Meanwhile, on NPC Sup Forums...
Meanwhile, on NPC Sup Forums
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Have you heard of the High Elves?
Spare a coin for the infiiiiirrrrrrm?
>train for 40 years to fulfill my role in helping the Chosen One as written in the Prophecy
>finally the day arrives
>there he is, the Chosen One
>oh shit oh shIT OH SHIT HE'S APPROACHING ME WHAT DO I DO
>CALM DOWN FAGGOT, YOU'VE GOT THIS, JUST REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING
"Welcome Chosen One, to ou-"
"NEXT"
>...okay, that's kind of odd, but whatever
"So anyw-"
"NEXT"
>wtfman.jpg
>little faggot just says NEXT every time I open my mouth
>after 2 minutes of this he just walks off
>mfw
Saw a shitposter the other day.
Pam param. Pam-pam param...
>the day has finally come
>after 25 years of daily training I finally became a knight
>now I can protect the king, and maybe even marry the princess one day
>first day at job
>some teenager with weird hairstyle and clothes holding a sword try to force his way into the castle
>he thinks he has any chance against me, a knight with double his age in combat experience
>I ready myself to quickly knock this little brat down
...
>he fucking wipes the floor with me
>I disappear into thin air
Aha! There you are, traveller! I've been instructed to deliver this message to you. It is for your eyes only. Farewell!
don't click this image
you can probably already guess what it is
Ayy
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the swamp? >
The kid woke up! >
AH HA HA HA HA >
N-no she wont. Right?
Trap card fuckboi
...
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w-woah
>tfw unnamed NPC doomed to a life of mediocrity and failure whenever crossing paths with the protagonist
Gigle
Your mother sucks dwarf cock
Sorry dude, off by 1
Check my 5 though
>protagonist talks shit to me
>kill his parents
>blame it on the villain
>he never finds out
I have always been an NPC because I never had control of my life.
okay wow I wasn't expecting this kind of deep
Good thing I still have the protection of immunity kittens and immunity gecko.
Also fuck off with this shit.
>beggar npcs except they beg for steam gifts
...
Are you certain you wish to learn witchcraft?
Fellows, I'm telling you; get a shop and stock health potions and aliment removal potions. You wouldn't believe how much gold you'll get, trust me.
How to spot an underage:
>Replies to a banzinga ur mom dies lol post
mom's sleeping right now
how the fuck do people actually get upset by these? is it autism or just taking the piss?
So is that Potion Seller a dick or what? Won't even sell you half the stuff he has in stock!
Did I just hear...?
WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK DIFFERENT. IT DIDNT LOOK LIKE THIS YESTERDAY. WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS, WHY ARE THERE FLOATING EXCLAMATION MARKS EVERYWHERE. Oh there comes our hero! Maybe he can save us from- WHY THE FUCK IS HE COPULATING WITH THAT GUARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
post like these and any variation of "sleep tight ___" should result in a 3 day ban
stop derailing shit with your unfunny forced memes
fuck
>derailed the thread by posting on-topic
ok
You actually get a 24-hour ban for just replying to one.
It's pretty much this.
Maybe you should look for a potion seller who sells weaker potions.
Sleep tight, cucka.
It feels like this
but you're secretly the dev the hole time
Babings
S-Sheldon... No...
Nothing can protect you from time
Traveler pls go
>on topic
fucking kill yourself