Who is your Sun/Moon pokefu?

Who is your Sun/Moon pokefu?

IWTFTF

I want to dong that mon

If only there were a board where we could discuss topics like this exclusively
there is

You mean like a video games board?

I'll wait till i see the entire dex before i decide, but im sticking with best husbando for the mean time

Sicko. She is for snuggles only.

snug first, fug later?

Snow Vulpix is just so fluffy wuffy adorable.

>Not using it as a cunny stuffer

>wanting to defile an adorable, elegant little fox pup

Fuwa Fuwa~

>Not wanting to shove its muzzle into your love canal and force it to lick your cervix.

Just imagine the delicious, sexy ice tears that will flow down its face while it's being raped.

Pokemon are our friends user. Why would you want to hurt your friend?

To satisfy my horrible sexual desires which stem from growing up in an extremely sheltered living environment.

then use a dedicated breeding machine as your outlet, like Lopunny. Leave Vulpix alone.

It's far too late for that. I masturbated to Vulpix back when there were only 150 Pokermans.

this rock is exceedingly adequate

>Yet another fox

>wanting to rape a vulpix
>not wanting to make pure, sweet, cuddly love to her under the moonlight

>another

Where have you been?

Consensual sex doesn't even get me wet. It's a curse, really.

This guy gets it

Too early to tell desu, I'll wait until the full list of new pokes is out.

L-London?

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Chubby Sandshrew is a cutie, Exeggutor is top-tier, Mimikyu is great, Minior is cute.

Don't fuck animals, people.

no

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There's nothing wrong with stuffing a fictional fox up your butt.

What is that supposed to be? Is that a real mong?

fu? none. im not impressed so far by what i've see. i've seen bros but not fus.

Oh man, did you honestly miss the last trailer? Boy, do I have a treat for you.

i thought it was fanart the first time i saw it, too.

Probably that salamander pokemon. I been off Pokephelia for weeks and this trailer hits. I'm back on it like a drug addict. Fucking Nintendo better give that fighting eeveelution and put it in Pokken.

Oh. It's like foxes with Summer coats. I take it it's a Vulpix then? Kinda similar I guess.

I feel like this is just a really big joke. It's too ridiculous to be re-
>DRAGON
WHAT?

based on a specific type of palm tree called a Dragon palm or something like that

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...? Are we talking about kung fu here???

dragonfruit son

its a pun. look up dracaena

>This was given part dragon.

>Not Tropious.

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>Fox becomes Artic Fox

Makes sense I guess

>In the tropics

Sandshrew also becomes part ice.

Which one?

Grape

・3・

Cheer birb!
It's got some HECKA sweet moves!!

I can at least see the general train of thought.
>"It's hot here and it's a fox. Make the coat lighter and call it a day."
Of course they wen't full exaggeration and made it white, but video games.

Don't fucking lie to me, son.

none. theyre all really gay

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pompom has the best typing imo

Alola Sanslash is ice/steel.

Coldsteel the hedgehog was meme'd into existence and you missed it.

>tfw you will never get DPed by Miltank's udders

>gypsy
>slut
>obese
>prostitute

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Is this a meme?

Not posting best plant pretending to be a bug pretending to be a plant

FLAMENCAS ARE NOT GYPSY
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why'd they make it ice/steel?

Because it looks sick as fuck

So it dies to two most common offensive types out there and is useless as fuck. That's the only explanation I can think of.

Pshhh

Because it's both cool and metal as fuck

ICE dont know. Maybe to STEEL your heart.

because they wanted to make a tank that could be killed with a zippo

I honestly thought you were fucking with me. How long has this trailer been out? I'd believe this was the work of a really good fan making art before i'd believe it was legit.

The white-coat Vulpix was one thing. The DRAGON palm tree looking motherfucker was stretching it. I don't even understand the reasoning behind this one.

I'm not even mad. I just want to know why.

It came this monday. Incidentally, it gave us a 99% confirmation for those starters.

It can snow anywhere if the mountains are high enough. Pic related is Hawaii.

Snowshrew is the cutest thing ever

I'm sorry I doubted you Popplio.

>sandshrew had a brick pattern
>now it's an ice type with an igloo pattern

Deepest fucking lore.

I already have a Pokefu.

I want to ravage that pussy for days

No. It couldn't be. Another bipedal fire/fighting type? I thought we were moving away from them! I thought the fox fire starter was supposed to be the start of a shift!

Thanks for red-pilling me. I don't know what to do with all i've learned, but better to know than have it all slammed into my face when I pick it up eventually.

>fire/fighting
It's a fire/dark heel wrestler

Typing was not actually revealed, some people still believe in fire/dark. It's a mystery though.

this made me smile user

Best waifu.

>Set in the tropics
>Ice theme

I will believe. I must. I also will have to choose which one to take if he isn't fire/dark. Probably the grass owl.

So it's ok to be a furry on Sup Forums now?

I-its okay if they are cartoon little girls with cat ears...!

>Captcha
>Giovanni Falcone

I know they're fake
but I want that Popplio evolution so badly

No.

>now
Lurk more.

Just how new are you?

I want to pollinate her

As long as you're not overt about it like barafags are

No. And there will soon be a second great GTFO and back to /vp/. These idiots just can't control themselves.

Sup Forums was always furry.
Had some great yiff sessions here.

>fire/dark
into the trash it goes

>abdominal_bulge

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Of course she is. Gardevoir just can not compare.

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I want to drizzle chocolate syrup on ice ninetales' sweaty paws and lick them all over like they're lightly salted ice cream

>Select all images with ice cream.

The fire one is cuter.