Pokemon go

There's only one good thing to come from this game.

>big breasts
>athletic abs
>not a disgusting hyper musclebeast
UNF.
There's too little of this fetish, and no real name for it.

Agreed.

>those retarded proportions

>being homosexual

he is a drake poster so yeah

>that retardedly small head
Disgusting.

There is a name, it's called Not fucking enough of this

>that CA
FUCK.
OFF.
SHAD.

>shad

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>he doesn't like big bodied bitches

Wew lads that hits the spot.

>friend literally spends 10+ hours with his girlfriend catching pokemon
>have been doing it since it came out
wat de fugg, how is it even fun? the game is grindy as shit

One has nothing to do with the other but who am I to expect reading comprehension from some kid on Sup Forums.

so


Niantic > Nintendo huh?

haha

It isn't the game, it's the coupleship.
We've been going out for several hours a day since it came out. Done and seen all kinds of things we didn't know existed in our city. We've both lost over 5 kilos each on this as well - both being overweight obviously. It's also been the reason for extra sex. This game is godsent.

why do people always draw pokemong go girls as fit/athletic?

walking does not make you fit
sitting at McDonald's eating burgers doesn't either

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This is all I want.

>shad

Why am i not surprised. Those fucking faces are horrible.

because people like that look you fucking retard

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How do you fat asses fuck? Serious question. Can you stick yo dick all the way in cause shit looks like a mission to go through all the flab.

>pokemon exchange is now possible in real life
>sell your vagina for a piggy

Overweight =/= fat, kiddo. There's belly and some flab, but nowhere near so much that it's difficult to do anything anyone could do, or even being very unattractive (we both agree that losing weight is necessary though).
When she loses weight, I'll really REALLY miss her currently huge tits though. They'll inevitably shrink.

2nd this. I used to hang out with an obese kid who would sometimes smell like rank ass shit because he couldnt wipe his ass properly and was so use to being a fat slob he didnt notice the stentch

I was having a ton of fun with Pokemon Go prior, but man if the latest update doesn't just fuck everything up. No tracking is lame as hell. 60cp pokemon breaking out multiple times is worse.

Get your shit together, Niantic.

Is it a meme to hate shadman? Yes, he's not good, but a lot of worse artists are literally worshiped in this place, seems a bit unfair to treat shad like complete shit like that.

>you will be able to use pokemon to pay little girls for sex in your lifetime

Yeah well this would be my brother though. He's double my weight but "doesn't give a shit", even though it's obvious that he's suffering from it. He'll die young, I'm already waiting for it, and when he does, I'll have noone to play vidya with anymore.

My childhood friend has been fat since kindergarten, I've been protecting that funny fat fucker ever since

why are you sad pepe? Isn't this fantastic?

A disproportionate body fetish?

More like amazonian really. It's all about being fit and looking strong enough to survive in a battle - that's shit's attractive as all hell to me. At the same time, big boobs > small boobs.

And it's this

Her body is really off to me though. The head and body just don't fit. Enough that it is unattractive

>claims to like abs
>doesn't like musclegirls
drown yourself

Eh, I dunno, her head size seems fine to me. It matters little to me I guess; more importantly her facial expression (especially eyes) being well drawn is one of the most important aspects of ANY porn, above all fetishes. And hers is fine.

>claims to like Videogames
>doesn't like ALL VIDEOGAMES

drown yourself.

I like muscly girls. I am disgusted by giga mega hyper musclepower "women". Pic is literally the most common result if you search for anything relating to what I like; and it's gross.