Stories are not games. Any video game with a story in it is not a game. It is an interactive movie

Stories are not games. Any video game with a story in it is not a game. It is an interactive movie.

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holy fuck that lion is cute he's playing like a little cat!

>Stories are not games.

>Fleas are not dogs.

Bravo OP.

>DMC is an interactive movie now
I want gameplay-firsties to leave

Post the games you play OP

you need to be checked for shittaste before you make such a post

Dancing isn't plot, but Indians manage to find room for it in every single movie.

In some abstract way, I guess it adds to the entertainment, but in no way should devs be spending tens of millions of dollars on "production value." You can't polish a turd. And you can't polish bad game mechanics, or lackluster level design.

I want this lion to impregnate me.

DMC is gameplay-first.

it has a story though

therefore, according to OPs post
>Any video game with a story in it is not a game.
DMC is not a game

But video game is in fact a interactive movie by definition.
Video as in movie
game as in game
movie game

mind blown

let's go even further

it's videogame
not gamevideo

the video comes first, therefore story > gameplay

Yes, Pong was a cinematic tour de force.

I only play pong and tetris

>appeal to extremes
Should we just end this thread, then, if the only point to be made is ludicrous shitposting?

Singing and dancing are the voice of The Law.

Thank you for your input, lion.

>pong
>1 second of gameplay, 2 seconds of cutscene of the ball moving to the other side
nice movie you got there

There is a game within DMC without a name, but DMC itself is not a game.

If there is no explicit failure condition, then it is not a game.
By the inclusion of just ONE feature designed to actively work against the player, such as a timer, or an enemy that causes you to lose some progress, it becomes a game. The quality of said game is up for debate, but it's still a game.

Puzzles (i.e., sliding puzzles, jigsaws, riddles) are not counted because they to not intrinsically present an explicit failure condition. Since the only thing working against the player in that case is themselves.

The graphics in pong are made through mathematical calculations, not some story a faggot thought up.

>Puzzles (i.e., sliding puzzles, jigsaws, riddles) are not counted because they to not intrinsically present an explicit failure condition. Since the only thing working against the player in that case is themselves.
you were almost right

puzzle games are a thing, and even if they don't have a timer there is always a failure condition

which is you not being able to figure out the puzzle, effectively failing you from progressing through the game, just like death would

it's literally 2 people playing a match of tennis

this is already too much story for a game, go back to watching your shitty telltale movies

(You)

Anyone else wanna fuck a lion?
I wanna fuck a lion.

Not a real lion.

But Lion-san yeah totally.

Rawr~
Please don't shoot me, dentist-sama. Maybe I can give you some other kind of trophy~

As you continue to get butt blasted by your need for stories you turn everything into a story.

SAD

>Not a real lion.

Please tell me Pong fanfiction isn't going to be a thing. I can smell the David Foster Wallace annotations already.

"hurf a durf. hurf a furf a furf, hurf a durf" -OP

I'm not certain, but I know I've read one about an anime getting gangraped by tetris blocks

A non-linear, branching story in which you make meaningful choices that affect the outcome can be a game. In other words, role-playing games are games. A story that is simply dictated to you while you watch and push a button cannot be a game, though.

10/10
Would read again

Music is not story. Any movie with music in it is not a movie. It's a musical.

>000
Impressive
Now check my 2

No. Interactive movies are interactive movies. TWD is almost full interactive movie. PnC advens could be considered interactive movies. Not every game with a story is an interactive movie.

(You)

Is agar.io a pure game?

Zoop is the purest game I've ever played.

Only the sith deal in absolutes. Nice trips.

>muh "I don't care about stories in video games" elitism the thread

no one ever said that.

>"Stories are not games. Any video game with a story in it is not a game. It is an interactive movie."

You aren't playing a video game user, you're watching a movie you filthy casual.

post more big cats acting like regular cats

You have so much autism you think that we're trying to attack you.

I'm so attacked right now.

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Here's a big cat

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Mythbusters proved you can polish a turd

Animal thread?
>TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Veterinarians at Busch Gardens had to euthanize "Pinky" the dancing flamingo after a man grabbed her from an animal viewing area and threw her to the ground in front of his children.
>According to a police report, 45-year-old Joseph Anthony Corrao of Orlando was visiting the theme park with his mother and his three teenagers on Tuesday when he reached into a pen in the >Jambo Junction area, picked up a flamingo and set it down.
>Police say his mother told him to leave the birds alone after he picked up another one. And that's when he threw Pinky down so hard that its foot was nearly severed, the police report said.
>Police spokesman Stephen Hegarty said Corrao handled the bird "violently."
>Park security officers detained him until his arrest by Tampa police.
>Busch Gardens said the bird suffered "traumatic" injuries and could not be saved.
>"A very sad and hard day for us here," said a park spokeswoman, Karen Varga-Sinka.
>Judge John Conrad had strong words for Corrao in court on Wednesday.
>"It actually borders on depraved," the judge said. "Mr. Corrao, I don't know if you have other issues. I don't know who does that, I really don't. I don't relate to that on any level."
>Corrao served three years in prison in Florida after being convicted of aggravated assault on a person 65 years or older, felony DUI, and fleeing from a law enforcement officer.
>The judge ordered him held in the Hillsborough County Jail on a $5,000 bond on a felony count of aggravated cruelty to animals. Jail records did not list a defense attorney.
>Pinky was 19, a Chilean flamingo hatched at the park in 1996. The attraction has 20 flamingoes, a mix of Chilean and Caribbean, but Pinky's moves made her a star.

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>3 years of prison because of fuckning chicken

even rapefugees get less for rape and murder

>India figured out how to polish turds before the western world did

Their space program really is going to shit all over ours one day.

And aggravated assault, and DUI, and resisting an officer. He was pretty lucky it was only three years.