When will this shit turn good?

When will this shit turn good?

It is like a fucking edgy kid simulator with shit driving.

>hey wanna get rich with killing people? xDD
>yeaah
>ok kill xDDD
>oh I am in prison
>I will kill more people XDD
>I got out, I am gonna kill more XDD

Fucking boring, you can't defend this. And you told me this is gonna be great.

XDD

Never finished it
>cant replay mission without driving for 20 minutes
>absolutely nothing interesting
I dont really know how did they make it so shit

i liked it but its a very flawed game. the only thing that was really good was the story.

>tfw the one mission that connects the bridge between mafia 1 and mafia 2

only good part was winter drifting
no, story was shit too if you are a fan of the 1st mafia or just good gaming

explain why the story is shit.

The whole game was boring so I will go to the point:
in the end you realise that a guy you used to work for (fat man from harbor) killed your father)It was the most cringe moment in vidya ever, pls no more cheap stories from colombian tv series you lazy bastads!

Story was servicable, but predictable, because it's a fucking Mafia drama game, you can't really put a spin on it because that's what people play a mafia-themed game for.

Shooting was decent, so was voice acting and storytelling. Everything else was shite, including those long rides in an empty overworld with nothing to do. I've never seen an open-world game being this linear.

>Shooting was decent
nigga, please, every gun shoots the same in this game, generic trash for console pads

>voice acting
it was shit, Joe, who's Vito's friend sounds like a 55 yo pedo with all his sexist jokes which aren't funny

ALSO
When I was playing I realised that something is wrong and some guys have the same actor's voice. I wasn't wrong, picrel

>multiple time skips in the story
>each time you're shown a montage of stuff happening
>you never get to do this fun stuff though
>instead you just play filler missions of a terrible third person shooter, full of filler-driving
the most fun I had was at the end where you had to collect money to pay the loan shark. it was such a nice open-ended missions. sadly the only two things you could do were rob stores and sell cars at the junk yard.

think about how much GTA VC would suck where instead of buying businesses and doing missions for them to build your empire, you just watched a shitty pre-recorded montage of all the stuff happening, never actually getting to do anything, and there being no side-missions or anything, and no freeroam after the story which doesn't matter because there's nothing to do anyways

that's what Mafia II was.

>not playing it with the original czech dubs
I bet you played the first Mafia in english aswell.

The story was good if all over the place, and I liked the boring/banal parts of being a gangster, like how during the cigarette run you do two stops before the main action part of the mission.
I also really liked the episode where your friend shoots the bartender on accident or when after a fun night at the cathouse, and all your friends are drunk, it turns out there's a body in the trunk you all gotta take care of.

It may be because the shooting is boring, but my favorite parts of the game were the slice-of-life narratives rather than the big shootout missions.

Yes, because in the 1st mafia english voice acting is awesome, seriously play english version if you haven't.

I don't think I could get into gangster world listening to czech babbling, because I'm polish ;^)

You're playing it wrong, faggot. It's a vintage playboy centerfold collection sim. Those delicious natural tits, classy vintage bushes and fresh faces are what the game is all about.

for me the story was shit because it's centered around Vito's and Joe's friendship but at the end Vito doesn't even give a single fuck that Joe is about to get murdered. Seems like the story of their friendship was entirely pointless.

well the ending was kind of ambiguous we dont really know what had actually happened and maybe it will be explained in mafia 3

>tfw couldn't play last chapter because of infinite loading gltch on chapter 14

How is it any worse in that regard than any other crime game? Or any game with killing for that matter?

no it was quite clear that Joe would die and Vito sat there silently without protesting

It feels like hamfisted "crime doesn't pay"
also
>father is abusive fuck, drunkard, and nobody likes him
>YOU KILLED MY FATHAAAA WHY ;__;

>implying joe isnt alive in mafia 3

pretty clear that vito had stockholm syndrome

Italians are disgusting. Fucking just as gross as niggers and pakis.

>Game about being a criminal
>"fucking edgy shit, I don't wanna kill people waaaa~"

Kill yourself

btw you're not white also, so you literally have zero reason to live if you're a greaseball irl.

>shit driving
>using the "OHTHEEDGE" meme
This game is rated M for Mature, not C for Children

Mafia II was 1/10th of the game it was supposed to be. There were over 150 missions but a lot of the game was cut.

>entire race that's devoted to crime
>NOT a nigger race
Gee really user? Shocking insight there.

hey, is that candlejack? I haven't seen that meme in a long ti

Dont remind me user, Lets hope mafia 3 redeems the series

>implying candlejack is a good me

But it hasn't got black people in it so now it's the best thing ever

more like M for meme master

>sexist jokes
Oh I'm sorry you must be foreign. This was the 50s in America

So how is it that you were able to play it?

Okay, here's the entire story of Mafia 2.

>Vito gets back from war
>Vito and Joe rise up in food chain
>Vito loses everything
>Vito gets back from prison
>Vito and Joe rise up in food chain
>Vito loses everything
>"Joe wasn't part of the deal"
>The end

At least the devs had their priorities straight.

There are people on Sup Forums who unironically believe this

Shieeet, you know it, you can pop a cap in da raciss trumps ass. bix nood!

Also the game was in development before Trump became relevent again

>playing as a spic designed by slavs

What did you expect you fucking mongoloid.

Nuke New Jersey and try every Italian as a war criminal.

thats how mafia life is

I see you are very experienced in the subcject.

But it's a step down from first game anyway, which told a much better story.

Instead it's just a lazy "crime doesn't pay, folks!" story.

>the game was in development before Trump became relevent again

What the fuck does that mean? Do you seriously think that model was the first project they worked on for the game, and it was before the presidential election? I bet you they changed that fucking model to resemble Trump just for the E3 showcase. Doesn't take a whole fucking year to make a single in-game model.