Some people are taking Pokemon Go pretty seriously

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Sounds like he was taking harrassment, property damge, and assault seriously to me. Pokemon had almost nothing to do with this story.

How often are you gonna make this thread?
Still don't get what it has to do with pokeymans

we've had this thread literally a few hours ago

Hoo boy, that whole troll culture doesn't work too well offline, does it?

Well, it hit the post limit, you see. Here's the old one:

RaRE insight into the psyche of a Pokemon Go player, in his own words.

I really can't see what this has to do with pokemon go apart from the fact he was playing it at the time.

Is this like how people who play videogames then shoot up a school blame the videogames?

Almost nothing to do with pokemon go. Kids were just being assholes and deserve to have their ass beat.

>Sexual Harassment
>Touching some girls
>Filed a sexual assault case for touching

Fucking A, our society is fucked, so what if the kid touched a girl, he had more balls that Mr. Introvert Pokeman Go here. This everything is becoming sexual harassment bullshit is just making more beta male cucks.

I don't play pokemon but kicking someone's bike over is an asshole move.

>Pokemon GO
>Reddit
>Not actually vidya
Fuck off

>someone that uses the reddit hugbox
>able to beat anyone up

kek

xD

That's hardcore, bro.

this is how to spot a reddit, when their post just merely touches on a subject and the rest goes off in a tangent, also not video games

you don't touch women that don't want to be touched, simple as that. the kids are lucky they live in a cucked country, where im from the girls boyfriend and/or father would put him in a trunk of a car and drive him into the woods, where they would kick the shit out of him then leave him stranded in the middle of the night.

The number of expletives leads me to believe this story isn't completely true.

Huh. Got anymore of them angry computer images?

Keep your hands to yourself you literal autist

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That's good lesson and good post, I'd fuck them up too. Fuck off kiddo, fucking millennial scum do you think you are tough?. Sage this thread.

Why are there people who think this isn't fake as fuck?

The story is completely fabricated, just like 100% of everything on reddit.

Why do you believe this is true? Justify yourself.

TL;DR
Someone gimme a run down.

Guy made up a story on reddit to make himself look badass.

I see greasy machinists riding sick motorcycles and beating up high school brats every day.

In the old country, we'd shoot someone if they manhandled our women.

>people used real life currency to gift this guy fake Reddit currency that he can't even use

>Guy made up a story on reddit to make himself look badass.
So virtually every post in reddit?

Jared

I've seen similar happen without Pokemon shit, but everyone got in trouble including me because I was watching them instead of playing basketball. It was amazing seeing the lanky autist beat the shit out of two HS sophmore kids and then freeze up when security snd some random adults scold everyone there. I got grounded for a week just because I decided to sit on a bench and watch them fight and scream at each other.

Dont know why a 25 year old would beat on some kids though.

>you don't touch women that don't want to be touched, simple as that.
You don't touch ANYONE who doesn't want to be touched. Regardless of gender. You fucking white knight.

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Apparently two people paid $4 for this load of bullshit also.

I wouldn't even make up stories to get gold over there. It'd be funny that people spent money if I lied about being abused by my husband or something, but then the money would go to reddit, so why even bother?

Was Sundowner right about kids cruelty?

What does leddit gold even do?

You don't know the specifics. faggot. Fuck off and keep your hands to yourself.

Well, I got it one time from a Bernie Sanders guy giving to anyone who said they would vote for him for something. I'm Canadian. Anyway, you get a special pass to enter the pretentious subreddit for gold members. There's a few other bonus things you get, but I can't remember them, so they can't be that great. I feel like you got access to a randomized porn roulette, but I don't know why I am remembering that.

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>keep your hands off the ladies
>I'm a really introverted guy

>talking shit
>throwing rocks at strangers
>pushing over said strangers motorcycle
>punching said already pissed off stranger in the chest
>"why would a guy in his mid-20's beat on some teenager?"
Gee, user, I wonder why.

I see nothing wrong with this, about time a redditfag isn't a complete pussy

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t. beta white knight

For you.

>being charged with assault (throwing rocks at people)
I'm fairly certain that's battery not assault. I doubt a police officer would make that mistake.

Expected something like this at the end
>Now at this point I put my phone into my pocket and calmly walk over
>Kid approaches me, dosomethingbitch's me
>longstoryshort.jpg
>Kid grows tumours, dogwalker+2girls1dog pry me off like an alicator pries off the arm of an indian performer
>Officer approaches after taking his time as usual
>He shows his badge, he was so scary
>"Sir, I'm going to need something"
>"What do you want from me, officer?"
>And the officer bent down and said “I need about treefiddy.”
>It was about that time I noticed this cute little officer was about 500 feet tall creature from the paleolithic era
>It was that damn Lapras monster
>And I said monster I ain't giving you tree fiddy!

>things that never happened: the post

he got harassed I'm sure, but rest is pure walter mitty BS

Actual story
>Some fat neckbeard got off work from McDonalds
>Some teenagers gave him a good natured jibe over his McDonalds uniform
>He laughed awkwardly then muttered "B..B..B..ack the fuckkk up" under his breath
>Went home to tell everyone how he showed those punk kids and some chick totally fell in love with him in the process

>being reasonable and withholding accusations unless I have all the info available to me makes me a beta white knight
End yourself.

>only fat losers like me use the internet

Only fat losers play pokemon go and work at McDonalds

Note the number of times he insulted the kid does this really sound like a guy who is happy with the end result?

Also note the orange underline
>They're the smallest part of my day
Says the guy who posted the whole story to reddit for karma whoring

That post does not belong on a Pokemon GO website because it isn't relevant to what happened. Its also bullshit. I'll tell you what happened.

>Loser 25 year old gets off work and goes to play Pokemon GO by himself
>sees a group of guys probably yell ''hey baby'' to a girl
>They notice he is playing Pokemon at 25 and say shit like "aren't you a little old to be playing that?" "get a life"
>he doesn't say or do anything
>he instead comes to cry about it and get circlejerked by internet buddies since he has no one in real life to talk to about the experience
>he can't come off as a loser cry baby 25 year old manchild so he invents a job he thinks in ''manly'' as well as him being a hero for m'lady

>only fat losers play Pokemon GO
This just in, most of the young person population are fat losers

Sup Forums isn't fat.

Sitting around playing vidya for dozens of hours and forgetting to eat makes you a pasty whimp.

Why would he speak highly of the little shit?
Obviously he doesn't feel like he wrecked the brat enough.