Proud to be a PC gamer

Unashamed and proud to be a PC gamer.

Proud to have better multiplayer.
Proud to have DOTA 2 and The International.
Proud to have uniformly better graphical standards.
Proud to have multiple controller support.
Proud to stand for STEM degrees.
Proud to stand for 60 FPS.
Proud to not be ripped off by devs.
Proud to pirate a game if it takes my fancy and the devs have pissed me off.
Proud to pirate shit games and play them instead of giving the devs money.
Proud to stand against viral marketing.
Proud to stand for good games, like Hyperdimension Neptunia, and not garbage like No Man's Sky.
Proud to stand against unfair business practices, like DLC.
Proud to support Gabe.
Proud to support TF2 above trash like Overwatch.
Proud to care enough about video games that I get angry at Todd, Oblivion, Skyrim (you should too!)
Proud to not be a neurotypical faggot who lets himself get parted from his meager paycheck easily.
Proud not to give a fuck about neurotypical shit like getting laid with stacies, and instead concentrate on my engineering career.
Proud to stand against anti-consumer practices, like DRM.

Proud to be PCMR.

>Proud to pirate shit games and play them

If they're offering you enough utility to play them for, say, over 10 hours. Then how are they "shit"?

I was agreeing with this.

Until you mentioned Neptunia.

Back to the basement you crawl from you go.

Fuck off consolecuck. Go play Blow Man's Sky lol.

I'm just here for emulators and visual novels :/

greetings reddit, welcome to Sup Forums

you'll fit right in

>60fps
Bad bait, no one still does this. 144 is the new hotness. Fix it and try again.

Nah I'll play Hyperdimension Neptunia lol.

Except Redditors are mostly humanitiesfags who love consoles and love no man's cry, and other shitty games like that LOL. They even play LoL about DotA, even though DotA is supported big Big Gabe himself :P

>there are poorfag non-stem majors NOT using 4k monitors

LOL. Consolecuks please fuck off.

>playing assfaggots at all
you're reddit incarnate

Enjoy your input lag and lower response time, 1440p/144 is the real master race.

>Proud to have DOTA 2 and The International.
Got me good OP

>Proud to support Gabe.
Don't post on this board ever again.

>not playing pc
Peasants everywhere holy shit

...it's about the games man...the games. How have you sunken so far to forget that?

1. 1440p/144hz
2. 1080p/144hz
3. 4k/60hz
4. 1440p ultrawide
5. 1080p ultrawide
6. 1440p multimonitor
7. 1080p multimonitor
8. 1080p/60hz

Anyone got that based master race song about us pc gamers?

Look bros, a lolbabby!

I'm afraid you can't hack it with the PCMR, friend.

>Implying I play LoL
>Implying it's any different from DOTA
>Implying assfaggots aren't one of the worst things to happen to vidya lately

Proud to play Bloodborne.
Oh wait.
PC is just for emulators and visual novels.
Maybe the occasional 5 year old console port

You should probably be ashamed

>>>>>>/reddit/

You are the cancer killing gaming, not just PC gaming, all gaming. Fanboyism of any kind is NOT good. Even PC. Consoles, while they have some awful downsides, have some merits.
>Proud to stand against anti-consume practices, like DRM
So you don't use Steam?

Proud to be a Redditor and part of the PC Master race...and now Sup Forums!

Bow down you dirty console peasants!!!

Unashamed and proud to be a nintenbabby

Proud to have no multiplayer
Proud to have Zelda #19
Proud to have 2007 graphics in 2017
Proud to have gimmick controllers
Proud to stand for handholding
Proud to stand for 480p 30 fps and still struggling
Proud to have unfinished games with 2/3 of their content cut like wind waker
Proud to receive cease & desist orders when fans make their own, better games
Proud to only have shit games like Federation Force available to buy
Proud to stand for the mario brothers movie
Proud to stand for the 5th re-release of good games, like OOT remake that removes blood and fucks up the finale boss aesthetics and LTTP 3d remake
Proud to stand for losing business strategies like appeal to casuals
Proud to support Miyamoto
Proud to support MK8
Proud to care so little about graphics I convince myself that Tegra X2 is on par with the 1060
Proud to be a casual faggot who pays $500 for a fucking handheld
Proud to never get laid
Proud to suck nintendo's fat cock after they stick it up my ass

Proud to be a Nintenbabby

Ok

>Nintendo cares about their audicence
>makes the best zelda ever
>makes a new and unique console

>Sony cares about what their audience wants
>sony brings the last guardian, FFVII, Shenmue 3, crash from the death

>Microsoft cares about what their audience wants
>Microsoft makes a remastered version of Gears of War, a new Gears of War, and shit ton of Rare games, xbone can play 360 games, new options as Xbox One S, Scorpio, etc

>Valve looks at PC beggers who would trade their souls for Half Life 3
>Valve just sits on his large fat ass and laughs at how PCfags still suck their messiah dick

you guys have to ask for your rights, everyone is watching and laughing at you

>Gabe earns more profit EVERY YEAR from the international on dota 2 hat tickets alone than the full budget of AAA titles
>thats not even including normal hat sales or other MT$

>still no HL3
>no other games
>steam box DOA
>????

what are PC gamers even paying their developers for? All we encourage is shitty indie 2d games and rampant judaism

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...