He started this let's play shit. And this the motherfucking thanks he get?

He started this let's play shit. And this the motherfucking thanks he get?

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I doubt he said that.

youtube.com/watch?v=5QtOj7rNFCY

Think again

wrong faggot

The only acceptable and fuckable eceleb

helps if you don't rage quit a game that was paid for by patreons on the last boss after one (1) attempt

broken thank mechanics woooooooooow

>that bearmode chesthair
fuck

What game

persona 3 about a week ago

He looks like he has an ass in his chest

>tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage
Is Sup Forums literally Chris?

Yes

Pandalee is shit.

that is the face of a man who snores loudly

>tfw no hairy bf

dsp did actually start videogames lets plays though. not a whole lot of people know that.

go away Phil

and even if you did, who gives a shit.

No he didn't.

That faggot slowbeef and the other retard did.

>started in 2008
>the first

lol

>decide to join one of his stream
>chat is pathetic as hell
>can't say anything negative or you get banned
>dsp does a prestream where he goes on for a long ass time about what game he's gonna play and how big he used to be in the fgc
>after that long monologue he starts plugging all his channels, patreon and pandalee's soap business

Honestly, those prestreams are depressing.

It started on SA forums, you stupid nigger.

As a christorian. Can confirm.

>pandalee's soap business

what went so wrong?

Which button do you press Sup Forums?

I'll just throw it away and run liek it's a grenade

>join youtube chat
>it's dead
>find out he doesn't use it because he can't have nazi moderators on there
>everyone has to use his IRC for him to see it
>fucksakes.jpg
>join the IRC
>have to wait until you're voiced manually
>type "insane thought strings" and leave

This fucking guy.

...

>Answer
>"WOOOOW, TOOK YOU FUCKING LONG ENOUGH, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE YOU"

I don´t, he is the kind of person to say stupid shit like that.

every time I see this guy I laugh hysterically of the memories I have of his black mesa source playthrough

He has claimed he was one of the first and inspired a lot of people to start doing Let's Plays, including pewdiepie

His hairy bellybutton :3

el based may may
Fuck off Sammy.

This faggot claims he inspired Pewdiepie.

He did.

Fucking bugged phone mechanics

You jelly faggots will never be the based God DSP is
So take a fucking seat and shut your loser mouths and nerdy fingers from clamoring on your warrior boards of FAGGOTRY

>tfw genuinely like DSP's videos, even watch him play games I really like so I can take a good look at them
I have my bullshit-filters on and realize that when DSP trashes a game for being hard or whatever I can ignore that criticsm, but otherwise I think his presence is comfy and he is a good unbiased ''reviewer''.

Post some DSP WHAT IF copypastas.

>DSP
>comfy
youtu.be/BGLVVlveniE

Reminder that DSP is a fucking leech and a moron and idiots on Sup Forums have been brainwashed by other idiots on Sup Forums into believing he's credible.

Stop being a sheep.

How he behaves:
youtube.com/watch?v=y1JVb6BMkIQ

Constantly ragequits games:
youtube.com/watch?v=qZI7gBH6_VI

His outright failure to do an unboxing video:
youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU

Stopping playthrough because of low views. Constantly:
youtube.com/watch?v=LfbqZCQdi0M

Getting exposed by his previously best friends as the piece of shit he is:
youtube.com/watch?v=TmxuV6fEF4w

Treating his fans like utter shit:
youtube.com/watch?v=tP-QJZV1yy8

Does poor damage control when made fun of:
youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0ZiQJVzTM

Gives empty disc cases as giveaways
youtube.com/watch?v=SS9CeOb_LKA

Uses Patreon as his hipster welfare:
youtube.com/watch?v=tIUVf-k6dzo

Filmed himself taking a shower (WHY THE FUCK)
youtube.com/watch?v=XvJxiLZYBVQ


Also, as a streamer:

>E-begs constantly
>Runs a private stream chat that's the modern equivalent of Auschwitz
>Constantly puts his games behind a paywall even if he received copies of those for free from fans or Machinima
>Only keeps people in his forums and chat that jerk his dick off. Everyone else he bans for being a "detractor"
>Constant bitching, rushed video game footage
>Pissed off his fans so hard he got banned from his own forums.
>Is in crippling debt
>Missed out on a relative's wedding for day 1 Fallout 4 views
>Is a money-hungry piece of shit.
>Pours bacon grease down his toilet


DSP's M.O.? E-begging. E-begging comes first, and he as a terrible leech comes second. More Lets Players should be like this if they wanna end up in debt, but only DSP has the narcissism to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical pro-DSP Sup Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

>claims to started this shit
>expect thanks
>when he fapped on video

Yeah, fuck you. You give us a bad name

Don't be mad he's more alpha than you beta bitch

I think DSPs nonsensical rage suits him, he's a shit talking east coaster who could be from Jersey.

One of the only lets players who isn't a nu male.

Birthing a idea and being shit with it until someone comes along and shows you how to use it still doesn't matter. Its like he used poison ivy as toilet paper and the other primitives saw what he did but did it with something actually safe.

go away kojima defense force

You fucking wish. Gay ass Dre.

>WAH

Alpha. Sure, buddy, lmao.

Not those exact words. But as someone who has always enjoyed harder game playthroughs as DSP is a complete retarded clown hes said things along those lines. Hes went off atleast 10 different times about "I was one of the originals."

I love how stupid people are with this concept. Being an original doesn't make you good by default just like being new doesn't.

tl;dr nerd

>that first video
o i am laffin

Fair enough, but being an original means you're an innovator and you deserve credit for having bringing something new to techie table. Keep in mind I said "credit", not "adulation".

For bringing something*
The table*
>Phone posting
Excuse my faggot ass

He is pretty retarded and makes awful decisions all the time but at least he is not cancer like most youtubers.

DSP talked shit to Viscant, challenged him to a fist fight, to his surprise got a response agreeing to it. DSP afraid for his dear fast food fueled life had to try everything to not let the fight happen.
You're probably gonna disregard this because it's reddit, in that case you're as allergic to proof as Phil is

I love how he still spews that former FG pro player shit. The US FGC was so small and raw back in that day that calling yourself a pro even if you were actually one of the greats like Valle JWong or John T. was idiotic. You were just a player back then not a pro. He never got paid and he only won like some shit port tournament and it was some Evo qualifier.

Nowadays though even that is far beyond what hes capable of. He can't even grasp basic fundamentals anymore.
He can't AA for shit
He can't block for more then half a second without mashing
He lies about said mashing and said he did nothing despite counter hit appearing and you can hear his button input before hand half the time.
Spouts shit like "my character has no tools" despite trying to just jump in or mash blindly.

I don't think i've ever seen such a drastic level of skill drop. He was fraud in ST but he was atleast a solid ST player. How can someone go from ST to modern fighters especially modern SF and not be decent in SFV or better is beyond me.

Why does everyone pick on Viscant lol

Alpha stud like based DSP, doesn't got time to waste with scrubs

>Implying that DSP isn't slowbeef's alter-ego.

...

Viscant's been working out a lot back then and did actual preparation for that fist fight, so yea obviously user. He was afraid of Phil's gout foot infecting him.

youtube.com/watch?v=goUFJE-TgSo
DSP is definitely a little bitch that only acts tough in his own personal space. He lives in a gated community because he's afraid psychopath haters will kill him in his sleep

>Unbiased reviewer
>Shits on Furi for not having checkpoints in the middle of boss battles
>Reviewed Furi and DaS1 at points he did not beat them
>Claims people who review games without playing the entire thing are bad but does the same himself because he needs the views to survive.

Hes only unbiased if the game is easy as fuck. Whenever he reviews a challenging game if he did actually beat it by some miracle he just spews safe shit and hardly expresses a real opinion that is worthwhile.

Also i don't respect anyone who though NG3 vanilla was a good game. He shat on reviewers for calling it crap and then defended how it had one weapon in the game calling other people entitled. Look up the review its fucking sad. NG3 was a trainwreck and had bosses you could run away from and wait to punish like the fall over my own legs TRex.

LOW

SYDE

TIER

Anyone have a .webm of the bottom right at 11:52?

Also how the fuck does DSP have a hot girlfriend, let alone a gf at all? Is he that rich?

You are now hearing this in DSP's voice

>wooooooooooow dude
>ahahahahahahaha
>INSTANT. DEATH.
>can't block
>I'm not doing anything!
>You can see the lag!
>AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
>This game has a bugged jumping mechanic!

youtube.com/watch?v=6ml_sNikAN0

His patreon playthroughs always sound so forced.

That unboxing video is fucking hysterical, this guy is such a moron, I can't believe he still hasn't opened the fucking box

>Couldn't beat Nyx on easy because he rushed and was underleveled

Highlight of the year. The easiest Persona game imo on the easiest difficulty a series that is second to FF in casuals favorite jrpg. He couldn't beat it.

BUGGED
U
G
G
E
D

JUMP
U
M
P

MECHANIC
E
C
H
A
N
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C

white low tier god

What did you expect? It's DSP.

>someone is actually autistic enough to put together a post like this about some let's player
sad, really

Yeah, those 15 minutes could have been spent doing something more productive. Like pretending you're not autistic while posting in a DSP thread. :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=lCjzA-C647o
This is the most fascinating video I have ever watched, absolutely amazing. I've seen other DSP videos but this one takes the cake for me

it's way more than 15 minutes to know about all that stuff, dude
and even so, just giving that much about what some random dude does is just... i don't even know

Savage

>actually linking his channel

This is a counter pasta to a guy who posted a pasta praising him dude.
Also get off your high horse nerd

i'm not even saying i'm some special person
just saying that people who go on and on about e-celebs and know all this arbitrary bullshit about their lives and relationships and fucking whatever needs to really think about what they are doing with their time
i'm a loser too, but god damn...

Not the guy who made the original post, but I used to watch a playlist of these DSP videos mocking him while playing vidya on my main screen. I gathered most of my info on him like that. Most people are probably the same, nobody just fucking sits there for hours just researching DSP like you assume.

actually lots of people do, have you seen how many twitter accounts are purely about following DSP around

there's a dedicated community of autists who actually do just that

l used to watch his videos back in 2010 or so, it's obvious the guy is a trainwreck and everything surrounding him is just depressing, his personality, his videos, his personal life, his fans and haters

>tfw Alice from Sons of Kojima died

Didn't even know she was sick :(

yeah, they obviously do
sure, most of them are probably neet, but that doesn't make them any less of faggots

>1st place goes to the name with no name

I never got into the twitter shit, but I do appreciate the Sons of Kojima TIHYDP video autists who provided me with countless hours of entertainment during slow WoW nights.

Best thing is he was playing it on EASY

who is more pathetic -- DSP, or the Sons of Kojima?

What the fuck.

And his voice is so whiney, it actually hurts my ears.

well those guys right there do exactly what you said no one does. But yes, there are countless more.

She didn't add much to the podcast. And ran off with that Che guy in the end. Not saying that wasn't the smart thing to do really.
because Latter.

DSP's fans. SoK spend a lot of time talking about other shit not just Phil.

Who are you kidding. Phil has his own segment there. of course they gotta talk about him to stay relevant. Otherwise no one would put up with their annoying personalities.