So this....... is the power..... of procedural generation

So this....... is the power..... of procedural generation......

that face made me think of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w88Srf39CQc

Delete this. You're making xir upset

LOL

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

TOP KEK

NU MALES BTFO

>trans guy
I never get what they mean by this. Is it a guy or a girl??

He was born girl.

Use the catalog

So it's a girl who wears boy clothes. Gotcha.

did they attach a penis on her vagina or what?

Do you hear that? I think I hear something. Yes, come a bit closer. You here? Okay listen

NOT. WORTH. 60. FUCKING. DOLLARSSS!

Well, it's complicated.
They grow some kind of penis from the clit.
Just like your chinese cartoons.

Looks like that weird baby with alien-like face.
You know the one, I don't have an image.

More testosterone than the average British """""man"""""

>You know the one
I do.

Thank you very much.
Fucking disgusting alienbabyhead.

Is that a seatbelt around its neck? What is this even from anyway.

I almost wanna say it looks good, but there's this air of autism around it.

>inb4 some shitposter derails the thread with Sup Forums shit
Keep it going guys, this is gonna be good

Dr. Who spinoff. The seatbelt thing is a hologram generator they use as a disguise.

it is the current year newfriend

this is the future

FAINTLY

>a hologram generator
Gotcha, it's a prop. But it's made out of a seat belt.

>Sup Forums shit
like what?

>creates look like animals you'd find on earth
>people get mad because they want them to look like aliens

>creatures look like bizarre aliens
>people get mad because they look weird

hmmm...

if only it were so simple

they actually take some tissue and nerve from the forearm and shape it into a vaguely penis shaped thing

That looks cool as fuck. What are you retards up in arms about now?

>center of the universe is pretentious bullshit
GAME OF THE YEEEEEEEEEEAR

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just fuck up my genes senpai

This.
I think no mans sky sucks, but its better to have weird aliens rather than purple dinosaurs.

Basically. I fucked one a few times. Was pretty good. Just a dike who though being masculine meant wearing a bowtie and short hair.

Its funny because the center of the universe would probably be pretty empty. You know since the universe is expanding, all the shit that was originally in the center would now be spread out around the universe.

Jesus Christ. You spazoids act like you have nothing to do but criticize a game you're not going to play anyway. How sad is that?

There are some realistic prosthesis too.
In change, they can't feel shit.

It is pretty sad but remember that we live in the same world where your own heart can kill us.

What?

user, it looks like garbage, just looj at that, it looks awful on every way. It has shit aesthetics and doesn't really look grand at all.

It is pretty sad but remember that we live in the same world where your own heart can kill you.

There I fixed it.

>Literally Big Bang

Do they still have a usable hole?

But that's just your shitty opinion. Why do you feel the need to keep expressing it when we're all going to buy the game and have fun anyway?

Only a butthole.

Because there is a thing called freedom of speech. Its a nice thing

>Only a butthole.
What a waste.

Freedom of speech does not preclude you from being a complete retard though.

Even if my opinion is retarded beyond belief, I still have a right to express it.

Not on here you retard. Freedom of speech protects your right to self expression on public property without getting imprisoned. It doesn't cover you on private property, like a fucking privately owned website.

the other thread hasn't even died yet.

I can say that I hate NMS and that it sucks.
You can disagree with me.

The end.
Any questions?

You can get banned by admins for being toxic. There, your freedom of speech is taken away.

This is true, but there's still nothing stopping him from saying those things here.

>Toxic

WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE

NMS fucking sucks because the only reason you would want to play it would be to explore space. But guess what you can already do that with space engine. How much does space engine cost? 0.00 €.

>TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MODS MODS MODS

>toxic

Tumblr is over there, faggot.

You have no concept of what value means. If I spend $0 on a game and never play it, it has less value than a game I spent $60 but play constantly.

Do you wanna explore space? Don't spend 60 fucking dollars on a shit space game when you could spend 0 dollars on a scientific space simulator.

kys

Nu-male cuck nigger faggot.

even if you're pretending to be retarded, I genuinely hope you die in a fire

>toxic is a word owned by tumblr and reddit

Jesus Christ go outside.

Just just my just just.

literally yes

I bet you're one of those people who would love a world where saying "I don't like gays" would lend you prison time.

>imgur filename

Youre only proving us right

I just want to see randomly generated aliens. I'll probably torrent this shit.

>game built around immersion
>have creatures that make no sense

I want to see unique and plausible alien lifeforms.

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Reminder that you can do anything in this game. Limitless possibilities.

Toxic just means anyone who is hateful towards people. I don't think Reddit has a patent on it.

fuck i loved these books as a child

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There's a planet In Gnome Ann's Pie where Hello Games created a great game.

How do you fuck up asteroids?

Shoot them? That might be a good start champ.

is this the infamous indian universe?

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since india is a super power they can poo in space instead of streets

what went wrong?

what's up with those shit textures

>the update is just lifeless temples and bug fixes
>players will experience MORE ROCKS
Gee Sean

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Why is everyone losing their shit over this?
It's not like the goal was to make all the creatures be stunningly beautiful and majestic.

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Why is everyone on Sup Forums such a mysoginist?

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>with a hint of minecraft and a hint of destiny and an ending thats a trailer for death stranding
>Minecraft's Stranding Destiny
>"A Hideo Kojima Game"

why do trump supporters ignore his glowing orange fake tan

>giant creature
>barren wasteland with nothing to eat

HOW?

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it eats the rocks

randomly mixing animal parts together was a mistake

>Center of the universe is the Godhand

GRIFFIIIIIIITH

i dont think thats sjw, that kinda is the view europe has of america

but then im a britfag and i dont think we're viewed particularly well either

Wait, that makes no fucking sense.
One creature doesn't develops long necks to reach big heights to eat when there are no big heights in that fucking dry moorland.
I already hate this game for it's inconsistencies.
Also it's against my religion.
And that on the left is a phallic representation that offends me as a man and a wizard.

>only thing game has going for it is procedural visuals
>looks like garbage

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i was born this way.

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>guts is an unlockable character only $4.99

Literally not the center of the galaxy but the procgen center of an "Atlas" space station.