Bethesda buys your favorite game series

Bethesda buys your favorite game series.
What do they change with it?

>Strip all the roleplaying mechanics
>Remove all customization
>Replace all good dialogue and meaningful choices with shit-tier writing and make choices meaningless
>Design UI for consoles
>Dumb down all characters to caricatures
>Shit up the storyline into a retarded revenge story
>Add in autistic loot whoring and base building mechanics

>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>They consolize the interface
>They use a shit engine that can't run the complex AI system that makes S.T.A.L.K.E.R. replayable and fun
>They don't let russian devs make the game

Sounds a lot like what has happened to Bioware post EA

>anything
>adds bugs, takes away a sense of fun and purpose from the game

I'm not buying your game nigger.

Bethesda buys Rockstar and makes a GTA: London remake

>BETHESDA'S WHACKY 60's LAND!!
>lmao they are all drinking tea!
>lmao every song in the radio is about fish & chips!
>lmao they are all driving Rolls Royce!
>lmao let's add Her Majesty's Assisted Targeting System (HMATS)!
>lmao everyone talks like an english butler!
>lmao your main quest is to find your mother!
>lmao fucking tea cups everywhere!
>lmao let's pretend Rockstar never existed!
>lmao Big Ben workshop DLC!

Every game in the series is like the fifth one

>GTA with gamebryo

>Borderlands 2
>Break an already normified game even further
>Simplify already simple controls so that even the lowest common denominator can easily pick up the game
>Write linear plot that plays out like yet another cliched action movie and is so bad, it makes Anthony Burch look like an Oscar nominee for best writer
>Make the "bazillion guns" gimmick even more stupid in some way
>Pop culture references are replaced with references to Bethesda Software's games
>Hard-code game so that PC Mustard Race gets triggered by the downgrade of performance on PC, even on high-end builds
>Shove in even more DLC to try to """fix""" the main game

It's like you want me to crash my already wrecked car.

I'm okay with an open-world rpg, 1st person dark souls.

>Happy Souls
>look everyone is so undead
>you get several companions
>three of them is romanceable
>one of romanceable companions is male
>he is bisexual
>there is big threat to happy world of dark souls
>you must destroy it
>the end

>Bayonetta
>Witch Time is now just VATS with a Purple Filter
At least they'd probably keep Fly Me To The Moon/Moon River.

just the thought of this makes me want to kill myself holy fuck

>Megaman
>They start making games
This is literally fine

Fuck off LaToddquan Howardizius

Zone transitions: the game.

Deus Ex
>remove meaningful choices
>make the story shit so that tards can understand it
>make all enemies into bullet sponges
>make it open-world yet linear as fuck
>create your own character
>dumb down augmentations even further
>stealth is easy as fuck as it is impossible for anyone to see you
>companions
>create your own anti-illuminati group and base

>Betheseda buys europa universalis
I dont even know what to expect

>Bethesda buys Ice Climbers
>every mountain cannot be climbed
>those that you can, you hump 'n' jump at the mountain

>Bethesda buying Stalker

Don't play with my feelings user

Bethesda buys Super Mario and makes a Super Mario 64 remake

>game remade with gamebryo, graphical look stays suprisingly similar
>removes vines and nets, because gamebryo cannot handle climbing
>Mario gets a compass, each star now has it's own quest marker
>missions are removed completely, there's just the map with every star ready to be collected
>removing missions created complications with events triggering, will be fixed in a DLC
>long jump makes Mario go through walls and the floor because of speed and loading issues, will wait for community mods that fix it
>regenerating health
>infinite staircase is bugged, game completion impossible until mods fix it
>triple jump unlocked with a perk

>The Longest Journey

Those fucking Norwegians fucked up everything anyhow, I don't see how Bethesda could save or improve anything in any way.

So you go to Todd, do what you must.