Snake, your mission is to infiltrate the imageboard known as 'Sup Forums'. Once inside...

Snake, your mission is to infiltrate the imageboard known as 'Sup Forums'. Once inside, you must gather intel on it's users and eliminate their leader, Hiroyuki Nishimura.

Hiroyuki Nishimura?

Mission?

Colonel, I think I've got an erection.

LOOK OUT SNAKE, THEY'RE BAITING YOU

Hiroyuki Nishimura, huh? What intel can you give me on him?

*cough cough hurk ugh cough uggghhh barf*

Otacon! What's "Futa"?

u see snake this was part of hiro's plan the whole time hehehehe he used you like a pawn now change the controller port to port two heheheh get it u were used like the controller it's like total recall haha xD kept you waiting huh?

I'm uh...

HEY GUYS I JUST CAPTURED SUNNY IN MY BASEMENT

I FEEL ASLEEP

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HQ Please respond

Nothing here...

Metal... Gear???

The voices, I can hear them.

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EHENEMY SIGHTED
REQUESTING BACKUP

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

UNDERSTOOD, SENDING REINFORCEMENTS, STAY ALERT

You're the man now, Snake!

The video games image board on Sup Forums's website was attacled and captured by next-geneneration shitposters being led by members of REDDIT.

They're demanding that the admin turn over the remains of Christopher Poole, or they say that if their demands are not met within 24 hours, they'll begin shilling on a nuclear level.

Once inside?!

Colonel, are you telling me this is an infiltration mission!?

This is HQ.

are those FUCKING COCKROACHES

Yeah, um, hello. This is guard. I was just kidding about the enemy. You can send everyone home now.

Snake, do you remember what day today is?

This is Snake. Who the fuck are you and where did you get my frequence from?

Are you going to shoot me?

Yes, if you don't give me your dog tags. I will shoot you in the balls.

Holy shit that's fucking amazing and disgusting.

Potato bugs I think.

what would a torture/prison sequence on Sup Forums would?

I'm as drunk as Snake in Alaska and I can still form somewhat coherent sentences.

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Something like a waterboarding with feminine penis semen like

>when the hardest button masher was in mgs peace walker

> FUCK YOU

An image captcha?

>CONFUCIUS SAY HAND ON HAND IS FISH ON DRY RAND

I wonder if anyone on Sup Forums has ever submitted to ocelot? what would happen?

I very nearly had to. I was doing it on an emulator and accidentally made a save state with barely any health left. I eventually managed to beat it by putting both my fingers on a single key to spam it faster than I ever have before

when snake find meryl on Rex' carcass, she's dead, and Otacon run away with snake
in the NG+ you have the stealth camo and not the bandana

>what would happen?

you get the best ending

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Is it toughter than Solidus on European Extreme?

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Yes

Lasers.... lasers are so..

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Good god.

90's?

I was going to say 70's.. Will you stop making me feel old?

Snake, If all else fail, look for FALLOUT4 , it might save your lives!

>Is it tougher than Solidus on European Extreme?
just look at snake for inspiration, makes it easy

>FUCK YOU

Snake! Did you like my season pass?

LIQUIIIIIIIID

Snake thats not Master Miller! Thats...!

A lie!

Did you like my sunglasses?

That's the target.
You're going to extract him?

Why are you late with your status report?

AHHHH is this real?

Crawling through a tunnel of infinite shitposting and /d/ reaction images

>THIS NECKBEARD CRACKDOWNS A GO

For you

>I see you've acquired a fleshlight. It's the basic tool for relieving stress while in the middle of an online shitposting operation. The average fleshlights are around ten inches in lenght and four inches in diameter, although that may obviously vary. Despite its effectiveness, you may experience diminishing results if your stress level isn't high enough, Snake.

EPIC THREAD!!!!XD

Epic thread?

I LOVE TO REFRESH DURING A THREAD
There's nothing like pushing a long, solid finger onto a well-greased F5 button

>CONFUCIUS SAY HAND ON HAND IS FISH ON DRY RAND
Every fucking time

Operative Snake, Im CIA

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>you can just hold the button
LMAO

>that last bit
Kills me every time.