Why is she a Heavy class in Mario Kart?

Why is she a Heavy class in Mario Kart?

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She has a bubble butt.

Because she has the weight of the Galaxy inbetween her thighs

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Probably because she's very tall and therefore heavier than the average character.

To balance out the roster's weight ratio.

But Waluigi's tall too yet he was medium-weight in DD and DS.

I'm pretty sure in MK8 both him and Waluigi fall into the "cruiser" category, which is between average and heavy.

Post Rosalina's ass. It's hard to find decent pics.

Big ol' ass

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Because "HURR DURR TALL"

I really hate they got rid of the wario bike and nerfed bikes in general for MK8. Heavyweights on that thing were so good.

You guys are retarded, all three peach knockoffs have the exact same bodytype. The model is copy-pasted,

ROSALINA IS THICK!

HEAVY! CUTE!!!!!

Because she's tall and something about space. But really because Nintendo needs more heavy female characters without making fat ones. It also explains Pink Gold Peach.

They changed it. He's a heavy type now.

why is Rosa so perfect, Sup Forums?

99% of people playing MKWii used bikes.

Cute af.

It's a meme, you dip.

This. Japs know that fat girls are even more useless than fat men but at least the latter can be used for comedy. IE: Wario.

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git gud faggot, i wiped the floor with rosalina on bike

Cause we weren't casual fools. But it's just like Nintendo to go

>hey, what things are the more skilled playerbase using?
>bikes
>cool, let's nerf those
>but wasnt that the point of MK wii
>wasnt that the point of my dick in your mom

>Peach
>Add fringe
>Paint her blue

Ha ha, yeah, no.

>Mario KART
>Bikes were better

That's why.

>skill
>Mario Kart

Booty in under the dress dawg

>Who weighs more? Donkey Kong!
>The same as Bowser

she can't be both of these

>peach
>add better aesthetics and accessories
>change to better color
she's just objectively the best

MK Wii was one of the few kart games where you could actually stay in 1st due to skill despite items.

But you can see their asses quite clearly in their biker suits, they're the same.

Isn't she a mother

Expert Japanese character design folded over 100 times.

what.

If anything MK Wii was the worst offender of all, someone post Daisy's Destruction.webm.

Pants are just really tight

Only Hot Topic kids think fringes are a better aesthetic.

>daisy

Thats why. Pick a heavyweight and never get passed by anyone due to superior speed.

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Except she is far better designed than Peach

Her fat pussy weighs her down

No amount of weight can magically make your kart not get obliterated by 50 items at the same time right as you're about to reach the goal.

THICKNESS

Daisy's Destruction.webm would only be averted by being a very light character like or a baby which have good acceleration.

MK is also balanced enough where everyone from 2nd to 12th are fighting one another constantly so even if you get hit by one item, you're already on your way back in front. In MK8, thats when getting hit as a heavyweight absolutely sucks.

She can control the gravity around her. When she's on a planet she amps up the intensity

(You)

high test

Speaking of the girls' tight suits and asses, it' really fucking sad that Nintendo actually removed the leg spreading animations the biker girls had in MKWii.

MK8 didn't get the same or even reworked animations they were just flat out removed.

[Citation Needed]

>MK is also balanced enough where everyone from 2nd to 12th are fighting one another constantly so even if you get hit by one item, you're already on your way back in front
What game are you playing? Mario Kart? BALANCED?

Jesus fucking christ. A game where chance decides whether or not items will skullfuck you this match and make you go from 1st to last for the rest of the race is not balanced.

Any good Rosalina doujins?

Sounds like you just needed to git gud

A healthy weight at her size would be at least 225 punds

No, Nintendo are copyright Nazis regarding porn

you dont get a bullet bill unless you suck ass retard

Except there's tons of Nintendo porn doujins, especially Pokemon.

Then explain all those splatoon doujins

There's a bunch but they all have awful art.

The best you'll get is this Peach/Rosalina hentai game's CG.
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Nah, it's just more like Japan otaku don't really care about Mario girls if anything.

Sakurai

BECAUSE SHES SEVEN FOOT TALL

AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

The very fact that you get such OP item if you suck is what makes it shitty.

>Hackurai
>Authority over canon

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she has luma with her

There's also a bunch that are unscanned.

>Rosalina will never tease you for being shorter

Why. Are there so few fucking Peach/ Daisy/ Rosalina doujins? It seems the only one who does some is Sakura, and he usually doesn't even stick to that most of the time. It's downright aggravating. I wish the Japs would stop being pussies and just create doujin without fear from nintendo already. Just fucking release it on the internet under a codename. Fuck trying to be famous at comiket or some shit.

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She adds ice to the kart to make it heavier.

Again, another reason is because most doujin artists probably don't care about Mario girls. Most of them obsess over Granblue Fantasy, Kantai Collection, Love Live (etc), they aren't going to obsess over a franchise that's meant for children and families.

>BE
now we're talkin'

>It seems the only one who does some is Sakura
I just posted the cover of one from another artist 2 posts above you.

>Why is she a Heavy class in Mario Kart?

It's because of her undetectable dark matter cock. You can't see it but just so you know it's there.

>they aren't going to obsess over a franchise that's meant for children and families.
You mean like Pokemon?

I'd love to fantasize about the sexual teasing and mommy-pampering Rose could really give me for being 5'3 but it's nothing special because Mario is even shorter.

Fucking this

Sadly, there's only like one or two pictures of that nature of any of the Mario girls.

and even less that's not super lewd

>Sadly, there's only like one or two pictures of that nature of any of the Mario girls.
I'm sure a trip through deviantart and e621 will prove otherwise.

sketchy, simplistic art exactly like this is my fucking fetish but I can never figure out what tags I should look under so I just have to scrounge it up when it shows up on here

Okay, one or two pictures of decent quality, then.

Yeah but that one's shitty quality regardless.
>that raggedy-ann face

Why is Elsa from Frozen in Mario Kart?

Next Strikers game when?

>Next Strikers game when?
Actually never. Nintendo only cares about amiibos, DLC, and shovelware now. They've gotten real stingy with their licenses, too.

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I like this maymay

I just can't let it go

It's sad because this kind of thing is really common too

>and shovelware now
Then another Strikers is right up their alley, they keep pumping out other Mario sports games after all.

Waiting for an incredible resurgence on the NX, they've been holding out on us.

THICK

>keep pumping out

Sega developers the olympic games and the most recent sports game we got was a tennis game that is way late in the Wii U cycle. And they are all done by someone else and not Nintendo themselves. If you want another strikers game, hope that Nintendo loosens up on who can make games for them.

>that luigi at the end
every time

No. I know EXACTLY what you mean
That's why back when we had those "Choose Your Own Adventure Threads" I came buckets. /qst/ isnt even close the the same.
I'm sure if someone tried, we could get them back on here.

it's kinda cute

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>“It won’t appeal to PS4 fans. Nintendo seems set on trying to upgrade smartphone gamers.

>And they are all done by someone else and not Nintendo themselves
You mean like both Striker games?

Why do you say they've gotten stingy when their mario sports spinoffs are still being done by third parties like they've always have?

as terrible as that sounds, it's probably the best decision for nintendo