Some people are taking Pokemon Go pretty serious

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fuck off back there kid

To be fair, the post doesn't really have anything to do with Pokemon GO, the only thing Pokemon GO did was put the people involved at the same place at the same time. Pokemon GO didn't make the dumbass kid throw rocks or push over some dude's new bike, Pokemon GO didn't make the owner of the bike go Harambe on the kid, this story could have happened at a school or gas station, Pokemon GO's relation to it is very minimal.

>throws a rock at someone and gets an assault charge

>fucks a kids face up and gets away with no charges

i smell bullshit

This

sounds like the owner chimped out because he was one of those numales in denial

No, you're wrong. Pokemon makes people violent. It's so obvious, it just goes without saying.

TOO LONG DIDN'T FUCKING READ

Well, at least that's never a problem when you have to read things written on your penis.

someone just edit the whole "so I was walking and that nigger blablabal" and replace the last panel with reddit ins tead of Sup Forums because that's ltierally what happened.

Can't you fuck off already?
Take your shitty reddit posts and keep them in reddit.

>go over and politely inform them to fuck off

Wow, that is really polite.

I've got a better one.

Does anyone here actually play Pokemon Go? I quit after the latest update nerfed the catch rate and outright removed pokemon tracking. I know /vg/ was full of botters before they broke it.

>mumble something into chest
>swallows the shame inherent in being a grown-ass man playing pokemon in public
>direct the anger into making up a story for the internet where you beat up jerks like batman
>update the story four times even though you're totally aloof
>just warning people it's a warzone out there, folks, best not talk shit to oily machinists or he'll assault literal children who won't stop TALKING SHIT

>>>/reddit/

>Wageslave mad at other people having fun

it's something fun to open during downtime, poke at, then put away

But you don't get it, he knocked down his $3k bike and scratched the paneling on it, as well!

These children are savages, I'm surprised he didn't need a flatbed trailer to come and tow his bike home after that

Great story.

Totally happened.

>go ouside
>meet assholes
WOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooowwwww bugged real life mechanics!

I never sprung for the data plan or whatever, so I only use wifi spots. Since I am boring, that limits me to pretty much work and home. I quit after a day or whatever. I doubt I would have kept up even if I had data though. Kind of a lame game. Oh, and I quit before it went to hell even.

why the fuck would you write things on your penis? dumb animeposter

This.
Shitty people got what they deserve. The only thing PoGo did was bring the parties together

I would get mad at people breaking my sit for fun, but I wouldn't use it to soapbox about pokemanz and vidya like that.

>throwing rock at someone's head

self-defense
based

it's the order of things. throwing a rock is a murder attempt more or less. espcially when aiming the head. so the other one is just defending. Just because you don't want to believe a rock can be lethal doesn't change the reality of the law

To remember things later? Why do you write things down ever?

wow I totally remember this reddit post totally happening
remember OP when I fucked your mom? That was real too

if someone throws a rock at your head you're well within your legal rights to bust them in the fucking face

The game was better with the scanner
Seeing a bunch of people running in the same direction with their phones in their face was pretty funny.

Was also nice to just walk around with pals. Now it's just a boring grindfest

wow I totally remember this reddit post totally happening
remember OP when I fucked your mom? That was real too

sounds pretty inconvenient to have to pull down your pants whenever you need to read your notes. Doubly so because I'd imagine you would have to be erect too to get a good ciew of the text.

I would call the cops on a 14 year old for scratching up my car but I wouldn't put hands on him

Literally reditposting

Nobody cares anymore right
I really need to leave this place and do something else

if it happened, which it didn't, he'd be all 'wow look at this damage to my bike! luckily as a responsible adult i have insurance' and people would be like 'oh no man that sucks'

but fucking lol at being baited by a literal child, then assaulting that child and physically attacking that child. way to show how hardcore and badass you were in your imaginary story, asshole!

Don't wear pants, then. Do you seriously need everything dumbed down for you? Go tip motorbikes, dipshit.

I've played for about 2 weeks and probably will keep playing for a bit more.
It gets me to go outside and take a walk, which is good. Otherwise I wouldn't leave my house much.

No the average adult would be what the fuck is wrong with you dipshit

Yeah but he's a hard workin' joe! He probably only has liability insurance on that expensive $3k bike he worked for 18 months to save up for the down payment on

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>Implying that the little shit didn't deserve it
Why shouldn't an asshole teen not learn that actions have consequences?

Same here. I was never really into Pokemon so maybe that's it. It was novel for a few weeks but quickly got boring.

>then assaulting that child
you are rewritting it for what purpose? You were the child?

Some punk just wanted to get his story out there for most views and says it is down to Pokemon Go.

FPBP

Subreddit is a saltmine.

>this is what redditors fantasise about

>f.f.fuck his bike I have a CAR
Also you are a white beta male pussy. Of course yuo wouldn't do shit. you'd call the cops to ask them to fine you for making the kid sad. We know it.

I agree with you but at the same time I can't fault the guy for beating the shit out of the asshole but it generally is enough to just call the cops and contact the parents and let them handle the punishment.

That is assuming that any of this is real of course.

>until he put his hands on me I was merely going to keep him there until the cops arrived
...but in the story he wrote, Autism Rage Man just leapt on the kid and started beating him up for ten minutes. in his own words, he flung the first tardpunch

keep on chimpin'

youtube.com/watch?v=kP91ZNL1Jnc

HERE'S A STORY THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED XD XD PLS UPBOAT
EDIT: THANKS FOR LE GOLD!!!!!!

What? You don't fantasize about beating people up and breaking their noses for imaginary stuff they did, then telling a rapturous audience on the internet how badass you were? Fucking downvoted

You're not from America are you?

Here in America throwing a rock at someone can get you charged with attempted murder, and that justifies beating the shit out of the person in self defense.

>Kid hits me in the chest and says "Do something bitch!"

Grade A fuckin' reading comprehension there.

good for that guy

It's called self-defense, the right to beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt you.

That gave me a justice boner.
God I love stories etc about dipshits who deserve get beat up, getting beat up.

i interpreted that as that I Want To Speak To The Manager Right Away, Mister poke in the chest. which doesn't really justify 'two black eyes and a broken nose', even in his imaginary fantasy revenge scenario

Nah, that's boring. I fantasize being a wizard and fistfighting demons in hell.

>Some gen Z tough-kiddy gets a taste of consequences for fucking with people in the real world
>"He assaulted a child! lol so baited, trolled hard"

Go outside you limpwristed faggot

if you reply to this post i'm going to drive to your house and beat you up

Funnily enough a local article was about a woman saying people should drop a lure at the hospital so the kids can catch some.

I fantasize having nano-augmentations like in Deus Ex so I can do all kinds of stupid practical jokes and get away with parkour while filming so I can get paid to say it was just a prank bro

Kid deserved to get his ass beat for more than just the hit in the chest anyways, assuming this actually happened, which it fucking didn't.

well to be fair you can certainly die if you get hit in the head with a rock

>wizard
>fistfighting

To be fair, he should have put a bullet in the little asshole's brain.

>not being a muscle wizard

>Who is muscle wizard

>reddit

stopped reading right there fuck off and get that cancer out of here summer fag

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This story is obviously false, cause those two chicks didn't even give him a threesome as a reward at the end.

h-hi

don't ever meme at me again

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Read the rules

>letting people disrespect you let alone kids.


What is civil service, coward.

Muscle Wizard ain't no meme senpai.
He the real deal.

he's batman, he's too busy defending the pokestop from children to m'lady at females

Some people need to go outside.
Or stay inside, I don't fucking know anymore.

> So I unsheathe my katana and slice them up
*tips fedora*
My justice boner got massive reading this
Upvoated

Look at all the probably underages that try to call attention to the fact its from a site they dont like instead of talking about the actual content

The internet has made people soft these days. They could talk trash behind a computer screen and not face any consequences, if anything, that little shitter deserved to be beaten the shit out of.

Back when I was a kid in arcades, if you would talk shit, you would get beaten an inch of your life because the guy you're fighting was right next to you.

The death of arcades in Murrica and the west coincides with the rise of underage faggotry, in my opinion, because they're so used to doing shit without any consequence. Don't respond if you don't agree with me

>"i don't care if it's real or not, i just want to hear things i agree with in an easily-shareable format"
>edit: haha thanks for the gold, i honestly hope you have a fantastic day
>trolls gonna troll. ha ha anyway back to my imaginary story of how trolled i was by children irl

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>THIS IS THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS NOT THE INTERNET WHERE YOU CAN MESS WITH PEOPLE WITH NO CONSEQUENCE.
>I am off with no consequences
it's like, the very next sentence. fucking poetry

Yeesh, I'm black and even I felt bad for the guy.

That's a pretty angry looking anime girl you got there, I didn't know they made them that mad.

What do the rules have to do with his post?

>Don't respond if you don't agree with me
This is either total faggotry or bait. I'm conflicted.

>guy is wearing a motorcycle helmet

i'd talk shit, but i don't want to be beaten to within an inch of my life

i'm going to throw rocks from afar instead. maybe tip his Hot Wheels scooter over desu

should've just shot the kid desu

>Don't respond if you don't agree with me
Are you being serious or ironic?

>Be wearing a bulletproof vest
>Get shot in the chest
>Can't defend myself

This is you

I disagree with you

At least it's not a food analogy.

>throw rock at a tank
>murder attempt

>you
>getting the point

It doesn't matter if the guy happened to be immune to rocks.

A rock hitting your head has enough potential to kill that throwing one at it is a murder attempt. Even with a helmet, you can get a concussion, which can kill you.

Don't go outside, you'd probably try to test it.

So what?

It doesn't really change the fact that kid assaulted him unprovoked. It means you can beat the crap out of him and to be honest - rightfully so.