Hey. Nintendo has officially sent out review copies of the game to retailers, and I've been saddled with reviewing both Style Savvy AND Federation Force.
Modern Nintendo, everyone.
The gaming press is on your side, guys. We fucking cannot STAND the fact that Nintendo replaced the iconic female lead for these generic male characters.I have already finished the review, gave it out a three out of ten, and recommended all of my friends to stay far away.
This game is a DISASTER. I'm not joking when I say I was genuinely more engaged with Style Savvy than this crap.
Give details we don't already know or you're full of crap.
Gabriel King
How about Samus's role in the game?
You have to venture into the depths of a planet and save her from Space Pirates who have taken her suit and are experimenting with it. In this mission you have to deal with 'evil' mech versions of your characters.
Alright, you've been upgraded from 'only information is Sup Forums' to 'might've seen leaked stills or footage'. Now elaborate on other things. What's the gameplay like? And what about the controls?
Connor Turner
That's expected. Style Savyy is actually a really good and underrated series. Much better than whatever the fuck metroid is right now. Trash FF and go play Style Savvy.
wow, nice bait SJW, go back to tumblr Can you tell us if the gameplay is any good at the very least? Because that's what really matters to me.
Daniel Lee
Blast Ball is out. Try that if you want a general idea on how it plays.
Short answer: TERRIBLY. Imagine the beginning segment of Prime 3 was extended into an entire multiplayer game. That's basically Feds.
It really is just a shooter with a Metroid Prime skin.
Elijah White
>We fucking cannot STAND the fact that Nintendo replaced The iconic female lead for these generic male characters No one cares about your contrived, forced "ethics". Review the game based on it's actual merits you joke.
It's a fucking spinoff game of course it doesn't have Samus as the primary protagonist. That fact doesn't make it """sexist""".
That said, if is true light them the fuck up. That's just shitting all over established lore and turned an incredible character into a goddamn fucking joke. I'll fucking SHIT MYSELF WITH RAGE if that is even remotely true. Hell pull the sexist angle here even though that's kinda presumptuous, I don't even care. Tear them to shreds.
And that bait was delicious. Thank you very much.
Brayden Bell
Space pirates are 4 meters tall in this game Cody
Hunter Cruz
I assure you it's true. Everyone in my circle of game journo friends are really quite bothered by this as well. Expect us to slam the game when it launches.
Logan Green
.CIA WHERE!?!?
Colton Hughes
You mean a leaked copy? Sorry, something like that isn't something I can do.
Just take my word for it. It's shit, don't buy it.
Adam Ward
Oh hi same thread from 4 hours ago.
Andrew Davis
Not that this sort of shit is below Nintendo, how about some proof before I entertain your bullshit.
Luis Ramirez
>archive file name
David Wood
Proof? I have already given an example of just how the game treats Samus like she's worthless, which I personally think is much more offensive in anything in Other M. "She's nothing without that suit!"
Michael Young
Didn't you already try this thread once?
David Jones
drive safe, pupper
Noah Turner
That may be, but that's been the majority of unique information you've supplied about this game. And no, did not suffice.
Counter-baiting shouldn't be this fun.
Christian Sullivan
Oh shit, Style Savvy 3 is coming to the US?
Luis Perry
It's kind of hard to get into specifics when people are spamming your thread with nonsense.
What do you guys want to hear? AMA.
Josiah Thomas
Style Savvy is a fantastic series, pleb
Charles Sanchez
"drive safe, pupper"
Wyatt Martinez
drive safe, pupper
Chase Peterson
Hell yeah motherfucker.
Isaac Martin
drive safe, pupper
Daniel White
Yes! On the 19th, same day as Federation Force.
It's pretty good, surprisingly. I had never played one before, but this game was surprisingly charming.
Christopher Wright
I thought the 13th ammendment made it illegal to own niggas like that
Nathan Harris
Fuck yeah nigga. Style Savvy is a series that looks like shovelware but really isn't. It's a really solid management sim with cute girl dressup on the side if you're into that.
Connor Reyes
drive safe, pupper.
Elijah Murphy
More details on the gameplay and such. Does it play like Metroid Prime? Is the game long enough? Also, does the game run sufficiently? Does it have any major bugs?
You know, the stuff that really matters.
Proof that you're not bullshitting would be great, too.
Jack Cox
It 'feels' like a Metroid Prime game. It's like the first two games in which you can aim with the R button and strafe around enemies and things.
Actual combat and fighting, however, is quite different. Enemies can move from room to room, for example, catching you by surprise when you can't do anything to stop it. You also use healing items.
It runs too long, IMO. I got sick of it about three missions in. Twenty Two missions long, missions take about fifteen minutes each.
It's a Nintendo game. It runs well, it's just not fun to play.
Dominic Jones
drive safe, pupper
Jacob Diaz
See, this is how I know you're a fake. A real reviewer would never play any more than 20 minutes of a video game.
Also the fact that you're on Sup Forums, that's a dead giveaway as well.
Robert Cooper
Got some fresh bait right here! GET YOUR BAIT HERE!
