This is the Police

This is the Police - thread.


why can't I send any of them?

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>why can't I send any of them?+ 0 post omitted.
oh I forgot they're already on a case.

Seem like your screenshot was Banzoozled by Moot.

How do you like the game?

>Seem like your screenshot was Banzoozled by Moot.
indeed
>How do you like the game?
I fucking like it, very comfy to play.

The music mechanic is shit though, no track preview, no easy switching. So I muted music, and am listening to O&A and Patrice while playing.
Also would really benefit from borderless windowed mode.

moot ruined this thread. Delete it and try again.

So it's pretty much just a Police gestion game where you send them on call and do some decisions ? Kinda like FTL in Police?

What is with the excessive Japanese staff you have? I mean I wish it were true but I just don't think there are that many Japanese people living here.

Also that starting the car shot and the record playing is annoying. The devs just need to show that shit to us twice at most.

>Kinda like FTL in Police?
yeah, kinda like that. But with more sides which all want your support, so you have to make tough choices and sacrifices.

Basically
You also kind of have to balance out how corrupt you want to be

GOOOOOOOOOOOOK

japanese staff? what?

Sorta, but the challenge is doing corrupt activities while not doing too much and aiming to earn half a million dollars by 180 days.

Too corrupt, your own detectives will investigate you and can lead to a bad end. Goody two shoes it, you get whacked by the mafia.

I feel awful when I kill my own detective though.

>Sup Forums in charge of generating thumbnails

There are lots of Japanese staff members for your shift. That shit is just rare in real life in the states.

>racist gang demands to fire all your black employees
>fuck that shit, I don't care if City Hall wants me to cave in
>best black employee I have quits the next day to spend more time with his family


why

which ones are japanese? wtf are you talking about mate.

my best people were black. still in my staff

Here, user.

oh, you meant the "general you" not me specifically.

Whatever bunch of fucktards compared this to Papers Please on here should be lined up and shot like the degenerates they are. Where PP was almost all killer no filler this game seems to be a perverse inversion of it. I presume I fucked up by not taking out the cop who ratted me out about the serial killer evidence, but jesus christ there is nothing to do in this game. I reached 80 days and I regret putting in some much time hoping for interesting things to pop up. The detective cases, serial killer and story bits just aren't enough to fill 180 days of this bullshit. Also doesn't help there is almost no difficulty curve and nothing really seems to ramp up except for random petty crimes killing officers, but 10 man shooting massacres killing no one.

Oh so that guy is scripted to fuck off, how fun.

>hundreds of black people have taken to the street in protest demanding "we want attention!"

oh my sides.

>stop protest by force
>lose 90% of salary and half my staff fired

oh my ass.

help!

You can kill your own staff? Sheeeeeit

2,3 & 4 are in the wrong order. Counting from the fixed 1st position.

what am I doing wrong? I feel stupid now

Yeah. Then delay declaring them dead so you can take their salary.

the car is red.

Fuck nigga just throw em around, not like it matters in this game. I'm guessing 2 & 3 need to be switched.

thanks, got em

But, but, but Kotaku said...

I can't fucking figure out the order. I know it's the green boxes, they used a crowbar, and that the eyepatch guy doesn't carry shit but I still can't get it.

That it's better than Civ V with the Brave New World expansion pack?

kotaku.com/this-is-not-the-police-game-the-world-needs-1784803851

This case was bugged for me, didn't get any pictures besides the black boxes ones no matter how many detectives I put on the case across both shifts.

>even KNOWING what cucktaku says
are you people literally braindead?

AHAHAHAHAHA
KOTAKU ON SUICIDE WATCH
WILL SJW EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?

This game is amazing, buy it folks and send it to the top of Top Sellers
Make more SJWs spill their spaghetti

Read the statements more carefully.
The guns are held on the second floor

Well they're not wrong, the game is shite. Doesn't matter if they think it's bad for the wrong reasons as long as someone is getting the word out I'm fucking happy with that.

>Best detective develops a drinking problem

Fucking hell.

>This is not the police game the world needs
As usual, kotaku is completely wrong. This is just what the world needs, an insight in to some of the bullshit cops have to put up with.

give him that rank and he'll straighten out

>being so pathetic that you waste your own time playing shit games because they "piss off" people you don't even know

>that team
What the fuck?

What's the solution to the case with the dude stealing pills? I suspect the doctor but no combination works.

There's a scroll bar to the side, there's 16 officers above what you can see there.

>tfw rank 3 detective at 980 points quits because of family issues
NO FUCK YOU YOU DON'T
SAVESCUMMING THIS SHIT

Well they're right that the game is shite, the main mechanics are shallow and any interesting bits are so thinly spread it's not worth the effort or time. Sure they're whiny fucks about the whole "muh 2016 US politics" but at least they spotted some of the problems.

It's almost comical the best review of this game is on Gameinformer gameinformer.com/games/this_is_the_police/b/pc/archive/2016/08/02/put-down-the-mouse-and-step-away-from-this-game.aspx

Shit tier?
Shut up stupid meme arrow spongebob poster

This is where you belong

>spend most of your time waiting
>insanely repetitive, overly drawn out
>investigations that are solved mostly on guesswork, not intuition
>long cutscenes everywhere
>unpredictability means that the game is just going to slap your shit sometimes and you can't prepare
But no we gotta all buy this game for just £12.59, death to the sjws!!!

So is there a "good" ending for Jack?

I feel kind of bad for him, because if you don't do what the mafia says, he'll get killed.

at least he'll be out of his misery

How much time did you take on rephrasing your stupid and meaningless answer?
Just look at my effortless replies while you sweat bullets at every letter

>average game
>IT'S SHIT

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Wow this guy is really cool he didn't care so much that he could only be bothered to post a picture, clear winner in this argument

The car is red. Remember it mounted the pavement. If you want the order it's Guys get in car, Car mounts pavement, Car comes up behind victim, Car drives on with blood on it

>One of my detective needs to take time off cause his son is in critical condition
>deny him time off
>send him to a dentist case
>he dies

I saved him some heartbreak

>yo some dude is selling weapons up this shit
>cool, send 5 cops over because I think some shit is gonna go down
>4 of them killed, offender got away


JUST

save scum it

so if i send a swat team to a location, do i still need a lot of officers there or would a couple be enough?

How does the SWAT mechanic work? What do they add?

who

Where is the clue?

I'm thinking lifewire store.

nvm it's the fortune bank