
You see the games industry is like a special house
With shills, weebs and casuals in the different rooms.
Look, there's Mr user in the basement.
Now games come through the chimney (mouth) and goes from room to room, greeting the different consumers.
Now, the good, fun games are very nice to the consumers and should be pre-ordered, with the season pass! YAAAAAAAY
But the bad, shitty games fucking suck and should be pirated on the interwebs! PIRATED
>That doesn't make any sense
DODO DODODO DODO DODODOOOOO BUY MY GAMES
Nolan Bell
DON'T DO IT
Caleb Lopez
Do it, faggot. I dare you.
Blake Lee
Compelling characters?
You're better off with plain shit plot.
Gavin Green
Hello?
Jaxson Harris
shit you just made me spit water all over my keyboard you cheeky cunt, goddammit.
Lucas Gomez
DELETE THIS
Camden Watson
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Elijah Lewis
YAMERO
Kayden Cook
why haven't you pre-ordered Skyrim: Special Edition yet user?
Levi Peterson
Because im poor as fuck.
Jacob Reyes
because I own a pc
Nathan Baker
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Eli Bailey
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Eli Morris
>Don't hug me I'm shitposting
Michael Stewart
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Owen Roberts
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John Hughes
You gave it to me and countless others for free on steam, remember Toddie?