Who tf up for an EYE thread?

who tf up for an EYE thread?

1 hour too early friendo

>ywn online for the full glory of a FrEYEday ever again

rotten mound a best

So is this a rpg like new vegas except with psionic shit?

>This thread again? Deja Vu!
>memes
>filthy jian
>you gain brouzouf
>my legs are ok
>server when?
>don't try to understand, just execute orders
>EYEguide.gif
>EYEguide.jpg
>Rimanah, kill your wife my man
>i want to fuck that synicle
>etc etc

Never got a chance to play this with you guys. Is there a server up?

fuck every single Jian

that's not the betty-fu

it's like new vegas except with a bigger focus on the RPG elements, large levels, better gunplay and a more linear story
you also have no idea what the fuck is going at any point during the game and can make some massively broken builds a la morrowind

>Want Excidium
>Begin the farm
>End up with the eye and the ancient machine but not the excidium

GODDAMN IT I DON'T WANT A GODDAMN HAMMER I WANT A FUCKING AA GUN THAT WILL MAKE A TRIP TO AN ACID VAT FACTORY SEEM LIKE A GOOD DAY!

stick with the hammer
hammer with the hammer

So will there ever be a sequel. What happened to the devs?

>bigger focus on the RPG elements
But EYE has almost no rpg gameplay. The stats are all basically meaningless and you can solve everything by running and gunning.

EYE is a great game but classifying it as an RPG is a mistake.

>mfw getting high levels of legs and BK .444 and backstabs all day every day

so this is what it feels like to be able to twith game

devs got to work on spesswing dethhulk, it's carrying over features like coop multiplayer and a health bar for your legs among other body parts but those aren't important
they're hoping that it sells well so they can make a sequel that's more of a tactical shooter set before EYE, if I'm remembering all of this right
>be in squad of Special Forces, investigating potential source of metastreumonic force
>something flashes out of the corner of your eye
>turn too late to see squadmate explode into gibs
>where he was standing is an armored figure holding a fuckhuge hammer
>open fire
>die

hello?

DELETE THIS

Just saw the deathhulk trailer. Holy fuck that looks good.

>Not a trapped Culter on an elevator slowing suffocating from the barrels his squadmates continue to thrown down the shaft

server when

>EYE with a budget

Just imagine.

>squadmates didn't already load bottom of elevator with barrels
>squadmates didn't trick innocent culter into getting stuck in the barrelpit and being sandwiched by the elevatus
>squadmates didn't break the server doing this once someone starts dropping one birrion medkits and the physics go to hell

I legitimately had a hard laugh at the mental image of this.

Will I ever understand?

experiencing it firsthand is no laughing matter
>living for upwards of a minute within a sea of writhing barrels by abusing medkits, power conversion, and dermal sheathe before their sheer might overwhelms you and you lose yourself to the void

this post again, deja vu?!

I just got this, and I have no clue what I'm doing and got fucked up by the first group of enemies. Is there some guide I should read for starting out? I just picked stats at random.