stories thread
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>I went into GameStop and asked for Yakuza 3 and 4
>it wasn't in that shop
>they told me where to find it at a different location
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>am PCfag
>Steam, GOG, Gamersgate have all the games I need
>never need to walking into Gamestop
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>Live in a country with no GAMESTOP
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>walk in
>see fat nerds and kids everywhere and a couple of rednecks
>leave immediately
That was 4 years ago
>walk into gamestop
>buy game
FUCKING GAMESTOP
I'm still really mad about this.
I went to game stop to preorder Windwaker to get that sick ass ganon figure. I mentioned it to the guy when I was pre ordering it
>"Yeah it comes with that ganon figure which is pretty cool."
Just making light conversation, but when I go to pick it up he fucking preordered me the Link figma thing. I asked about the ganon thing and he said they didn't have any available.
I just took the figma and left, honestly I'm still pissed about it.
>go to Gamestop
>see a game there cheaper than at other places
>buy game
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>any game being cheaper in Gamestop than in other places
>ever
Fake
>Go to EB GAMES
>Hoping to find SMT: Strange Journey in the DS section
>Walls upon walls of shovelware, sports games and licensed shit
>Hanna Montana, NBA, mini game collections, it's all there
>No Strange Journey of course
FUCKING NORMIES RUINING THE SECOND HAND MARKET
>walk into the microsoft store, pen for my surface doesn't work
>I have an appointment
>takes the indian guy almost 3 whole minutes to get to me
>Asks me about my problem, tests my pen on my surface and determines it indeed is not working
>dissapears for a couple minutes
>comes back with a new pen
>"we don't have that model anymore, but you can have this one"
>Leave the store
fucking botnet bullshit, I'm switching to Linux
>Walk into Gamestop few days before 18 bday
>Want to pick up MH 3 Ultimate
>Try trading in games, can't this time
>Say there's a new policy where you have to be 18 to trade in games
>Come back on my birthday and different employee tells me that policy doesn't exist
FUCKIN GAMESTOP
Its REEEEEEsellers user. I would know:^)
>use up all my gamestop gift cards/trade in credit
>get bestbuy's GCU
>never go to gamestop again
FUCKING GAMESTOP
this was when they were selling their PS2 games away for with a buy 3 for 10€ deal, and they still had good stuff left.
Jewish resellers hoarding the good stuff, normalfags dumping off their sports games, they're all cancer.
>go in to gamestop
>looking for Anime games
>girl behind the counter asks if I need help
>say no
>my pants legs are a bit long
>step on pant leg while walking
>pants get pulled down a little and I don't realize
>directly in front of her and bend over
>she calls me over
>sir you might want to pull your pants up so other people can't see
>she smiles
>realize what she means
>mfw wearing pale pink panties with a big bow on the back
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>go to GAMESTOP
>buy the game and pay
>then leave
FUCKING GAMESTOP
The second guy was wrong. I've seen multiple people get carded for trades in various gamestops all over the city.
>go in gamestop
>walk past counter
>fart
>tell beta behind the counter "that was you"
>go home
HECK
>go to gamestop
>10 minutes in and decided to buy Dark Souls 3
>walk to the counter
>no wallet in pocket
>be fit and black
>every time i go to shitstop get asked if i want a basketball game
>say no and ask for anime game
>get salty looks the entire transaction
FUCKING GAMESTOP
kill yourself
Who is this splooch mooch?
Are you memeing or being serious?
I don't think I've ever been suggested a game when I go to gamestop
>go to any gamestop
>ask for any game
>do you want used or new?
>new
>gives me a look like "that's not what you're supposed to say"
fucking pencil dicked nerds.
Why? =(
im being 100% real they do it sporadically.
>inside gamestop for half an hour
>"hello sir, are you going to buy anything?"
>"no"
>Recently bought R&C: All 4 One about two weeks ago.
>First week I was stuck with it, not being able to play it.
>Reason? The guy gave me a defective copy
Granted I returned it and got a working copy at the same store but.......FUCKING GAMESTOP
Sure, I can repost the pasta I wrote out a while ago
>walk into EB Games
>wait through lineup and tell clerk I'm there for my FE Fates SE preorder
>he pokes at the computer to confirm my order
>he squats down and opens the bottom drawer behind him and starts rummaging through it
>I can see in the drawer, they have 3 copies with pieces of paper horribly stuck on with those round seal sticker things
>he finds my copy
>while standing up, for some reason he throws it spinning directly up
>he seems to lose his balance slightly from the effort of standing...
>he fails to catch my FE Fates SE, it kinda knocks off his hand and flys like 12 feet away
>I stare at him as he walks over picks it up and brings it back to me
>one of the corners is plainly dented in
>I tell him I don't want that copy anymore because he's damaged it
>he says he can't switch it because that piece of paper has my name written on it
>I insist
>he gives in and grabs me a different copy
>after ringing me up I notice him pull my name off my ex-copy
>he's careless about it, as the circular sticker passes a seam it starts tearing the box off, and rips an inch by inch & half chunk of the box art off
>the piece of paper on mine had the name written on with ballpoint pen, which forever indented itself onto my box
>Alexander Chan, I'm sorry your copy got totally fucked up when I tried to pick it up
Well if course nobody wants used copies. I'd rather rot in a garbage dump than get a game in one of those shitty gamestop cases covered in price stickers front and back.
God, I hate seeing those things.
You can probably buy it on eBay at this point
...
>mfw i found tales of vesperia at an EB Games
>only place I could fucking find it for 360
>Leaving the house without your wallet
Life must be so different when your mother drives you everywhere.
Have you done the survey they always shill? One of the question lines is "did they suggest a game and did you buy it". If they don't suggest shit it hurts their survey scores.
Last week I walked into gamestop because my gf was thinking about getting a 3DS.
Im just checking out the toys and figures while she looks at the 3DSs when I over hear a guy complaining.
The gamestop wants to pay 1 cent per N64 game he has and 5 dollars for the N64.
The guy is fed up and leaves, and I chase after him and offer him 20 bucks saying its all I have on me. He says "fuck it" and hands me his bag.
It had 4 controllers, every mario party for the N64, 4 copies of Jet force Gemini, conkers bad fur day, pokemon stadium 1 and 2, rampage 1 and 2, and LOZ OoT and MM gold cart.
FUCKING GAMESTOP
Use the website to find used copies of obscure games. I got a Strange Journey cart a couple years ago for $12 at a slightly out of the way Gamestop.
Life must be so different when I'm driving your mom
>walk into gamestop
>ask if they have a copy of pokemon conquest
>guy goes to the back room to look for it
>my friend says she really likes the tales of xillia 2 poster they have on display
>dude comes back, says they don't have pokemon, apologizes
>he gives me a free kingdom hearts poster to make up for it
>he gives my friend that tales poster too
F-fucking Gamestop?
>go to gamestop
>shooting the shit while I buy vidya
>guy asks me to please take some free crap because they can't get rid of it
>some some skylander shit and a MH pin
Gamestop employees are pretty cool
There are some qt grills who talk about games and look you in the eye like a normal human being
Except there was this one time I swear this girl was spilling her spaghetti on me
I walked into a GameStop and asked if they had any of those new doom posters left they gave me 20 since not that many people preordered it and now I have 18 posters just lying around.
>The store is called GAMESTOP.COM
>all that fucking clutter blocking the entrance
Why even have shelves? Just throw all the games in a massive fucking pile and have people wade through the shit to get what they want. It would be easier.
>Walk into gamestop with gf
>Nerds all over the place
>Few of them eavesdrop on our conversations and try to talk to my QT 3.14 AZN GAMER GF
>"OH YOU LIKE THAT GAME TOO HAVE YOU TRIED X?!?!?"
>smells like fermented cheese.
>Laugh it off and say "WE never tried it but WE're looking for new games."
>Get some games and wait in queue with my arm around her because FUCKING BETA NERDS DONT KNOW NO BOUNDS STOP TALKING TO HER REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be in second hand game store
>browsing
>LOLsorandom friend hugs me from behind
>spill hot chocolate all over the Wii games
>we leave and pretend nothing happened
Never be a faghag with a girl. They are idiots.
IT WAS YOOOOUUUUU
THERE WAS FUCKING COPY OF RHYTHM HEAVEN FEVER IN THAT
>go yesterday
>friend picking up DW for a bday present to our buddy
>ask clerk if they got their Arceus codes in
>how many you want user
>two please and thank you
>friend checking out
>do you want the warranty
>sure because its a present but we are old school and take care of games
>bullshit with clerk about people growing up who trashed their games
>take our leave
FUCKING GAMESTOP
...
Who is this thicc semen demon?
Wat
Oh boy, where to begin...
...
You leave the house without your wallet? You do realize without an ID they can detain you until they figure out who you are right?
DON'T
>go to buy Mario 3D Land
>they're giving customers who buy mario games a mario or tanooki hat because they can't get rid of them
>mention that I can't decide
>they give me one of each
Everything turned out fine
Damn good deal user.
Last time I went to Gamestop was when it was still called Funco land. Went in to buy some Pokemon cards and the cashier berated me for being too old, even though I was only 9 years old.
Lel user they were so alpha that they were hollering at your girl even though you were next to her.
Kek
CALL
i just remembered
>going to pick up Smash 3DS on release day (yeah I know) before classes at about 10am friday morning
>get there a little early, have to wait 5 minutes for gamestop to open at 10
>it's raining
>I go to stand underneath the awning near the gamestop instead of waiting in my car like anyone sane would've
>this turboautist wearing cargo shorts, sandals, a super smash bros t-shirt and a scruffy neckbeard
>he asks me if I'm here for smash
>I tell him yes, he asks me if I'm going to the university after I get the game
>I stupidly tell him yes
>he asks me for a ride
>I feel bad for the guy, it's raining pretty hard and he's wearing shorts and sandals about two miles off campus
>he's quiet most of the car ride, but near the end he proclaims he has autism and finds it hard to make friends
>I try to talk my way around becoming friends with this guy "no I don't have a facebook" "no I don't know what my friend codes are"
>drop him off at campus and go sit in the parking lot playing smash for the remaining 20 minutes before my class started
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>ps4 controllers joystick has a deadzone
>go to FUCKING GAMESTOP
>buy a used controller there
>it works perfectly
>return my broken one
>get all my money back
>and get a fixed controller
FUCKING GAMESTOP
Gamestop if fucking great for this kind of stuff.
If you're nice and shoot the shit with them while the store is empty they'll like you and probably give you free shit the store can't get rid of
EBay my man
>Go to local game store to buy Sly 4 on release day
>They don't have it
>Walk over to Gamestop across the street
>Buy Sly 4
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>go to gamestop
>a shit ton of people inside
>walk around, look at various stuff
>decide to buy a copy of MGS4
>weird tall guy behind me in the queue
>pay and quickly walk out
>back at home
>notice warm cum all over my back
FUCKING GAMESTOP. HAPPENED THREE WEEKS AGO, I BET IT WAS ONE OF YOU FUCKING FAGS.
Storytime, user?
GOOD JOB user!
oh wait...
>wait in queue
Britbong detected
>GameStop bankrupt in my country
Well, I didn't even knew they opened here.
>go into store
>choose game
>pay for it at the counter
>leave
Stop being autistic
There isn't much of a story honestly.
I went to gamestop to pick up some game, the girl behind the counter was stuttering a lot when she was talking and wouldn't look me in the eye.
She kept bringing up games when I was trying to give the signal that I need to leave but she kept going on and on, was a little out of breath and couldn't stop stuttering.
>Walked into Gamestop
>everything was super overpriced including the used games
>walked out of Gamestop
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>walk into GAME
>buy game
>leave
haha
>Go to gamestop
>See PS3 with no games for 150
>Go to the rack grab ten random games that are prices .99 cents
>Get PS3 and games
>Cute chick behind the counter so got dat warranty
>Go home and try to play the games
>1 out of the 10 works
>Uncharted Drake's Fortune
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>go into gamestop
>buy gta v for my nephew
>accidentally bought the xb1 version and I find out he has a ps4
>return it right then and there
>get 0.0000000001% of a penny in store credit
FUCKING GAMESTOP
Gamestop can detain you?
Hijacking this thread to make it a Micro Center stories thread
>Walk into Micro Center
>Have 400$ to build a PC with, circa 2012. Already have a case, hard drive, ram
>Ask employees politely for assistance like a normal person
>They give me a discount for being polite and social with them, and the standard deal for buying a CPU and MoBo together
>Walk out of Micro Center with a ASRock 990FX MoBo, FX-6300 AMD processor, and a Radeon R9 270 GFX card and a 450W PSU for less than 350$.
>Finally saved up enough money for a PS3.
>Buy it used, and go over it to make sure it's not covered in grime of sticker residue.
>Realize it only has HDMI ports, and that all my tvs use AV cables.
>Express this concern out loud.
>Clerk throws in a MadCatz HDMI to AV converter free.
FUCKING GAMESTOP.
>Citizen's Arrest
It's a dangerous world out there user
PS3s had AV connections at least my slim version did not sure about the superslim.
You didn't know?
Damn, that's awesome. If that's real, good job.
>Radeon R9 270
Nice story but that card didnt exist in 2012
>break up with my girlfriend recently
>feeling unconfident
>try to go to bank with bag of change to convert it to cash
>bank closed
>go to games tomato pre-order DMC4SE
>it's digital only
>get PSN gift card instead
>talking to qt nerd girl while high school grunt employee counts my change
>finish business, thanks them
>return shortly after, ask her to go out for ice cream
>looks at me in disbelief
>"I could be down for some friend ice cream..?" she says
>has a boyfriend
>no thanks, sorry, bye
f-FUCKING Game stop
>Go to gamestop
>Security guard gives me a strange look
>"What will you be purchasing sir"
>Tell him I'm just here to pick up a copy of the latest Senran Kagura game
>"and do you have your ID with you?"
>Wha, I, uh
>"Sir you've been selected for a random detainment"
>Spend the night in Gamestop jail.
I honestly don't know why I still go there.
>walk into gamestop
>store is 90% toys, clothing and collectibles that just happen to be gaming related
>it's not even good stuff - just minecraft and skylanders shit
I mean I know no one but kids and the infortunate parents they drag along with them shop there anymore but still.
Oh, right,
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>tfw GAME doesn't have shops in my country anymore because FUCKING GAMESTOP was taking away its customers
>infortunate
>go in to Ebgames
>looking for #FE since it just came out the day before
>search for a bit then finally find the usual empty case
>go up to the counter and hand it to them so they can get me a new copy like the price sticker indicates
>the guy at the counter just looks at me
>"sorry we're all out, they mainly give us pre order copies now so you should have pre-ordered"
>I can tell he's just trying to get me to start pre-ordering and shoo me away at the same time
>I simply look at him and say "that's fucking bullshit"
>Leave Ebgames and easily find a copy at mom and pop game store
Fucking Ebgames
>If you don't reserve you don't deserve
It's the line they usually give
>You do realize without an ID they can detain you until they figure out who you are right?
Nice land of the free you got there amerifats
That's weird that yours was HDMI only, I bought a superslim a couple years and it came with AV cables and ports, and that shit is the most recent model
You also have to have like $5 on you at all times, or you can get arrested for loitering.
And that's shit since I'm not going to reserve the game at a location in a mall I rarely go to since it takes a while to get there
I walked in to the store
Bought a Game
Played it for about five days
Returned it
Was satisfied
>tfw you remember you bought Raccoon City
Which is a fair point, but also there are some games that they don't send excess of, FE might have been one of them.
I remember reserving rune factory at my local gamestop and they had literally only two copies in stock because two people preordered them
>go to blockbuster to pick up Little big Planet 3 on launch day
>"nah we might get it in 2 weeks"
>go home, check social media cause im bored and have no new vidya
>post from blockbuster about gta v next gen
>nothing but complaints in comments
>apparently despite pushing pre-orders so much in marketing they never get games until 2 weeks later
eventually I just stopped buying retail to avoid the trouble, glad the mexican branch finally went out of business. I also had a wonderful experience at the same store where they gave my english Halo 4 copy to someone else and tried to brush it off, giving the standard "we can't do anything" speech. One call to corporate and suddenly they were able to order a new copy from the provider.
I'm glad that Gamestop is dying, proves that shit service gets you nowhere as a business
>walk into gamestop
>buy game with my discount and have a good chat with my friend the manager when i can
FUCKING GAMESTOP