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how can rtz ever win a valve event with this autistic fuck dragging him down?

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>EE is the one dragging RTC down

No idea, his autism is beyond my understanding. And then EternalEnvy is a problem too.

name just 1 thing wrong with EE

>it's all EE's fault the serial teamwrecker can't win a TI!

fuckin eceleb nuthuggers

>implying it isn't the opposite

It's funny because that autistic fuck actually won a lan major before RTZ

reminder

Im glad you have basic reading comprehension and can understand what OP said

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he likes chinese cartoons

what is happenign here?

teamwrecking

What did he mean by this?

>Yet again is the best player on his team
>Loses out on yet another TI

Being RTC is suffering.

I know he has commitment issues but I feel sorry for my boy

>kuro was left
>artour was right

I miss the old Artour.

His turkish overlord keeps making him team hop to steal talent from EG

universe fell for it for a major, unfortunately

Its just puppey and ppd trying to destroy each others team with the team destroyer.

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EE actually played decently on Day 1 and 3. Day 2 is when he really shit the bed. And, honestly, some of that can definitely be put on Puppey and his drafts.

Don't get me wrong Artour is playing his heart out. Bulba has made a mistake or two, but been consistent. Same wth Pie, and there's not a whole lot you can do when you're the ward bitch and your team is 20 kills in the hole.

But Puppey...Jesus, dude. He had one good Kunkka game and the rest were just painful. Even his axe is suffering. I think he finally got a hold of himself in the Liquid game 2. Artour on Timber and EE on Terrorblade is exactly what they needed

Remember when Secret didn't have arteezy and won a major?

Then they fired the two players responsible and replaced them with arteezy?

Then they started coming last in everything?

>secret in lower bracket
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What's this from?

>tfw your mum buys you fake yeezys
>tfw I have no face

this. puppeys draft are just awful in the majority of the games

Secret was absolute shit leading up to Shanghai and only won out of bracket luck and a lack of Chinese. Everyone was on the "kick Misery" train then. It's not like he magically got better. People used to fucking despite w33 too, but the little shit finally wins something and people suddenly care? Fucking Christ, people only like those two and DC because it's hipsters circle jerking themselves

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Yet strangely now the team with misery and w33 are in the upper bracket yet secret are poised to come 14th?

The main problem is EE and Arteezy excell well on farming heros.

When puppy starts picking utility heros like batrider and slarder for EE, that's when things go to complete fucking hot garbage.

EE just needs his TB and it's a confirmed win.

w33 is actually a legit good player and the only reason people hated him was because redditors were mad about him using cheats in a lobby but noone else gave a shit.

Now he's on his way to at least top 6.

>people only like those two and DC because it's hipsters circle jerking themselves

people only like dc cuz this is their stand in

EE is seriously so fucking shit

Secret has literally always been a shit team with good moments. Digital Cucks finally got their shit together with a decent line up. Yeah, they're in the upper bracket now, but their biggest claim to fame up until this point is repeatedly beating Complexity. Don't fucking fool yourself, you don't like DC, Misery, or w33. You just don't like Secret.

How do we get rid of Slacks? He's single-handedly ruining digital sports.

i honestly stopped watching dota event shit after slacks got popular

i don't know how one man can be so unfunny. i miss yames

Why do people like this guy? I'm genuinely curious beccause every time I see this guy its beyond cringy and everything feels forced and unnecessary. When he appears on the screen I immediately get the urge to to just switch that shit and wait till hes done. I haven't seen him do anything funny at all, yet people from reddit love him to death?

memes

I only like the true inheritors of the fuccboi's legacy OG

never forget
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He makes good memes. And the memes looked like cringy shit but he put a lot of effort to make it look like cringe shit.

If you look on the details of his works since his "hero voices" up until now, his contents are top notch.

Also he looks like a normal person so that's a plus.

I like them myself. I just wish they weren't so dominant all the time. Kind of takes the fun away, you know?

Someone post the picture of Pieliedie watching EE's screen. You know the one.

Please someone lie to me. Tell me secret can win this Ti for the boys.

When the nigga talks he's genuinely funny. His streams are gold. He spent over 7 hours beating the dark souls 3 first Boss with bare fists alone.

Yea Slacks has always been the worst part of the Dota community to me. And it's sad because Dota NEEDS more "fun" stuff since everyone takes it so seriously. It's a bummer the only person to stand up and try was Pyrion (who's great but never makes stuff anymore) and Slacks (hacky easy jokes).

He TRIES to make his stuff bad? What?

i know which one but too lazy to search r/d2

He's family friendly 2GD

Charlie is pretty fun

there are enjoyable cringe memes and there are bad cringe memes

I think the main problem is that EE and RTC PLAYS THE FUCKING EXACTLY SAME ROLL


Seriously fuck Puppey and his shit draft too.

its gonna be TI4 all over again

>this is the level of conflict that warrants a story about the drama in the e-sports scene
wow

CHOTTO

i think ur the new generation who doesnt get all these inside memes yet but you'll get there soon

I hope MVP beats OG tomorrow and wins the whole thing.

No TI winner has ever started the main event from the losers bracket. But hey, this ti meta lends itself for a sum whacky shit.

How hard will DC choke?

Not necessarily. They are both heavy farmers, but Artour excels on higher damage and less mobility. Think his Shadow Fiend and Razor. EE needs a get out of jail free card, hence his success on Ember and Slark. I would actually love to see him on the lancer.

Also, where the fuck is Gyro this TI?

DC has sunsfan and Slacks no way they'll lose

gyro was nerfed like 4 patches in a row lol. still a good pub stomper tho

They will get utterly destroyed once they touch group A. Things are separated for a reason.

Just like when liquid fights na'vi. and poeple kept chanting na'vi are back! just wait.

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This

He's always trying hard and you can tell, but you look at his team and it feels like theres barely any synergy. One is either aggressive while the other is passive or retreating out of moments they should capitalize from.

haven't played for 6 months, what's been happening in the game, what's the meta?

Ogre Magi and Mirana are the most popular picks

Gyro, spectre and Leshrac haven't been picked yet

random stuff meta right now not even kidding

>what's the meta?
Everything

Except techies

They were saving strats for the main event. It's a common method peter dager adapted and called his own. Fail the little things and end up getting what really matters

>eetistic
>JUSTeezy
>winning

gyro and spectre have been picked

>everything
That's the dream, right? For every hero to be viable and come in and surprise ppl. Is the game 4 protect 1 and wait for lategame or is it finish early or many cores few supports or how do ppl play?

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Everything

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A bit of everything. We've seen 4p1 Anti-Mage, we've seen quad core line ups, we've seen the classic junglers, we've also seen the two defensive supports protect a carry while mid makes space. We've had games over an hour and ones that last 18 minutes. It's a really mixed bag. Any team can beat another it seems. Unless you're secret or liquid

What happened to Liquid?

>rtz
>ee
>bulba thouhg
>Clement "Nyx Picker" "Puppey" "Drafter of Despair" Ivanov

The whole fucking team is a mess and I don't understand why they have fans. The only decent player now is PLD, and he's eternally on sacrificial support duty

Really bad group stage

you do realize envy gave RTZ his chance. You do realize that they will ride together and die together

S A D B O Y S for lyfe.

>he didn't watch RTZ's stream right after TI5 where he kept calling kuroky a piece of shit

KUROKY WAS RIGHT

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>tfw 1 day and 7 hours left until our guy Dendi and his crew in Na'Vi are gonna flush shitquid out of TI6

>Things are separated for a reason.
Aren't the groups made at random?

>RTC at EG
>EG sucks
>RTC leaves EG
>EG win TI5
>RTC joins EG again
>EG sucks again
>RTC leaves EG
>EG doing very well in TI6

and yet somehow everyone thinks he is the best player in the world or even top 5...

is Slack retarded or is he acting?

Nobody knows! He's a mad man!

>RTC at EG the first time
>EG sucking
Nice revisionist victory
They would've gotten to Grand Finals if ppd didn't draft retardedly against VG

>there are people on /d2g/ who DONT believe in the sunsfan dream

wait a minute, this is a Sup Forums thread?

Yeah, it's on topic that's how you can tell you're not in /d2g

All that matters is winning TI
everything else are just honey pots

inb4 the webm

>there are people who unironically cheer for a jew

>jew
>testicle fixation
>promotes tons of shitty WoW tier sets

>not believing in the sunsfan - synderen final

brehs
i miss him

This.

I think Newbee is winning it again. Fuck everything.