Join the game

>join the game
>get kicked
>people rage quit after losing a single round
>no one seems to understand tank still needs the support of his team to wreck shit

why are Valve games full of retards?

pillz here

>instead of just out right suiciding with boomer spam the survivors with puke
>get kicked because you HAVE to suicide after using your puke

honestly the only people left playing that game are faggots

Versus was always cancer.

Although, D2 was never a great game with all the russians you could find fucking it up.

Most versus players are still too pussy to ever touch expert campaign.

pubs are too unreliable to play expert campaign tbqh. I've been trying to do expert realism with random people for the achievement and it's pretty impossible unless you luck out and get a really good set of pubs.

>why are Valve games full of retards?

Answered your own question

>join the game

Suiciding is probably the best thing to do after puking though. If you don't and you just wander off to hide you'll struggle to surprise the survivors because of your constant loud gargling and burping.

>Join game
>Player A: 43?
He's referring to my play time.
>You have been kicked.

Check the guy's profile 2,600 hours in nothing other than l4d2.

Apparently no fun allowed.

>Throw a molotov at the ground in front of a horde of zombies rushing us.
>Rest of the team rushes into the flames and starts taking damage. Nowhere near death, though.
>"This guy just wasted a molotov."
>You have been banned from this server.

And that's the story of the last time I played public L4D2.

Reminder that Valve quickly abandoned the first Left 4 Dead for a hastily made sequel for no good reason.

Molotovs are good area denial, what the fuck was your team thinking? You can survive without a molly for an entire campaign and meeting several tanks during it.

Now that I think about it (this was a long time ago), it might have been because I threw it toward the area we were running to. However, there was a horde on either side of us, so it's not like I was totally screwing us. It was one or the other.

i got vote kicked from a game because a girl asked me if i race cars, because my name was drifter and i said "no, drifter like wanderer".
then she went "ew, can we vote kick this guy?" and her orbiters all voted yes.

that's real life for ya, folks, puppets on strings for pussy.

I hope you're making that up

I've been kicked for having just over 100 hours play time. I love the game a lot but the community is horrendous.

sounds like she unintentionally did you a favor

>join quick versus match
>get into a losing team
>no worries, i'll just have some fun i guess
>i talk into my mic and cooperate with my team
>begin winning teamfights and essentially make a drastic comeback on the third level
>entire enemy team leaves as soon as the fourth round starts

fuck, really?

>Try to join game
>"Sorry, we're waiting for a friend to join"
>You have been kicked from the server

>Try to join game
>Get into game
>I spawn into a character being mauled by a Hunter, die
>You have been banned from the server

>Try to join game
>You have been kicked from the server [during loading screen, before I even appear in the game]

If you had stayed, things probably went worse for you.
Imagine you got win for one round carrying these "people", then after one tiny mistake you got votekicked by the said "girl".

That's precisely how I got kicked

You tell me, retard.

How did it get this bad?

Elitism.

This guy should do porn

holy kek 43 user? psshh

Try and find a community campaign server that allows 25 people on it, and join one.

You'll improve your game as well, plus you can get all those pesky expert achievements easily since you'll pass every map once on Expert, as long as you live until the end. I have the realism expert achievement, I got it two years ago just from playing on the servers.

Because they are popular, and are often on sale, so more idiots get their hands on them

wish granted, http:_-www.xvideos.com/tags/gumball

>not having 20k+ hours

Step it up, senpai.

>teammate shoots me on purpose
>shoot him back
>get vote kicked 5 seconds later

why
like, why

>"Who is this user guy?"
>"Is he a friend of yours?"
>"No"
>You have been banned from server. Reason:

>More hours than in one game than I've put in steam overall
>Still doesn't have every achievement

>not having at least 90% of achivaments
filthy peasent

2 1/2 years of your life spent on left 4 dead, you proud?

>played a lot of l4d with friends back in the day
>purchased l4d2 a year ago just to check it out
>everyone just runs forward and shoots
>takes me some time to open up a gate or some shit i dont remember
>tell them I'm sorry but I have never played this game before
>get kicked
>friends no longer interested in l4d

at least it was only 1$

probably the worst community in a video game ever