First review is out gais

First review is out gais

pureplaystation.com/review-no-mans-sky-ps4/2016/08/

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Nice link homo

>Error establishing a database connection

Seems not.

>8/10
>trans men on suicide watch
pc wins again it seems

Those furry turtle gnomes are cute. Might consider buying this game if there are more shit like that.

See that planet is really gorgeous and the animals don't look fucking retarded.
I've watched hours of streams and mostly everything is dull and ugly.

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Holy shit


pureplaystation.com/review-no-mans-sky-ps4-drives-trans-into-suicide-trump-approves/2016/08/

>8/10 for the gimped console version
bretty gud.

More like NO AYY LMAONS SKY amirite?

fffffuuuuuccckkkk

>still want to buy the game to make screeshots of every planet and animal met in chronogical order
>autism
pick two, I really want to do this

I'm buying it so I can try to find the ugliest creature I can in the 2 hours I have. Then I'll refund.

So... THIS... is the power of procedural generation.

Ah yes, the majestic Tiyvkazarechat

notice the russian sounding name and radiation?

this must chernobyl: the planet

Anyone got the monstrosity with flippers, a shell and the wolf face?

O MY GOD ITS FACE!

really makes you think...

I haven't been following gaming for a while, what exactly is it you do in this game?

Doesn't The Last Guardian come out in october though?

Can't wait for a collection of NMS ugliest creatures.

>so we should test our proc gen to see if any out-of-place combinations arise right?
>no
>but this could hurt our game
>who cares they're aliens so its fine

You don't do anything. It's basically spore. You can't even upgrade your ship or gun

-ANYTHING-

You can upgrade your ship and gun.

I'd love to see Sean Murray's reaction to this thing.

gamerevolution.com/manifesto/no-mans-skys-day-one-update-invalidates-every-opinion-youve-heard-so-far-37317

Patch sounds quite good 2bh

Day one for me :)

>implying he hasn't seen absolutely every minor thing in NMS 67 thousand times over

No Man's Sky 2.0 - You Can (Not) Do Anything

paid shills

I have to admit, it doesn't look that bad.

As well it should not since they had so many people working on it.

>select all cookies
>sashimi counts

There is literally
>one ship

>one gun

All the changes are cosmetic you shill

>implying 8/10 is good

Yeah it looks alright until you actually think about what it is you'd be doing in the game.

Preorder and you too can live that hellish existence.

It's face reminds me of those dr.who ayliens

Each gun and ship has a different numbers of slots that you can place upgrades in. Watch some of the streams retard.

>no man's sky is the only game with ugly creatures

>Food analogies
Into the fucking trash

I'll try it out eventually but the whole time I haven't given a fuck. It basically looks like they tried to make Spore and fucked up badly.

At least they cared enough to make it happen. Indie games are usually dead in the water because they don't have a creative director. Nobody tells them to do anything, so they don't.

>So many people

Team of 15

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>wait for the patches
>wait for the price to drop to £30 or less
>watch streams and actual non-shill gameplay
>maybe consider a purchase then
That's my plan anyway

>that head
Literally what the fuck even happened there

Thanks for the update Innes

>pureplaystation

totally not gonna be biased or paid by Sony at all

Sean is legitimately autistic, so he probably wouldn't react outwardly at all.

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>not trying out the demo

So have people actually been to the centre or are they just easter eggs like that kojima thing?

Would kind of ruin things if you have zero objectives and the major goal has already been achieved in days.

It's literally just NG+. At the center of every galaxy is another galaxy. That's how the universe is laid out.

There is no objective other than upgrade your ship, gun and tool as well as just explore. There is very little to it. Would Be ok if it wasn't 60 bucks.

>Review
>Of the shitty beta version that doesn't have the insane day 1 patch they released the notes for today
>Total strawman defense in the first paragraph
>Gaming journalism "integrity"

8/10

You have got to be shitting me.

>your only objective is to upgrade things that don't have upgrades

These guys basically made a retard simulator.

>low gravity planet
>belly filled with gas
Not impossible m8

>your only objective is to upgrade things that don't have upgrades
The retard who bought the game for 1200 dollars and said the ships can't be upgraded has been proven wrong. Not surprising considering his only gameplay video I watched he kept throwing away plutonium because his inventory was full while a big box flashed saying "YOU CAN TRANSFER ITEM TO YOUR SHIP IF INVENTORY FULL" then proceeds to mine more of the plutonium he just threw away. He's clearly a retard.

I know he said the multi-tool upgrades are broken (the weapon upgrades are confirmed to work) but frankly I really doubt his ability to understand how to use them properly.

Either way there still isn't shit to do. You get money for discovering shit which could have made for a fun game but there's nothing to spend the money on besides upgrades to faster get more money. It's not like you can ever get a fun new weapon, just like a damage upgrade or a rate of fire increase.

Where are all those parts from?

Wow, so diverse!

I don't know what's wrong with those meme pics of creatures. They look awesome to me.

>implying something I didn't
take it easy Sean

> All the "you reviewed it without the patch! Unprofessional!" in the comments

Jesus Christ, no wonder gaming is fucked.

Someone has already found the space feminist?

me in the middle.

Same bruh

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:)

>pureplaystation.com

Uncanny.

dakrspore mod

So what do you do in this game exactly? Walk around and look at stuff?

This legitimately gave me a boner

Do animals not react to your presence at all?

depends on if their hostile/aloof/afraid/etc

>low gravity
>atmosphere dense enough for liquid water to exist

pick one

>8/10 before the massive patch
Jesus fuck, can't wait

this makes me want to get the game

>Post a review for a sony produced game from pureplaystation

>believing any reviews ever

You forget the review scale nowadays is only 8, 9, and 10.

kek

>link
kill yourself shill

Wow, you really think that patch means something, don't you. Yea I'm sure they made a shit game, then just improved it three times over in their content patch before the game even came out.

>expecting anything even resembling real science or nature in a shitty spore clone

Why do these people think that Trumpcares about this trans or gay stuff? He clearly doesn't give a shit about social politics.

Nobody should. Trans are mentally ill. Gay is fine

xou clearly don't understand the plight of trans people SHITLORD

Good plan, user

>small team worked on game for years
>turns out pretty crummy
>day 1 patch worked on for some months by same small team is enough to make the game good
sure.