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They've got you there, user.

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I never understood people who use the arrow keys.

I don't have a fucking pinkie finger, ya twat.

ayy lmao

So you use the Start key instead?

daily reminder ;

>c to toggle
>ctrl to press

I used the arrow keys up until around the PC release of GTA IV, because that game didn't let me set up my usual key bindings.
Switched to WASD shortly after that and haven't looked back.

>not having crouch bound to middle mouse

>crouch is scroll wheel

>boot up hearthstone
>no option to crouch


So this... Is the power... Of PC gaming...

>not crouching by pounding your rock band-drumkit's bass pedal

>middle mouse
>for anything
Literally kill yourself famlam.

Not him, but I usually bind melee to middle-mouse

>not binding crouch to microphone input

>not thumb button
Wew user

I DO THIS! Fuck. And here i thought i was being original. ..

Thumb buttons exist you know.

>game expects you to use any key other than "E" as an interact button

F key faggots can burn with the rest of them.

I use it for grenade throwing

>not having it bound to grenade
Enjoy pressing G

Try this one on for size, kiddos. This is what my dad taught me when I was a kid and I used it for years afterward.
>right mouse to move forward
>f to strafe right
>d to move backwards
>s to strafe left
>a to crouch
>middle mouse for alt fire
I have no idea how he came up with that but it actually worked alright.

holy shit dad wasd came into general use like a decade and a half before that

>playing two weapon game

> taking your finger off of attack

this is why you lose

i use c to crouch in quake aka the only game that matters

Thank you for correcting the record.

>space to interact

>game has leaning
>binded to Q and E
>forced to use F as interact
>always leaning to the right before picking up an object

Fuck, that's annoying.

neither a life but somehow you're still breathing

Not something every mouse has, but I usually bind voice commands and press-to-talk to thumb buttons.

Have your (you).

Only time it's fine is when there's leaning, then Q and E are automatically the best and override those.

c is for prone

>people in this thread have mice w/o thumb buttons
id consider five buttons an absolutely basic layout these days

>not having your middle finger on the middle button
Nani?

I always wondered why so many games started binding crouch to C suddenly, when I had been using left ctrl for ages.

You don't bind jump to J, so why would you bind crouch to C?

Yeah p2t is for the other thumb button

>not alt+A or alt+D

I mean this is basic shit right? I guess people vocal about this never played a stealth/tacticool game

like
HOW DO YOU EVEN LEAN FAGGOT?

easy to reach with your thumb on space/jump

that finger next to your middle finger (dont know the proper term) is useless for anything other than a supplementary grip adjuster

what about weirdos like me who reassign left,down,forward,right to q,w,e,r
yes, even for fps games

The R key, faggot. Its literally one key over.

I've been wanting to swap to ESDF instead of WASD for ages, but I can't force myself to do it. Solely for the fact that I don't want to remap the keys in every game I ever play.

its a ring finger and you're a scrub

It's a comfy crouch toggle. My hand always ends up hurting on games with no crouch toggle from holding ctrl for so long.

Are you left handed?

I'm sorry your hands are defective.

>not putting your left hand's fingers on home row like you're typing when playing video games

It's like you faggots don't even WANT all those extra keybinds

that's kind of similar to my thing () so I don't think it's that weird. How do you reload though?

I bind C to crouch for games i'm rarely crouching in, or it's toggle (Oblivion, New Vegas, etc). I don't see how using control from something more useful makes me a degenerate.

R - rocket launcher
E - shaft
F - shotgun
G - grenade launcher
C - plasma
Q - rail

Other games have equivalent weapons bound to those keys. Any other keybinding makes you a total and complete faggot.

>Game has sprinting in it
>You can't bind sprint to double tap W

Programmable six button mice where the sixth button is a smaller left mouse button is the best thing. You can make the smaller left button an autofire so you don't have to ruin your mouse and fingers on semi-auto weapons that fire faster when clicked repeatedly than on semi mode.

shift to sprint
ctrl to prone
alt to crouch

You can't even bend that finger without bending your middle finger you absolute retard.

if you use a keyboard you're a hopeless degenerate

That's a good thing though.

>joysticks
go back to Atari, grandpa. maybe you'll find those ET cartridges they buried in the desert. maybe while searching you'll find your family, you literal dinosaur.

>Game has a dodge mechanic
>It activates when you double tap any direction
>You can't turn it off

Do you have fucking webbed hands?

I trained for this for weeks and I can do it. You're just lazy and stupid.

youtube.com/watch?v=zRyual8MNtc
Is this you?

Ring finger is objectively shit.

then how do you reload faggot?

True patrician keybindings incoming.

>Arrow keys = movement
>U = look Up
>D = look Down
>L = look Left
>R= look Right
>C = Crouch
>P = Prone
>E = stand Erect
>Z = Zoom
>M = Main menu
>I = Inventory screen
>W = Walk
>S = Sprint
>J = Jump
>Esc = Exit game

Anyone who uses anything else is working class scum with shit taste.

Nobody cares what you use, you fucking faggots

also R, its called multitasking you retarded monkey.

>two actions (jump/dodge) are bound to the same key
>the action is dependent on whether or not you're in combat

No you didn't, ring finger shares muscles with middle finger and pinkie, it's physically impossible to bend it without bending those two fingers together unless your hand muscles are abnormal. Same way you can't bend middle finger without at least slightly bending every other finger that is not a thumb. Nice lie though.

holy shit you idiots those are for flight simulators

C for toggle crouch and ctrl for crouching while button is held

if a game doesn't allow for this then it's probably a shit game, and if you don't see the point of having this then you're shit at video games

Space is jump you Nigger

>needing to simulate flight
what are you, poor?

it's ok to do this in DOOM era games

the only finger i cant move independently is my pinky. guess im the next generation of gaming master race

yes, but also no one will let me fire real bullets or drop real bombs out of a warbird

>mouse 1 is fire/attack
>it's also interact

>Space to interact
>E to jump

Fucking oblivion

>game defaults to "I" to open inventory
>have to reach 30 miles across your keyboard just to open your inventory

>console ports have weird keyboard/mouse controls

Jeez guys, it's almost as if these games were meant to be played on a console, and it's almost as if PC is a secondary afterthought of a non-market.

>interact is bound to Enter

Fucking EYE

Do you have any idea how many AMRAAMs this 747 is carrying?

thumb mouse button.

right so everyone who plays the classical guitar is a mutant and you dont have webbed hands

okay dude

>hop into a 747
>"woah clickable cockpit"
>mfw half the buttons, dialds, and switches arent actually clickable

>tap the button to melee
>hold it to throw grenades

somewhere between -1 and 500

is the new IL2 good yet

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You want a clickable cockpit?

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>implying I have a little finger that works

Do people use their pinky to hit left control? I always use like where the first joint is on my palm.

...

I don't see an advantage of dedicated melee and grenade weapons

i like it and think it has the best "feel" but i know why people prefer CoD and don't entirely disagree. I also haven't played since like, January.

I prefer dedicated melee. I like to go into full on "beat your shit" mode.

>E is bound to Kick
>F is bound to Use

Fuck you Dead Island. That shit is 100% backwards.

what about shift?

But how do you sprint

ctrl for prone, c for crouch

no prone means ctrl is crouch