Autistic things you do related to videogames thread

Autistic things you do related to videogames thread.

I re-write dialogue to say the same thing but in more plain words.

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I shoot everything to see if it breaks or at least leave an interesting bullet hole decal. I also shoot water to see the splash.

This is more of an autistic thing I DID a long time ago as a kid/pre-teen.
I took the time to draw a bunch of Paper Mario characters (mario, enemies, bosses, etc.), on both sides of the paper, and cut around them to make paper cutouts.
I had them "fight" each other by by getting two calculators and putting them on opposite sides.
This "fighting" was nothing more than putting in the character HP and subtracting numbers based on the attack used and character stats (HP, defense, floating in the air, etc.)

Yeah, I was a lonely kid.

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I go for aesthetic above all else
That's not very autistic but my friends get annoyed when I intentionally create chaos because it looks pretty

No wonder you're here right now.

example?

>being a child
>playing
>autistic
Dude come on. That's fucking playing, that's using your imagination. Goddamn.
Playing doesn't make you autistic.

You are retarded and have low self esteem for thinking that was autistic though. You basically made your own toys.

kys

well he is autistic for thinking that was autistic though

i kill all my allies in any game that allows me to do so

I keep guns equipped in FPS games based on how the models look on-screen

If the weapon model looks turd i try not to use it even if it's a powerful weapon

i do my papers for my liberal arts classes on video games as much as I can if im allowed to choose my subject matter. everyone in my class knows im some sort of faggy gamer but the professor is consistently impressed with my writing so even if my classmates think ill of my shitty hobby they will have to respect my *tip fedora* intellect

I open video games then close them within a few minutes

When I tap a soda can before opening it, it's always to this (without the sound effects at the end, of course):

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>When I tap a soda can before opening it
why though?

May or may not be autistic, but I might drop a game if clipping is consistent

To 'settle it' more or less, they have a tendency to spray out a little when opened if I don't.

I do wacky reload animations, walk/run like a character in a video game would then imitate an animation as if I'm running low on stamina, look at items like in shenmue, close my eyes for a shoer while when opening and going throughdoors to simulate a loading screen, walk up stairs like Snake in MGS2.

I do a thing for years now that is so autistic that I don't know how to describe it.

I imagine that I'm a game creator. Then I pick a few games that I really like and make them my gaming biography as a director. For example:

2002 - Golden Sun
2005 - Killer 7
2006 - Okami
2008 - Valkyria Chronicles
2010 - Ghost Trick
2013 - Ni No Kuni
2016 - The last Guardian

I then imagine how I get interviewed and they ask me how I can keep every game so new and fresh while keeping that high quality standard without ever doing sequels. Then I start describing my thoughts on every single game and how grateful I am that i had the opportunity to create these games

The most fun part is creating the list of games. I often start with a smaller game and leave some years before the release of a bigger one. I also often imagine how my career went, so I put in a game thats not so good just to make its follow up great, so that I had a comeback.

I do this with movies, books and music albums too.

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