Are you gonna show your kids old consoles? Let them experience old school gaming?

Are you gonna show your kids old consoles? Let them experience old school gaming?

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>implying Sup Forums can get married and have kids

>what is adoption of a cute little abandoned girl

I wouldn't want a front-loader NES. Fuck those.

Don't have to get married. Not to mention you can always end up with someone who already has a kid.

Sup Forumseddit is normie central, you dumbass clown

most people here have a healthy sex life. Must suck to be you, huh?

Pedophilia

Yeah but I won't force it on them. Making kids relieve your own childhood is sad and pathetic

LOL if you actually believe this.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Beat em ups probably and some platformers. The two genres that did it for me.

>end up with someone who already has a kid

Honestly I'd just be happy if they don't end up addicted to their cell phones and social media. That would be a huge plus.

No il probably try to keep them as far away from video games as possible and get them interested in sports or learning how to play an instrument, I don't want my kids to end up being loser shut ins like they're old man

who's the ugly chick?

I can't have children so no, probably not.

My wife's son makes me buy him a new PC with my tax return. I keep begging her to ask her boyfriend Jamal to do it instead, but she just screams at me not to interrupt them while they're having sex.

>falling for the having kids meme

>filthy breeders

Was there a "funny" joke in there?

what did she mean by this?

He only asked for memes.

She's gay right?

I'm gonna keep my kids as far as possible from video games

Do you even need to ask?

>consoles

No, they'll have the best experience by playing all the games on a computer.

it's like i'm really in 2014

She looks like a faggot

retarded casual =/= normie
source: Your life.

They won't. They get addicted to drugs and suck hobos in alleys for money instead. They're also transgender feminists.

I really miss 2014

Did you know it's possible to like playing video games AND like doing other activities as well?

why would i want to have kids?

Video games are increasingly become addicting due to their design. It's one thing to be hooked on adventure or platform games, another to be sucked into the newest MMO or Class-based FPS with unlockables and progression systems

>not letting your kids play Bloodborne
that's some shitty parenting

>"abandoned"

>topic
they can have my rom folders

>who that
maisey from game of thrones

>is she gay
probably I hear her and sansa want to do a scene...

Consoles have local multiplayer and PCs don't. They will want to play games together when they invite their friend over (that is even more true if they become friends with a poor kid).

A game being addictive still mostly depends on the person playing them.

jail, you disgusting freak. and in there you will be the cute abandoned one, if you know what i mean

Abandoned, stolen, whatever
Finders keepers

I want to see her on THROATED so badly.

>I'll increase your allowance if you can beat this game without cheating

MAISIE IS PRETTY UGGO, desu

how would sucking up hobos in alleys get them money?

Uh no.

Graphics were shit. I remember thinking the graphics were shit back then too. If I had a father that made me play it when there were other options because he's a sad nu-male cuck who thinks his kids need to know what """"""good"""""" classic video games are like, I'd kill myself because that's stupid as fuck.

The type of man that I'd imagine make his child play retro games is a fat, low testosterone, thick rimmed glasses wearing, slightly autistic, cuck. By the way, if your only hobby is video games and into adulthood you STILL spend all your time consuming media instead of creating anything, you're a sad human being. To force some meaningless (in the grand scheme of things) hobby onto your kids, because you want him to have "good vidya taste"(lmao) is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

If you have to make your kid play good video games, then your kid is already doomed. I mean, he's already forced to have some shitty cuck as a father, now he's made to play games he doesn't enjoy just so his dad can feel satisfied that his child plays "retro" games. If anything, you'd just force him off video games in general.

Who are quoting?

I was just thinking about this.

There's always those "How were you supposed to know how to jump into paintings in SM64?" meme threads, but I'm actually curious if kids today would know.

Is there any videos of this?

No I'm going to give them a Jade plant and if they can make it produce flowers I'll give them money as a reward.

Well, hold on. You need to clearly define "cheating."
Does HELPME count as cheating?
I think we all agree looking up the endgame passwords counts as cheating. But what about looking up route progressions/maps?

Does looking up turkey and subweapon locations count as cheating?
Would it have counted as cheating if my friend Chris told me how to fight Dracula back in 1993?

You need to draw some clear lines, user.

Yeah, we already have superior eyebrows

I was surprised to see my nephews turn off a modern Wii u game, to play a classic Sonic game on virtual console like it was no big deal.

>console keks actually believe this

Fuck yea, probably gonna start them off with old school Lego games and go from there

Remember, adoption by female is strength, is courage and it's powerful.

Adoption by male is pedophilia, perversion and fuck off perv.

Hopefully you didn't write that for too long.
(You)

Mai cosplays incoming?

Local multiplayer is dead. There's a reason why it's being phased out on consoles now.

>PC mustard race is in denial so much that they don't realize that consoles are better for people that like local multiplayer

God I fucking hate her

She disappeared from the internet last month. Pulled a Hannah Minx and just fucked off suddenly.

Literally only one game per year comes out with local multiplayer now.
If you're lucky.

My friends and I still couch-mode, but now I have to fucking drag my console over there and use his extra TV and set it all up in the living room.

It's a complete fucking chore, but I refuse to give up on bro-op.

>hook pc up to tv
>take 5 minutes setting up controls
>have access to limitless games from the majority of consoles

You can barely even find good multiplayer games for old consoles anymore in stores you gay nigger, just take a minute out of your shit eating for a superior experience.

Maybe back in 2004, yeah.

Both compsite and RF cables are plugged in. That's stupid. One of the two will be sending output nowhere. That's dumber than all the shit on her wrist and face combined.

wtf i hate (you) now.

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I'm literally married and having a daughter.

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>implying any adoption agency would even consider a Sup Forumsirgin to be a suitable parent

*your wife is having a daughter

I could actually see this as the premise of a shitty RomCom or something.

>something
The something you're looking for is hentai.

How come Nintendo is still doing it?

>suck hobos in alleys for money
that's fine
>They're also transgender feminists
well that offends me.

RIP Inuitinua, my eyebrowsfu

Maybe try not being a pedo

I'm going to raise my kid like he's in the military.

>I'M SCHO SCHOOPERIOR TO ALL THEECH DUMB NORMIES!!

>he's a sad nu-male cuck who thinks his kids need to know what """"""good"""""" classic video games are like, I'd kill myself because that's stupid as fuck.
>The type of man that I'd imagine make his child play retro games is a fat, low testosterone, thick rimmed glasses wearing, slightly autistic, cuck
>if your only hobby is video games and into adulthood you STILL spend all your time consuming media instead of creating anything, you're a sad human being.
is this projection, the post?

>tfw gayfag

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No, because shackling your kid's experiences to the ones you had as a kid is shitty parenting and is what breeds both the hipster menace as well as ridiculous ultra conservatives.

good , we need more slaves ready to pull the trigger

Yes, adoption agencies just hand out kids like that to anybody who asks nice enough.

Bought my newphew a raspberry Pi 3B, installed retropi, bought a 128GB card, filled it to the brim with SNES, NES, Megadrive, SCUMMVM , Amiga, GBA, GB, PSP, PS1, N64 etc games, hooked up an unused DS3 controller.
All for 100 bucks.
He fucking loves it and has enough games for a lifetime.
Meanwhile cucks on Sup Forums flip out when Nintendo releases a retro "console" with 30 NES games at 60 bucks.

For your partner's longing for offspring.

Sounds better than a world of "progressive" retards senpai.

You don't need to add anything to "fag" if you're talking about being gay, user.

and youre literally lieing

Nothing wrong with moderate progressive stances.

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>yfw she's 18

>lieing
There is no such word.

if his wife is having a daughter, then so is he ? what am I missing here

Am I the only one that thinks she's cute? Her goblin-like features get me going.

Oh it's this fucking shit again.

She has some child bearing hips though.

The stupid cuck meme that's beeing forced everywhere.

She seems like the kind of girl who would be GOAT at grinding on your dick and forcing you to cum inside her

>letting your children play video games
AHHAHA
no