Why aren't you playing the 2016 game of the year RIGHT NOW?

Why aren't you playing the 2016 game of the year RIGHT NOW?

Out of Pokeballs on one account, on a Pidgey diet on the other

>Why aren't you playing the buggiest 2016 game?
Because it's shit.

I need actual gameplay

>Weedle/evolutions
>Caterpie/evolutions
>Venonat/Venomoth
>Scyther
>Pinsir

That's really not that many.

Kys

doesn't work, game loads up and then it closes

>game of the year
>game
Try again, user

Becauae my cellphone is not compatible.

Because it's 3am user

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It's 2am, I' m scared to go outside.

Go to bed europe

>Sameface Akariot

its not a bad little game, something to do on the way to work

I wouldn't even call it game. It's a walk and collectathon.

With harry potter go being made, I dread to think of the thousands apon thounsands of go games and copies that are going to be made.

Because Niantic literally JUST their own game.

Quite possibly the worst developer of 2016.

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so you're gonna pussy out? that pokemon you want is just sitting there around the corner waiting to be caught and you're too scared to go get it?

user, go, be a man and go do what we could only hope to do as children, go be the best of them all.

wtf is that a little baby arm

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Literally me.

>Pokevision down
>No in-game tracking
>Live semi-rurally, hardly ever any pokemon nearby, despite them being outside cities in every real pokemon game.
>City removed the pokestops and gyms from the cemetery down the street - literally the only ones for miles
>Not gonna pay fucking real money for pokeballs
>Game didn't give me items for leveling up properly most of the time anyway

Just not for me, user-kun.

If they ever fix it, I might give it a try.

It's not a game.

it provides amusement in an interactive format, its a game

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I provide amusement into ur mum every night, but it's not making me a game.

Because apart from the social trendy aspect it is a shitty game with microtransactions

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slut

more pokesluts

The idea is cool, I just wish it had the mechanics of a normal pokemon game instead of the shitty real time battling system they've got and the levelling and evolution mechanics that need you to catch two gorillion of the same pokemon.

I'm too much of a lardarse with no intention of interacting with other people. So that's why I prefer to sit at home and play vidya like the good old days

Because walking on the street while listening to music is more fun, engaging and varied than Pokemon Go.

Because I'm on my computer, idiot.

All you need to do is camp out at the mall or whatever 300-foot radius has the most Poke Stops, no walking or interaction required. I don't know why people keep going on about it.

This game is literally dead. What? No one's really playing it anymore, they took out the tracking and shat on the catch rates to make it more p2w. And once they release Gen 2 onward it will be RIP because normies do not give a fuck about any pokemon beside the original 151, and they don't even know the names of gen 1 pokemon either

Why is the Pokemon Go girl depicted as the sluttiest so far?

I like it.

Because the playable characters are depicted as in real life.

It's the same reason why the male trainer looks nerdy and is a bit chubby.

Except you get stuck because of your belly.