BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS

BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS

AASSS

because it fucking cucks

*drinks Rolling Rock*

THIS GAME IS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

*continue to show game and dying to some bullshit mechanic*

THIS GAME IS FUCKING GARBAGE, I'D RATHER EAT THE SHIT FROM A DYING ORANGUTAN WHILE JACKING IT OFF

*drinks more Rolling Rock*

Okay the game isn't that bad, but the mechanics are really inconsistent. Sometimes you fall through the floor for no reason and you can't ever tell what's a wall or background. It's a shame because the game is actually pretty fun despite how glitchy it can be. It can be really frustrating dying to the same part in a level just to do it all over again.

*drinks Rolling Rock*

*game character comes in and tells the Nerd he's just shit at the game*

FUCK YOU

*ensure fight scene between the Nerd and the video game character*

OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT HUH YOU FUCK

*pulls down pants and shits on the video game character*

GO TO HELL, YOUR GAME FUCKING SUCKS

*explosion*

*Cinemassacre*

*fade to black*

He's flippin the bird he's givin the finger and I'm not makin this up

What in the unholy name of ass is this fuckness?

perfect

MEGAMAN'S

...

JUST no mans buy

I'm drinking rolling rock, with the rolling rocker

Fred Fuchs?

on the rolling rocker*

...

fresh tasty pasta just like mama used to make them

This game FUCKING SUCKS

and this game FUCKING SUCKS

and this game FUCKING SUCKS

Oh and the Mario game, THAT ONE FUCKING SUCKS TOO

I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT!?

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

Full motion video, as opposed to video that isn't full motion!

What exactly is wrong with having a cuckold fetish?

I DONT WANT RELIGION IN MY GAME

Good times.

How come AVGN stays mostly the same throughout the years, while other people like Jontron and NostalgiaCritic have changed so much? Their old content is nothing like their new content.

HEY