Help out a new player

>help out a new player
>they add you as a friend

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>get pestered for help every day from now on
>ask you for items
>keep sending new messages when you don't reply right away

>they start a conversation
>you don't know anything about them
>can either begin the terribly awkward process of getting to know eachother or simply never reply
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how do i make friends? do i just add people and start bothering them?

>add a guy that seems pretty cool
>try to start the conversation with something that has substance and/or I think is interesting
>every reply is "ok" "yeah" "alright"
>silently delete them and hope they forget me fast

>someone starts talking to you
Time to fake a DC and alt-f4

>adding newbies to your friends list
>ever

you need to be qter

just go up to people and say hi
if they say fuck off, call them a prick and leave
if they reply nicely, try to bring up a topic

>Be mediocre at multiplayer game.
>Suddenly that one match where the planets align in your favor and you absolutely stomp all over everyone's shit single-handedly.
>Friend requests from everyone.

>not lording it over everyone and basking in your own glory like the epitome of narcissism

>everyone expects that kind of performance from you from there onwards

>be really good at a multiplayer game
>stomp everyone in every match you play
>no friend requests or admiration, only hate and hackusations

>help someone from Sup Forums
>they add you on steam
>they start sending you pics of them in panties and skirts

Yes. Be sure to use lots of emoticons and pepper in Japanese phrases. If they don't reply immediately, keep sending them messages until they do. Also, be sure to always talk to them as soon as they come online, and beg them not to ever leave.

Follow these tips and you'll have hundreds of friends in no time.

>Someone is mean to you online

Just take it as a compliment

>bring up a topic

>Help guy finish a mission
>He doesn't speak english
>He starts to realize I don't speak his language
>I'm not on the english server

>he doesn't enjoy fuccbois
>he doesn't enjoy feminine dicks

>so how about that pigskin, how about that sport with the pigskin?
>now that's what I'm talking about
>top 10 juiced up coaches AND the top 10 juiced up players
>

>get a friend request
>random guy asking if I want to join their shitty clan

it's not exactly a huge obstacle to bring up something of relevance. Especially if you're playing online

>get singled out for fucking up in a team game

I've never even heard of your before but you'll be good addition to the filter

I have a qt trap bf already I don't need 4/10 faggots from Sup Forums spamming me their shaved legs.

and what's wrong with that?
you're not scared of making friends, are you, you unstable introverted autist?

>mfw I type :)

that's pretty gay

>get a message
>it's some guy promoting his shitty prestige/jtag/whateverthefuck server

4U

>get excited and buy multiplayer game
>several hours of playtime later it hits me
>I've been playing a multiplayer game with no one to play with
>my face and heart when

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>Meat some dude on a shitty Korean MMO
>turns out he's a heal slut and constantly tries to get me to bully him cause i'm a tank
>Delete him
>Block him
>Change server
>make new character
And that's how you deal with fuckboys.

>message prompt finally lights up
>you have been invited to join group XxprogamursxX

You wont ever make friends Akari. You arent cute enough!

>get help from a veteren player
>pay them 1,000 gold for their service
>they tell me they never seen that much gold before
>t-they start t-typing like t-this

Wait, what the fuck? Those people actually exist? I thought it was memery. Thank god I have normal people as healers.

>He didn't know they actually exist
The memes themselves exist for a reason, bucko.

they don't, he's memeing

something similar just happened to me

>playing wow leveling an alt sue me I'm addicted to it even if its shit
>questing
>someone invites me to a group
>accept because too awkward to decline and then still quest around in the area with him there
>do the few quests around where we are
>he still is in the party and hasn't just left
>too scared to leave the group myself
>alt f4

>offer help to guy
>play some matches with him
>complain about connection
>never replies again

I ain't your personal trainer fuckboi

this its really not actually a thing outside a few people on FF14

>being bullied by sheer presence
holy fuck, grow some balls

>too scared to leave the group myself
>too scared to press a couple of buttons for a literal who, who doesn't give a fuck about you

r u a q t

no, i am not

: (

You sure showed him

>that one steam who always has weird ways of telling me know when i want to erp with them
>get put down and disappointed every time even though i know better than to not even try anymore, yet i still bother trying anyway
>a dragon gets more action with that person i try to erp with...

it's just one person. to make it worse. i wasn't even talking about this to my other steam friend about it and he told me my charisma is shit. gee golly... no wonder.. like that wasn't an obvious given...

I didn't show him at all, I ran away.
I don't want to deal with that kind of shit, those niggers are always loaded as fuck with all sorts of crazy problems.

>doing some cheeky DS2 pvp
>have fun match with this guy
>adds me
>is complete autist
>despite that we have a decent conversation every now and then
>dont want to delete him because he makes it sound like im his only friend
its been 2 years now....

I can barely understand you, but you sound like a faggot

Dragons a best though so no wonder.

show me the dragon

>leave shit guild
>no friends
>too much of a pussy to apply for one
>hope another one will invite me soon enough
>never happens
>quit game

>Meat some dude
I believe that's what's called a Freudian slip

You're the reason Steam friends thread had to put up the "no gay shit" disclaimer

>help out a new player
>I liked him so I decided to level with him
>Had an dust gathering alt somewhere around his level
>After a couple of days he asks me if I have TS
>Invite him to our Guild TS as well as to our guild
>It turns out that it was a good friend of mine

>start playing an MMO telling yourself that you'll make friends this time for sure
>make it to max level without speaking to a single person

That's completely illegible. Ignoramus frogposter.

Where are all the Steam cutes?

you realise "no gay shit" was an invitation for gay shit? it's ironically put there because its just a gay meet up fest

sorry, what? out of all the steam/steam friend threads i've posted in. this is actually the first thread i've posted/vented in about erp

I've read your message 3 times and I still don't understand what the fuck you just wrote

I get my steam cutes at the butcher shop pay good price for meat.

>>help out a new player
>>they add you as a friend
>>they become your best friend for 8 years
>>suddenly gone

Just text me, Jeff.

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>thread where people pretend other people told them something lewd or they played an MMO and someone actually communicated with them
what the fuck do you retards get from telling lies on some shitty taiwan anime board

fuck off
you're not playing korean variations of MMOs

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why is bkub a genius

Now video games

>play vidya my whole life, average at every game
>never make friends
>only person that ever played with me was my uncle
I met one fun guy while playing Lol of all things, but he stopped playing in like a month and I dropped the game too. This was 2 years ago.

>mfw I did that because my life became a living hell and I didnt want to bother the friend with my stupid shit
I was his only friend, I hope he can forgive me

Now post the slut.

>WoW
>some guy who mains the same class as me joins the guild
>he isn't performing too well
>he asks me for help because I'm a fucking 95-100th percentile parsing god
>give him some advice but eventually he disappears from the guild
>he adds me and keeps on asking for more advice whenever we're on at the same time

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my cat isn't gonna text you faggot, he's sleeping

The greatest artist of our time

Run that by me again in English, please.

>better player who consistently beats you comes to you for advice repeatedly
I don't know what to feel.

n-no.. sorry, you're on your own on that one, user.. you'll have weed out the slut on your own from his friend list..

>that avatar

He's an utterly shit dragon, you need move to a different slut because that person has utterly shit taste. You can even use this as an opportunity to say "it's obvious they have shit taste because they wont erp with me". Done.

Which class?

I miss them.

So you wanna erp with this dude who occasionally drops hints he's in the mood for it, but he constantly declines and prefers to rp with a dragon character instead and this upsets you.

Did I get it right?

he's probably dead from killing himself because he then ended up having no one, but you know, at least you weren't a bother to him!

the dragon isn't even the person i've tried roleplaying with

Such is life

>be a qtloli in party with friend
>talk actively and boldly in public chat
>attract beta virgins
>they stare
>start talking about video games
>"p-pt pls"
>add
>"hi miss :)"
>be nice
>eventually rant about how shitty freemium systems are
>"lol yea xD"
>a few hours later they leave
>YOU GOT MAIL
>"gtg thx for party I left you a present :) m-maybe we can play again tomorrow? Just call if you want help"
>decent chunk of in-game cash
>me and friend alone again
>"nice haul today alright let's split this"

inb4 never happened

I'm a qt Warlock desu

but I stopped playing recently

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Are you boxxy?

Reread what I said, I'm saying the person you are trying to erp with has shit taste because they like erping with a dragon who is shit, and you can convince yourself the person you want to erp with has shit taste because not only do they like a shit dragon, but they wont erp with you.

Pls for the love of God brush up on English.

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>thumbnail
just FUCK my SHIT up

god I'm fucking retarded

>Demonology is fun again
>Stops playing
user.

>Join a game
>Nobody seems to be talking
>Say "Hello :)" in all chat
>Everyone stops playing the game to try and make me laugh/get my attention
>Leave the game
>Get a bunch of random friend requests
>I just want to play vidya and talk to people why do people have to always to do this :

That's exactly what my cousins used to do with their friends
cheeky bastards
I forgive them because they gave me a share of the loot
rip Maplestory

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Same happens to me.
Always playing MMOs alone is not fun.