World's most influential speedrunner returns to the scene

You coming Sup Forums?

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>world's most influential speedrunner
So, not influential at all then?

read the stream title dickhead

Does it really think so highly of itself?

disturbing

Is that supposed to change anything? Retard.

>she's

i'm triggered

How can anyone be this deluded and arrogant?

look at the amount of viewers

eww
>she

Oh whoa, excuse me, that means they are influential!
Retard

>Narcissa

>Tranny
>Jew nose
>She

it's memeing

She needs someone to help with her hair or at least give her tips on what to do with it.

A fraction of his former viewer count
Its fucking nothing

oh god

>tfw life is in ruins and you have serious issues with bipolar disorder but you're still not as fucked up as this degenerate freakshow

Who?

Someone post the thing where hes crying

chat is comfy
everybody accepting her

Wait, that's a dude?
I thought it was a chick that really looked like a dude.

fuck off

I think the speedrunner in question might be you, OP. You get easily triggered. Retard.

That'd be one ugly ass chick.

Used to be called Cosmo.

looks like a school shooter

Remember when he would always paint his nails and people would ask if he was gay, and he'd claim it was because painting his nails allowed him to see his finger positions more easily in his peripheral vision so he didn't fuck up button inputs?

Lol

is he trying to look like a character in one of the N64 games?

i cant pin which character it is

is winwaker in chat a ban

It's hard to tell. He's stuck somewhere between male, female and vampire.

I'm not shallow in terms of appearance (iv'e tounged out a fat girls asshole before.)


But holy mother of fuck is "it" ugly. Jesus christ. He was cute as a guy.

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That loss to John really did a number on him at the Nintendo Championship.

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Why are these threads created, is it just shitposting actual ill will towards cosmo?

Cosmo has always had the fucked mouth, he just doesn't seem to eat or go outside anymore now.

>shilling for literal autists

fuck off

Did she get a nose extension?

you're a horrible person and kill urself

All e-celeb threads are shitposting. Schadenfreude from depressed losers that feel compulsion to bash people that get attention to feel better about themselves

children who are amused by e-drama and trannies, which lets be honest it's fucking hilarious that he named himself narcissa and like most traps he's a full blown neurotic with no self awareness

Chris Chan, Cosmo Wright, and Brianna Wu should form a rock band called Guitar >she-ro

>he

now called Wanda

Yeah, who eats fat chick ass? Disgusting.

>Cosmo
>a trap

>she

HAHAHHAHA

Id fuck her if no one else found out tbqh

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Who?
Viral

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Crazy people have the best sex though.

>Cosmo was his birth name
No wonder he's fucked up.

>her

>her

Cosmo narcissca is a faggot, but he was one of the primary parties responsible for founding the Speedrunning Scene.

Seriously? Thought that was only some internet nickname.

That's a myth, i find crazy people to be mediocre in bed. I'd rather fuck my hand than fuck someone with an extreme mental disorder.

>worlds most influential speedrunner
So influential he choked dicks at Mario Maker so hard he became a "woman"

>the way he tries so hard to copy the manerisms of a girl

Holy shit its pretty irritating.

>not knowing the lore
He's always been crazy and egoistic. The Nintendo World Championship may have hurt his ego some, but not as badly as having his "unbeatable" Ocarina of Time world record blown the fuck out by a literal who from Sweden.

I can do both of those things at once

JUST

>that moment when cosmo reverse transitions and takes the speedrunning world by storm

Did he actually say it was "unbeatable"? What a dumbass. Speedrunners should know better than anyone that no time is unbeatable, especially with a game as broken as OoT. You never know what kind of exploits might be discovered in the future to reduce the time.

No, he became a woman because his OOT speedrun got fucking destroyed and he couldn't reclaim his throne.
Mario Maker came after he started transitioning

Twisted by the dark side, young Cosmo has become. The speedrunner you watched set records, gone, he is, consumed by Narcissa.

That thing has to be either a nosferatu or a britbong.

Fucking kek

I'm tired as fuck and read that as

>transition speed run

Would that be a speedrun to see how quickly you can fuck your body up and look like an ugly woman?

Shit, I'd watch.

Narcissa is brave and beautiful.
She is a stunning, strong woman.

And she is American.

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>beautiful
You and i have a different understanding of the meaning of that word.

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Same.

Darth Narcissa.
Goes too well together

Not sure I can stand the creature's visage long enough to watch any of those

AY LMAO

Does it feel good to hurt others Sup Forums who hurt you?

>TP speedrun
God damn it's a fucking boring Zelda game to watch speedrun. Only thing worse is SS speedruns.

MM is better.

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>the good old days of sitting in cosmo's stream and spamming DENEN and HOOOOOOOOI will never come back
>it's his fault too
feels SO FUCKING BAD, MAN

Hell yeah

>tfw depressed asspie virgin with no friends and life isn't going anywhere
>but you still aren't cosmo or anthony burch

youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw

Just breathe, Sup Forums.

Yeah, life's pretty alright.

I'm dying. Got anymore like this?

To be fair he isn't a Mario speedrunner. He's better suited towards slower games like Zelda.

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GOAT IN GOAT IN

Anyone have the video of Narcissa crying listening to the Evangelion music?

why didnt he call himself wanda

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>TFW you have a terabyte and a half of porn on your machine and it's taking up almost all your videogame room
>TFW you want to delete some so your hard drives aren't constantly full
>TFW you can't bring yourself to delete it because it's entirely weird fetishy shit that's difficult to download since copyright goons clobber everything

This is deeply upsetting me.

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Apologize.

>literally picked Narcissa as a new name

Why does he lurk around in the darkness, just standing there waiting, just out of your peripheral vision, waiting to strike?

youtube.com/watch?v=_d3Bbc6HHRM#t=1m

>Narcissawright.wmv