Well Sup Forums?
Polygon
Chase Murphy
Juan Gutierrez
>getting money from polygon for writing reviews
>getting money from publishers for giving out high grades to shitty AAA titles
Sounds smart to me.
Colton Perry
But i'm not a beta male
Luke Brooks
Can you pretend to be one for money?
Robert Ramirez
I'm not a limp dick feminist faggot and I know how to play video games. Can I still be hired?
Xavier Moore
I can pretend to be anything for money
Wanna fuck my boipussy? 50 bucks
Thomas Davis
>"Do my job for the fraction of the pay".
Christopher Smith
>diverse voice
Write a review, tell them you're a syran transgender and boom, you're in the money.
Kayden Reyes
>50 bucks
Must be some shit boipussy
Bentley Martin
>shit
Well obviously, if you don't have a fetish for scat then anal's not for you.
Sebastian Cruz
I can't write, nor do I have money or consoles to buy new games
Ethan Turner
Why are they looking for new reviewers? the ones they have are already the best in the industry
Joseph Morgan
This is honestly the only funny twitter screencap I've seen in Sup Forums.
>and Birdo
Always has me in tears.
Anthony Ramirez
>This is honestly the only funny twitter screencap I've seen in Sup Forums.
Really? what about this one?
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Ryder Howard
>diverse
Is this code for no white males?
Carter Jones
Based Polygon.
Aiden Cooper
It might as well be
Grayson Flores
Yeah pretty much.
David Turner
That one is clearly trying to be funny. The Birdo one lacks so much self-awareness it always cracks me up, and her icon and stupid name amplify it further.
Owen Hall
They're looking for diverse voices, I'm sure Sup Forums isn't represented yet in their team so in the name of diversity they need to accept a Sup Forumsirgin.
Hunter Harris
Polygon seems like the easiest job ever. I'll do it. Not like I have anything else better to do.
Jeremiah Myers
Didn't some user already did that? He used the name "Sandy beaches" or something and got some publications on some minor sites talking about misogyny or whatever while actively trying to make obvious to the readers that he doesn't know what the fuck he was talking about?
I hope someone could do something similar here with Polygon.
David Miller
If you are a shit skin or female looking for a job now is your chance.
Mason Young
>Get money to shitpost clickbait while adding in a few progressive phases and overtones
Where do I sign?
Alexander Perry
>not working for Kotaku instead
Easton Evans
Hold the fuck up. Where's your diversity cred?
Joseph Wilson
Is there some sort of 'agenda" quota because I don't want to professionally shitpost, ahitposting at all is for cancers that need to kill themselves.
Though even if I write extremely well thought out, unbiased and well informed/informing reviews nobody would read them/care.
Charles Parker
Duh. Controversy sells, not your rational and bland opinions
Kevin Carter
i'm going to forward them smegmaking reviews and see how they respond
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John Sanders
>The Birdo one lacks so much self-awareness it always cracks me up
Ok, what about this one?
Elijah Thompson
>trumpfags think they're not easily triggered fags just likes SJWs
the irony is dripping from my monitor
Chase Baker
I'm Bl-, I mean I am an Afro-American.
Carter Fisher
>He doing reviews now
Holy shit the balls on this guy.
Ryder Phillips
...
Ryan Barnes
Are you a transgender MtF black indigenous lesbian? Then get fucked faggot you are oppressing me.
Daniel Wright
Buzzwors for "what I don't like" on the SJW side should be "problematic".